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more about #nyu more comments → El_Gato: damn, i officially hate this guy. more » smashirony!: I was part of the incoming NYU Freshman class that drove Ferris & Carrie Bueller-Bradshaw out of their apartment on 10th street. Recognize. more » Buttafooco: As someone who teaches yoga, I am completely offended by those poses (especially the humpback lotus position)......more so than the outfit. more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: Don't these girls know anything about primate behavior? He's trying to impress them. Next- offers to pick lice. (Or will bed bugs do?) more » Smitros: Maybe he's branching into performance art. more » Steverino Begins: That Ben Brantley review made it sound like New Yorkers should be throwing produce at him. [theater.nytimes.com] more » BicycleShed: Is it just me, or is he slowly morphing into Ryan Seacrest? I never thought he was insanely hot to begin with, but he's looked ridden hard and put aw... more » bluebears: What a fucking baby. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Jude, it only took a few naked Downward Dogs to get my neighbors to stop watching my workouts. more » Rozelle’s Bagman: Richard Gere used to live across the street from Rubin, back in the day. No one ever saw him, or we were too baked to care. more » senatormayer: I wish he'd break into my house and abuse me. Verbal attacks, dress me up in pretty jewelry, scare me outta my wits. more » Xylo: BTW, that's a really bad downward-facing dog, Jude; get those toes and hands closer together! more » drunkexpatwriter: I wonder how many of those girls he'll get pregnant. more » goetz: What the girls didn't realize is that Fozzy Bear was doing a comedy shtick in the apartment next door. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: And here I thought nerds only cared about hair pie. The more you know . . . more » -
#violence
Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga
Marble-eyed Englishman Jude Law made the mistake of moving into a condo right next door to an NYU dorm. What are you, Jude Law—dumb? Heh. He deals with female fans by throwing produce at them.
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#jihad
NYU Tolerancemongers Attack Intolerance With Pie
Last week, Forbes columnist and NYU professor Tunku Varadarajan won our Outrage-off for his column about crazy Muslim murderers lurking amongst us. NYU radicals have struck back with a revolutionary pie-ing of Varadarajan's Islamaphobic allies! More » -
#highereducation
James Franco's Not Done Sleeping in Class
The Yale Daily News that came out on Friday (we know, we're late) is decorated like a retro teen mag for their interview with James Franco. Oh, and Hollywood's gayest actor is considering moving to New Haven for his PhD! More » -
#death
Dead Body in NYU Library (Updated)
An unidentified male was found dead in NYU's Bobst Library this morning. NYU has an unfortunately well-earned reputation as a hub of student suicides: Six in 2004, five in 2005. UPDATE: Letter from NYU President confirming suicide, below. [WSN] More » -
#fearoffalling
Should You Apply For Food Stamps?
Vital information for journalism school graduates: food stamps are a fun and easy way to stay alive! More » -
#wheretheyoncewere
Lady Gaga Is Basically Fame Incarnate: NYU-Era Video Surfaces
Our Lady of the Immaculate Penis, Lady Gaga, was once Stefani Germanotta, an NYU student with dreams: to be the most post-modern pop star ev-ar, or at least, to leave the small-time dreck of NYU piano songstress obscurity. Video surfaces! More » -
#queertheory
James Franco Still the Queerest Actor in Gay, Gay Hollywood
We have no clue what he does in his personal life, but James Franco's professional life just got even pinker, if you can imagine. Now he's taking a Queer Cinema class at NYU! More » -
#movies
Gun van Sant's Got Milk Follow-Up
Gun van Sant will direct a "distinctive take on young love" entitled Restless, which was penned by an NYU grad named Jason Lew, who's friends with Bryce Howard, who's producing with papa Ron and Brian Grazer. Again, movie magic! [THR] -
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#fallout
Mort Zuckerman's NYU Scholarship Students Are Bernie Madoff's Latest Victims
Last December, when Bernie Madoff's victim list was made public, we learned about Daily News publisher Mort Zuckerman's "significant exposure" to the swindler's Ponzi scheme, about $30-million in "significant exposure" to be exact. Now the pain is really setting in. More » -
#scholars
Facebook Status Update of the Night
James Franco: "Only the douchebags at Columbia would dare take a picture of me sleeping in class." Andy: "Why is that?" James Franco: "I sleep at NYU all the time and no one bothers me." [Columbia Student Andy Nguyen's Facebook] -
#college
Obama Defuses ASU Honorary Degree Controversy With Disgusting Humility
Here's some of Obama's address to graduates at Arizona State University, America's leading institution of higher learning for twats, where he stated that he "hadn't done enough in my life" to warrant an honorary degree. More » -
#murder
The Class That Got a Wesleyan Student Killed
If Johanna Justin-Jinich hadn't taken "Sexual Diversity in Society" at New York University in 2007, she might be alive today. Her ex-classmate, Stephen Morgan, is in custody after allegedly shooting her at Wesleyan University's bookstore. More » -
#schooldaze
NYU to Poors: Go Away
Did you know that it costs $54,000 to go to NYU for one year and learn how to be a failed revolutionary? Because of this, the school is "encouraging" poors to go fuck themselves. More » -
#thekidstoday
NYU Students We Actually Like
Two reasons to enjoy Nyle's video "Let the Beat Build": 1) It was shot all in one take with live music, and 2) refreshingly optimistic lyrics about creative ambition in the New Depression. More » -
#videuhoh
UAE Sheikh in Crazy Torture Tape
Look what has 'surfaced:' a video of the brother of the crown prince of the United Arab Emirates torturing a man. The torturer's brother is a great friend to NYU! More » -
#hardworkers
Overworked James Franco Sleeping His Way Through Grad School
How does James Franco manage to take classes at both NYU and Columbia while penning a book while keeping his acting career going? Evidently only with lots of naps. More » -
#celebrityscience
Celebrity-Only Book Industry Comes Dangerously Close to Publishing 'Writer'
Permasmiley celebrity Columbia writing student James Franco is going to have a book of his short stories published by Scribner. This, strangely, is the least ridiculous book deal we've written about this week. [Fox] -
#crimepunishment
NYU Kids Forced to Go Back to Class on Monday
The 18 NYU kids who occupied the Kimmel center got their just desserts: one week suspensions for all! More » -
#shutupcollege
The Painfully Ridiculous End to the NYU Revolution
The final, farcical moments of the failed Revolutionary NYU Food Court Occupation were caught on film by one of the protesters. And then shown to the world, despite being—by any standard—incredibly embarrassing. More » -
#schooldaze
NYU Food Court Revolution Crushed
After last night's clash with cops, a hardcore band of dead-enders continued to occupy the NYU student center food court, for Democracy. But it sounds like it's game over now people. The Man wins! More »
