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more about #obama more comments → senatormayer: Somebody please, remind me why I live in Tennessee. Come on, there's gotta be something good here. more » MissNormaDesmond: Just as I thought, the voting's not even close. The Fox outrage was actually committed years ago, when they lambasted the guy for telling the truth. ... more » BadUncle: Prevented from watching the Peanuts Xmas Special, I must conclude that Jesus wasn't The Son O' God. If the news pre-empts the Year Without a Santa Cla... more » Smitros: Will Dallas Morning New reporters now be told not to advertorialize in their stories? more » AzureTexan: The surname Wiseman, in this instance, is hilarious on so many levels. more » Go Like Hell Machine: The Faux News thing is irritating, ironic and kind of hilarious, but Wiseman's a goddamn elected official, for Jeebus sake. more » MyNameIsChris: Everybody knows it's actually the Jews who are constantly trying to kill xmas. Maybe the Muslims and them can finally bond over trying to stop Charlie... more » The Real JR: EXCELLENT BEATNUTS REFERENCE. more » Wrapitup: [www.denverpost.com] #conservatives #tips #birthers #barackobama #obama more » Wrapitup: [www.msnbc.msn.com] #tips #conservatives #birthers #barackobama #obama more » adiam7: My nephew is in a Mandarin Chinese immersion school- he is 5- and last year in pre-k he was given his Chinese name and it does not sound anything like... more » gbmbg: The funny thing is that some news outlets were rejecting the standard transliteration of his name ("Aobama"), and using an alternative, "Oubama". This... more » jeetjet: Hu said that more » BadUncle: I shall gird my loins for further developments. #northkorea more » ManchuCandidate: Wait till you hear Kim John Il singing his version of "Major-General." "I am the very model of an Atomic armed-official I've starved my people of... more » -
#clipjob
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV, we visit the Jersey Shore, Quentin Tarantino's new bizarre commercial, car wash revenge, a terrible spoof on Judd Apatow movies, and Obama responds to a call to legalize everything bad for America. More » -
#outrage
Outrage-Off: Tennessee Mayor Charlie Brown Jesus vs. Fox News
We're a Christian nation with a Muslim president who hates Charlie Brown. It's outrageous. The only solution is more outrage, in the form of outrageous right-wing idiot statements. Today's outrage-off: a Jesus-fearing Tennessee mayor vs. Fox News and News Corp. More » -
#mediacrack
When Local Reporter Pops the Trunk, Hit the Deck
In your ferocious Friday media column: A reporter brings a gun to cover Obama, more NYT layoffs coming soon, the Dallas Morning News would like your continued patronage, and plagiarist plagiarizes. More » -
#lostintranslation
The Chinese Had Obama's Name Wrong the Whole Time
The President has left China. But try as he might, he couldn't get the Chinese to translate his name correctly the whole time he was there. Please call him President Aobama from now on. More » -
#journalismism
North Korean Journalists Are Like Romantic Poets
North and South Korean warships just had a gun battle. North Korea say it was an unfair attack by the South, at which they "lost no time to deal a prompt retaliatory blow at the provokers." But it gets fruitier. More » -
#thanksalot
Obama Really Testing Media's Blind Devotion
The Obama administration—of all administrations!—announces that it's mostly opposed to a federal shield law protecting reporters from being subpoenaed for their sources. After all the rhetorical cock-gobbling the media did for you, Obama. Quid Pro No? Shame. [NYT] -
#audiuhoh
Obama's Kanye Judgment Caught on Tape
Well, this is just fine: some patriotic jester has leaked TMZ an audio clip of Obama calling Kanye West a "jackass." America needs to listen to this tape and know the truth: Our president is a totally normal dude. More » -
#statenisland
America's Most Inept Racists Strike Out
On the night of Barack Obama's election, a group of young idiots in "a makeshift clubhouse" in Staten Island decided to go out and beat up some black people. They tried hard. But they made the following mistakes: More » -
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#crime
Repubs Vindicated: Multiculturalism Saves Sex Perv
Fancy Georgetown University is being stalked by a sex criminal (nicknamed the "Georgetown Cuddler," cute) who breaks into women's bedrooms and assaults them as they sleep. Police have not been able to track down a suspect of this description: More » -
#gossiproundup
DJ AM Report Reveals Sad Fact
DJ AM took OxyContin the night he died. Spencer Pratt takes his absurdity to new levels. And Kate Hudson wants to take over A-Rod's apartment. All that and more in your Wednesday Gossip Roundup! More » -
#heroes
Toothless Hero Mayor Now Besties With Obama
Hero Milwaukee mayor Tom Barrett should be released from the hospital soon, after being totally smashed up by a baton-wielding thug at the state fair after Barrett stepped in to quell a disturbance. Well guess who loves him, too? Obama! More » -
#unleashedfury
Hillary Clinton Growls, Shows Her Teeth
Oh my! Listen kids, whatever you do, don't ask Hillary Clinton about her husband's opinions on foreign affairs, because she will swallow you whole and eat you alive, just like she did this poor African student this afternoon! More » -
#mediacrack
Jon Capehart's Mom Thinks He's Cool
In your snap-filled Thursday media column: Jon Capehart's mom will not have you mocking her son, Mara Liasson apologizes better than God, Glenn Beck loses advertisers, and J-school kids almost get blown up. More » -
#flackery
Moral Arbiter Ronn [sic] Torossian's Enemies List: Murderers, Obama
Incompetent superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian thinks Israel should kill "a thousand Arabs for every one Jew they kill," which may be why he would never have a terrorist, or Barack Obama (related???) as a client. More » -
#art
Obama Street Art: Only 99% Positive
These "Obama Is a Socialist Joker" posters are apparently the first-ever examples of Republican Street Art. Baby steps! On balance, the "Heroic Obama" street art meme is still dominating. A sample: More » -
#mediacrack
The Steve Wars
In your inexplicable Thursday media column: picturing the New York Times' printing presses, Porsche's CEO pays off old reporters, a 174-year-old newspaper folds, and Steve vs. Steve. Steve? More » -
#negropediabrown
Page 91: The Solution to the Case of the World White Web
The President himself looked at Vanity Fair's Blogopticon and wondered if one of his two selves was getting the short end of the internet stick. And Negropedia Brown has cracked the case! More » -
#negropediabrown
Negropedia Brown: The Case of the World White Web
Negropedia Brown was pedaling furiously on his bike. He needed to return to his bodega office in fast order. His last case resulted in picketing, "Hell no, the negro must go!" the surly crowd chanted. More » -
#dude
Government Not Totally Cool With Weed
Were you under the impression that our new president had pretty much legalized medical marijuana by telling the feds to stop going after growers and sellers? Not quite! More » -
#diversity
News Corp. Not Racist Any More
To make up for employing Sean Delonas, News Corp. is forming a "diversity community council" to rubber-stamp bland statements affirming the company's commitment to non-white individuals, or whatever. Which frees up Sean Delonas to expose NObama as an Arabian terrorist! More »
