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more about #oliviapalermo more comments → jordos1: Definitely the first time "soulful" and "Olivia Palermo" were used in the same paragraph. Perhaps universe. more » BadUncle: This is fine. But which one do I pick for the Megaball drawing on Friday? more » KikiCanuck: "It's also interesting how she's holding her purse." Becuase if they were really committed, he would be holding her fucking purse, amirite? Emmy Rossu... more » scroll_lock: This reminds me of the groundbreaking study by the team of Drs. Ben and Eileen Dover which stated conclusively that Liberace's flashy, effeminate deme... more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: And we all want something beautiful. Man, I wish I was beautiful... more » Atilla the Bun: A relationship with a guy named "Topper" isn't sexually charged? How can this be? more » triplethreat: If only every post could be like this. It would be like Gawker and my youth had both returned. more » phlox✔: Journalismism at its finest! more » E. H. Cotton: Classic Gawker. Ohh, this felt good. more » karion: This was fantastic. more » secretagentman: Oh Bets! Let's get drunk together, please! Thank you for letting Brian write this up so hysterically. more » BookishLatkeish: Also, what the hell is Wintour doing to her face now? She is really looking more and more like the offspring of Marty Feldman and Alvin of the Chipmunks. more » Baroness: Pretty sure Padma's donor is financier TF- he has a habit of wooing the famous exes of British notables : Liz Hurley, the late Princess of Wales. He'... more » BookishLatkeish: Wow, Gina Gershon and I have the same coat! That's a sheared mink number with leather piping from one Michael Kors. more » BettyCrocker: Good pix, but stellar commentary. Well played, Betsey! more » -
#romance
Body Language: Will They Last?
Among the celebrity weeklies' many scientific contributions, none is more entertaining than the "body language expert" who can divine deep interpersonal details from one single photograph. Let's apply this rigorous method to New York City's romantic royalty. More » -
#partyhardly
A Virtual Party Report from A Single Man's Premiere Party
We were not invited to the star-studded New York screening of A Single Man or the afterparty at Monkey Bar last night. Somehow fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern wrangled her way in. Here is her report.
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The City: Subhuman Resources
Due to an unfortunate run in with an Elle magazine intern we were unable to watch The City last night. However there is one intrepid reporter who can not be kept down, and she was there to fill us in. More » -
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The City: Shoot Me Now
Due to an unfortunate incident involving a pack of wild turkeys we were unable to watch The City last night. We did piece together the action thanks to some interviews done by our favorite roving social reporter.
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The City: Welcome to the Gates of Hell
We drank one too many white wine spritzers with Brooklyn Decker and missed last night's episode of The City. Thankfully we have the dispatches of our favorite cub social reporter to fill us in on everything we missed.
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The City: Buffoons Over Miami
Due to an unfortunate incident involving talking shit about Ingrid Casares, we were unable to watch last night's episode of The City. Thankfully we were able to piece together the action with some dispatches from our favorite roving social reporter.
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The City: Lady Chatterly's Brothers
Due to a firey Jitney accident on the Long Island Expressway last night, we were not able to watch The City last night. Thankfully we've pieced together the action thanks to some dispatches from our favorite freelance party reporter.
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#rumormonger
Olivia Palermo Leaves Manhattan for DUMBO?
We knew that Olivia Palermo, best known for her role as the Upper East Side Stereotype on MTV's The City, had given up Manhattan to move to Brooklyn, we never thought it would be for DUMBO. Ew. More » -
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The City: Right Said Freddie
Due to an unfortunate Halloween costume construction accident, we were unable to watch New York magazine-PR reality drama The City last night. Thankfully, we our favorite freelance society reporter was there to fill us in. More » -
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The City: Stop Being So Sketchy
Due to an unfortunate TiVo glitch, we couldn't watch The City last night, but thankfully there are plenty of budding social reporters out there who can fill in for us. Here is one promising dispatch. More » -
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The Hills and The City Kiss Princes to Make Frogs
There was a lot of ticking last night. Heidi's biological clock was making noise and so was the time bomb of Roxy working at People's Revolution. Oh, and Audrina was ticked off, but no one seems to care. More » -
#thehills
The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
The Hills are on fire! Everyone is talking about last night's sixth season premiere, but it looks like Lauren Conrad leaving has doomed the show. Know what, who cares? The City is a million times better, anyway. More » -
#stalkerdeluxe
Olivia Palermo Risking PETA's Wrath
And it's not for wearing fur. No, a tipster says she saw the socialite and star of The City beating her pooch this morning. More » -
#gossiproundup
Nobody Wants to See Tom Hanks Naked
Tom Hanks' sex scenes were cut from Angels & Demons, Olivia Palermo joins Elle, and John Mayer tries to get girls to sleep with him by text messaging "I want to tuck you in." More » -
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The City: Finally, Everyone Is a Spectacular Failure
The City is still on the air! Can you believe it? New York City still swirls on, while its idiot denizens wear hats and talk about modeling and bands. And fashion! I just fell down. More » -
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The City: Olivia the Thief, Jay the Cheat
It was thievery most foul on The City last night. Of ideas and of increasingly-less-attractive Australian boyfriends. The Wicked Witch of the Upper East (Who Lives on the Lower West) and Jay were the culprits. More » -
#gallery
New York Fashion Week Day 7: The Beautiful People
Lots of people at Fashion Week are pretty and/or glamorous and, sigh, we'll never be like them. But at least we can look at them. In a gallery, after the jump. More » -
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The City: The Day the Music Cried
If a tree fell on The City's Olivia Palermo, would you give the tree a parade or name a holiday after it? Maybe both. Let's explore why we feel this way, after the jump. More » -
#listicle
Five Possible Movie Roles for Olivia Palermo
Aw, that's cute. Reality stain Olivia Palermo—the bitchy also-ran on The City—wants to be a "serious actress". What kind of roles could she play? Let's speculate after the jump. More » -
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The City: The Bitchy Ballad of Nevan and Olivia
The City is a show about feelings. Big, swooping feelings. Small, lonely feelings. Sideways, awkward feelings. All were on display last night during this, our sixth tale submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society. More »
