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more about #opencaption more comments → ShawnP: Pull Durham. more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: "Ms. Sarandon, thank you for this opportunity to finally toucha-toucha-toucha-touch you." more » scroll_lock: What's with the lobster claw hands? Between the ears, nose, hands and formal wear he's become the answer to the age-old riddle of what is black and wh... more » TedSez: "Damn it, old lady, why don't you just retire already?! Oh, sorry, I was thinking about someone else." more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: C-c-amilla, c-c-come here. I w-w-want you to see these teeth. more » RollsRoyceRevenge: "I loved you in Team America!" more » momof3wildkids: Damn, I want to look like Susan when I am her age! more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: I thought that was young Henry Winkler for a moment. more » son of spam: Dude's got a purple ear. more » Tart of Darkness: She's got that "I'd prefer that you not want to be my tampon" look on her face. more » unclevanya: Zac Sprat more » Benny: Her hand is scary. It looks like a prawn. more » El_Gato: That new movie this dude is in looks so unbelievably boring it's not even funny. more » Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Zac Realizes That Usher Has REALLY Let Himself Go. more » Alexis: And I'm wondering why it was important to note that he is "the whitest boy alive". Methinks it wouldn't say that if he posed with a white celeb. more » -
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'I Once Dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter at a Fancy Dress Party'
[Michael Imperioli and Rocky Horror Picture Show alum Susan Sarandon react to sweet transvestite Prince Charles' overshare at The Lovely Bones premiere in London last night. Image via Getty] -
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Precious Moments
[The whitest boy alive, Zac Efron, gets a posing lesson from Gabourey Sidibe after a screening of his movie, Me and Orson Welles, in New York last night. Image via Getty] -
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The Final Word on Chris Brown
[Diane Sawyer had to go and ask about Rihanna's abusive ex during the singer's performance on Good Morning America today, and this was all the response she got. Image via Getty] -
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Oh, We So Horny
[Tinsley Mortimer better watch out because her man Constantine Maroulis and Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester were giving each other the rock horns backstage at his Broadway show Rock of Ages last night. Image via Getty] -
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Natalie Portmanhandle
[Natalie Portman cops an inappropriate feel on co-star Tobey Maguire last night at the New York premiere of their new movie Brothers. Image via Getty] -
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Gothic Girl
[Taylor Momsen predictably wore black (but an unpredictably long skirt) at the The Cinema Society screening of The Twilight Saga: New Moon in New York last night. Image via Getty] -
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The Grooms Wore Matching Tuxedos
[Jimmy Fallon and Joseph Gordon-Levitt look like a tiny gay wedding cake topper with their pose at the American Museum of Natural History's Museum Gala last night. Image via Getty] -
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How Many G's Are in Backstage?
[Model Ana Beatriz Barros concentrates really hard on spelling her texts correctly while being made up for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in New York today. Image via Getty] -
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The Moment Before Sarah Silverman Proposed a 'Four-gy'
[GQ editor-in-chief Jim Nelson cozies up to January Jones, Jennifer Carpenter, and Sarah Silverman right before the comedian makes an indecent proposal at the GQ 'Men Of The Year' party in Hollywood last night. Image via Getty] -
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Stirrup Desire
[Heidi Klum makes a cop's day by mounting his steed and riding it all over Times Square during a photo op for a Victoria's Secret campaign in Midtown today. Image via Bauer-Griffin] -
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Pose Posse
[Lydia Hearst shows a bunch of immovable dolls how this modeling thing is done at the MoMA's Second Annual Film Benefit honoring Tim Burton last night. Image via Getty] -
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'Who You Calling Fey?'
[Tina Fey gets fey lessons from Simon Doonan, creative director of Barneys New York, last night when the store unveiled its holiday windows that were inspired by Saturday Night Live. Image via Getty] -
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Tiger Beatdown
[A rabid teenage girl tries to get the ultimate souvenir when she attempts to rip off Robert Pattinson's arm at The Twilight Saga: New Moon premiere in L.A. last night. Image via Getty] -
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Looking Lively
[Blake Lively completes her transformation into Serena Van Der Woodsen by wearing inappropriate cleavage, a too-short skirt, and a clueless expression to the The Private Lives Of Pippa Lee premiere afterparty in New York last night. Image via Getty] -
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Needle in a Gaystack
[Pink piano, hot guy in a tux, fashion, butterflies, handicrafts—Lady Gaga's performance at the Museum of Contemporary Art anniversary gala in L.A. last night was pretty queer even for her. Image via Getty] -
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Help! He Needs Someone. Help!
[Paul McCartney coaxes a stuffed animal into his limo and kidnaps it in London today. He will not return the bear to its parents until control of the Beatles catalog is given back to him. Image via INF] -
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The Mothership Comes for Marc
[Alien princess Daphne Guinness asked to be taken to our leader and they took her to Marc Jacobs, queen of the fashion gays, at the launch party for NARS 15X15 in New York last night. Image via Getty] -
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Impaired Vision of Love
[Can Mariah Carey see through her retro glasses that she is giving an old man the "Hey! Hey!" when leaving her hotel in London today? Image via INF] -
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Town and Country
[City mouse Tinsley Mortimer hangs out with small-town boy Levi Johnston last night at the awards show our dirty sibling Fleshbot put on [NSFW, naturally] at The Box. Our comprehensive party report is over here. Image via Getty] -
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The Lesbian and Gay Center of Los Angeles
[Samantha Ronson is going to have to try harder to make Lindsay Lohan jealous than by hanging out with the very virile, ladies' man Adam Lambert at Bardot in L.A. last night. Image via X17]
