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more about #oprahwinfrey more comments → Novaload: Why can't all advice be this funny AND this useful?! more » bodegacat: You could combine 1, 2, 3 and 4 by yelling "Look, it's Rob Pattinson!" and then pushing through in a tight V-formation in this uniform: more » Dot: My brush with (the Wal-Mart, Black Friday) death: Because of hangovers and still being awake, and after a vicious T-giving fest with my family, my man... more » Aidan_: I was dragged to a Black Friday sale at a Circuit City by my yuppy cousin two years ago. Never again. Online shopping and excursions to the mall in mi... more » Mike Jahn: If you get caught wearing a Walmart uniform you will lose your health benefits no matter where you work. more » NotReadyForPrimeTime: I do wish Oprah would STFU about New Age quackery. It was her promotion of "The Secret" that helped this creep James Ray become so successful. Hopef... more » Rozelle’s Bagman: The wedge is illegal this year. You can get the chair in the usual states. more » LeftCoastLady: or else you'll all go down like Tila Tequila at the dick buffet. *golf clap* Excellent. more » Lizawithazee: Thanks for reminding me why she makes me so uncomfortable. All that "you are your own best whatever!" followed by "...if you buy THIS and THIS and THI... more » Meglantine: Some kind of drug has to be involved in Oprah's weird elf-dance in 13. No one does that just because they're excited about low-fat cookies. more » jbwan: more » Atilla the Bun: I can attest that Ginger Man body scrub sucks. That is all.... more » LeftCoastLady: Don't forget about this one... more » Lysergic Asset: After the Oprah-Obama Christmas Special, Gallup will release a poll announcing that 79% of registered Republicans still think President Obama is a Mus... more » daveyjonesisdead: Hi, girls...I fill the description Foster gave of the person you will spend your life with perfectly. Call me! more » -
#listicle
Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
It inevitably happens every year, someone gets trampled trying to get a DVD player for $15.99 at Walmart at 5am on Black Friday. This year, don't let tragedy strike! We have some strategies that will keep you safe while spending.
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#materialworld
Remembrance of Oprah's Favorite Things Past
This year, Oprah's canceling her 'Favorite Things' episode and will give us the gift of Barack Obama instead. As if he's going to make 200 women fly into simultaneous orgasms. We demand to be lavished with exuberant materialism! More » -
#gossiproundup
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
RobPatz and K-Stew are doing it, a lot, instead of promotions. Jay-Z doesn't want to piss off Beyonce. Christie Brinkley: psycho. Diddy: birthday boy. Marv Albert Vs. 50 Cent? Fight of the year! Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#gossiproundup
Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
Kind of like a Harry Potter book, right? Michael Lohan's now Jon Gosselin's contracts expert. Nothing but squares at the Daily News. Robert Pattinson hates his life. Carrie Prejean: monumentally stupider than previously imagined. Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#howthingswork
Nikki Finke's Cut-and-Paste Method
Nikki Finke OWNS the Oprah Winfrey story. She broke the news that Winfrey would leave the show three weeks ago. And she got the transcript of Oprah's announcement up on her site bright and early this morning. By stealing it. More » -
#resignations
Oprah to Fans: I'm Quitting My Show Because My Bones Told Me To
Here's a clip from Oprah Winfrey's on-air announcement that she's putting the Oprah Winfrey Show out to pasture: "Why walk away, and make next season the last? Here is the real reason: [T]wenty-five years feels right in my bones." -
#turningpoints
Oprah Makes It Official: She's Leaving Syndicated TV in 2011
And thus an era ends. As rumored she would, Oprah Winfrey announced today that she will give up her syndicated show to focus on building her cable network.
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#magazines
Oprah's Secret Message?
Maybe this is just a Rohrschach test for whether you're a gay leftist gossip site, but we think the holiday-card treatment on the Ellen Degeneres cover of O makes the word "Joy" look like "Gay." (Or "Goy" if you're Jewish.) -
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#liveblogging
Liveblogging Book-Writin' Sarah Palin Chattin' With Oprah
Noted author Sarah Palin is on Oprah, right now. Let's watch it together! More » -
#disasters
2012 and Precious Box-Office Takes Prove Worlds' Sadomasochism Fetish Profitable
Roland Emmerich's "Apocalypse BUKKAKE" masterpiece, 2012, opened at the box office on Friday! For a movie where everyone already knows the ending—the world, it ends—it did really, really well. So did the sad movie about the sad girl. More » -
#gossiproundup
Dina Lohan: Lindsay Punched Me in the Face
Dina Lohan recounts corporal punishment at her daughter's hands, Tom Cruise converses with doorknobs, and footage of Joanna Krupa at Snoop Dogg's Girls Gone Wild party surfaces. Come, stroke the supple hide of Friday's gossip. More » -
#oprah
Oprah Reportedly Ready to Walk Away from Her Show
If this pans out, it's a huge showbiz announcement. Nikki Finke has posted that Oprah Winfrey has decided to give up her CBS-syndicated show and move her eponymous daytime chat show to her own cable network. More » -
#thebigo
Is Oprah Ready to Leave Daytime TV? And, What Would She Be Without It?
Oprah's shipping Lisa Erspamer, one of her most trusted producers, to L.A. to be chief creative officer of OWN: the Oprah Winfrey Network, and already some are speculating she's laying the groundwork to move her TV show to OWN, too. More » -
#trophytrot
Are Precious' Oscar Hopes Doomed or Are Pundits Just Crazy?
It's tough to be an Oscar favorite in October, five full months before the awards. And a little film called Precious is learning that it's even harder to be Oscar's front runner, especially if no one has seen you yet. More » -
#ew
Oprah Guru's Deadly Sweat Lodge Involved Induced Vomiting, 'Vomit Everywhere'
So, that horrifying sweat lodge where Oprah-endorsed guru James Arthur Ray may or may not have inadvertently killed three people? NYT has some new eye witness reports, and they're as scary, icky, and infuriatingly New-Agey as you thought.
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#mastersoftheuniverse
How Did Michael Buble Become the Biggest Star on Earth?
Last week he beat out the much-heralded return of KISS for the top slot on the album charts. This week, the Canadian crooner Michael Buble slam-dunked the biggest phenomenon in all entertainment: the Twilight series. More » -
#quoteoftheyesterday
Oprah Winfrey —Â
predicting on Extra! last December that her supposed feud with Palin (remember when that was a thing?) would end once her book was published; Palin's appearing on Oprah's show on Nov. 16, one day before Going Rogue goes on sale. -
#charts
Oprah Ruins KISS' Final Shot at Glory
Did you know that in KISS's epic career, they've never had an album reach the No. 1 on the Billboard chart? After they released their record last week, that final prize seemed at hand. Then Oprah ruined everything. More » -
#opencaption
Stage Fright
[Even hair, makeup, and a scared dog can't help Oprah Winfrey look pretty in pink while doing her show live from Central Park today. Image via Getty] -
#traderoundup
As Vivendi Fiddles, Hollywood Awaits Big Shake-Up (or Shake-Down)
Nothing that excites Hollywood more than the thought of a studio changing hands; the implications spilling down over a generation of executives and deals might be completely incomprehensible from this distance, but they are darn exciting. More »
