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more about #orlandobloom more comments → DeniseL: Your heading regarding Robert Pattison was disrespectful to Rob and absurd. Leave the guy alone for cryin outloud. I actually go online and look for... more » PandoraSpocks: What? Sunday morning and nobody's dead? more » snugbug: Happy Sunday to you too, pet. Ding-ding-ding + ca-ching: *"Get your Canadian visas ready..," not "Get your Candian visas ready.." *"winter soup," not... more » daveyjonesisdead: If memory serves, Ken and Barbie don't have sex organs so we're all safe from Speidi spawn. more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: It's funny how these quasi-celebrities have to have a baby once they run out of reasons for the paparazzi to follow them. more » Martiniman: Speidi Spawn, why not? Heidi's been changing Spencer's diapers for some time now... more » lionboy: The thought of a spawn of Speidi is simply too terrifying for words. Hoping their reproductive organs are as stupid and confused as they are is not en... more » doctorzizmor: Tara Reid hasn't made a movie anyone has heard of in seven years; I don't think she can afford to eat. All that booze and silicone don't come cheap! more » Ellabella: I commend Adrian Grenier on his tried and true methods. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. more » PhyrePhox: The last time I binged on "heroine" my friends had to forcibly take the remote away from me: I was watching the Princess Leia/golden bikini scene from... more » disinterested 3rd party: I didn't know Ed Hardy made wing tips. more » skahammer: No, when curb-kicking skanks, you wear espadrilles. Disposability is the key there. more » Jim Topoleski: Instead of using harmless leaf blowers now, the crew moved on to shooting them out of the tree :-D more » Dr. Nick: You really have to hand it to Jon Gosselin--making Kate look sympathetic is really quite an achievement, but he appears to be extremely dedicated to t... more » BxgrlJeri: Hey Paris Hilton, Narcissus called. He wants his river back. more » -
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Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
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Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
Heidi Montag wants to be impregnated. Bethenny Frankel wants new friends. And Martha's Vineyard wants to see Chelsea Clinton wear white. Good morning! It's Monday's Gossip Roundup! More » -
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Love For a Victoria's Secret Model Forces Orlando Bloom to Walk Away from the New Pirates Sequel
Orlando Bloom passes on playing Will Turner to be with his girlfriend, Megan Fox thinks zombies are sexy, Tara Reid is quite skinny, Paris Hilton claims to have inspired Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse almost dies after a binge. More » -
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The Attractive Person Crime Spree
The Way We Live Now: Muhfuckas are robbing us! Male models are robbing people. Someone's robbing Orlando Bloom. Politicians are robbing us all. Looking good in hard times is a tough row to hoe. More » -
