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more about #osamabinladen more comments → Uncle_Billy_Slumming: What the hell is wrong with Marc Rich's face? It looks like the head of a penis that's not getting enough oxygen! more » TedSez: Wait, where's all the outrage about Jimmy Kimmel dating his staffer? Did she get special privileges? Did he use his power and prestige to seduce a na... more » Dictator for Life: I thought half the point of getting take-out was so you didn't have to tip. Delivery, you tip. Eating in, you tip. Take-out is supposed to save you... more » autoclavicle: You're right, Jon, the Jewish family values are great. You could stand to learn one or two hundred of them. more » snugbug: "Shtupping" and "putz" must be my favorite Yiddishisms of all times. Both these wonderful words, "Frumpracula" AND a Dickens reference? Fire the rocke... more » Mount_Prion: I can't blame Kimmel's writer, really. You wouldn't be able to think up anything funny either if your sex life was like that. more » takeouteurotrash: Totally late to the game, but your The Grind reference yesterday made this piss-poor weekend...uh...tolerable, at the very least. Now I'm going t... more » NotSafeForLife: Re: that Miley Cyrus story. I didn't know you're supposed to tip when you get take out. I thought the tip was for service, but if I'm not getting serv... more » Benny: So what's the problem? Science is amazing. Real dinosaurs would be a dream come true. Sounds like the ones being too influenced by Jurassic Park are... more » andheartss haz it: Did Larson completely skip the last 20 minutes of The Lost World?? more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: That's wierd because I was just working on my plans to project a forcefield around the planet. more » Voyou_Charmant: Do this and do this now. I want to see god-damned real dinosaurs. more » misslinda: I always knew Canada would find a way to conquer North America. more » GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday: Yeah,but Hans, you were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses ... more » SpyMagician: Dino-chickens? Man that will be one big drumstick! more » -
#gossiproundup
Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
Kristen Stewart hates talking Twilight as much as I do. Jimmy Kimmel's schtupping his writer, A-Rod's batting better when schtupping Kate Hudson, Miley Cyrus sucks at tipping, Jon Gosselin sucks like he did yesterday. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#science
Jurassic Park Inspired Plans Will Extinct Us All, Must Be Quashed
Since way back in 1993, when the movie adaptation of Jurassic Park came out, we knew the popularization of Michael Crichton's dinosaur nightmare novel would be the end of us. Well, that prediction seems frighteningly close to fruition. More » -
#vacations
Osama bin Laden's National Lampoon Vacation
According to a forthcoming book by Bin Laden's son and one of his wives, the Evil One took a family vacation to Indiana and Los Angeles in 1979. And just like that, a Don DeLillo novel is born. More » -
#wingnuts
What This Country Needs Is a Good Terrorist Attack!
Last night Glenn Beck's guest was ex-CIA person Michael Scheuer, who stated that the only hope for the country was for Osama Bin Laden to "deploy and detonate a major weapon in the United States." Seriously. More » -
#politics
Osama bin Laden Reduced to Political Pundit
On Morning Joe this morning, NBC News' Chuck Todd offered his analysis of the Osama bin Laden audiotape released this morning: It's a standard political "prebuttal." Does that mean we've won the war on terror? More » -
#caseclosed
Obama Date Night Expense Controversy Officially Over
Conservatives like Rick Santorum are still mad about Barack Obama wasting taxpayer money on an elitist date night in New York City. Did they forget about how much it cost for George Bush to gather brush in Crawford, Texas? More » -
#traderoundup
Real-Life Gossip Girls Will All End Up Crazy Hamptons Hermits
Only a little news trickles out of Passover-quieted Hollywood, but we press on regardless. Melora Hardin lands a role, Showtime slows down, Gossip Girl gets real, Osama gets acquitted, and Grey Gardens gets lauded. More » -
#oops
"Obama bin Laden" Error Hits Yahoo's Homepage
It's not just angry rightwingers who mix up "Obama" and "Osama." Yahoo News has joined CNN and the Associated Press in confusing the most powerful man in the world with his terrorist enemy. More » -
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#family
Oh My God, We Forgot Kevin!
Young Osama, left home alone in Afghanistan, ended up fighting off a pair of wacky, comically inept Soviet soldiers, using only his wits and common materials found around the home. Then he discovered the true meaning of Ramadan. [NYT]
