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more about #owenwilson more comments → AndIAmTellingYou: Will and Jada do go to other people's houses and have sex. Just not with each other. more » onenotesam: Third boob job? She's already got two nice ones, why'd she want to have a thirt teat added? more » irishflyesq: Guy Ritchie is hot. more » Mama Penguino: I've been meaning to get a boob job, too, but my boobs refuse to just put on a nice outfit and fill out some applications. Lazy bums. more » Imogen Quest: Not surprised that Apatow is lousy in bed, and even less surprised that he seems kind of proud of it. more » FormerEnglishMajor: If they spent a quarter as much time doing it as they do endlessly blathering about it, no one would suspect they are bearding/merkining each other. T... more » ChillbearLatrigue: I would date women that look exactly like Kate Hudson too, but they are usually emotionally, physically and conversationally unavailable to me. more » Private Hangnail: As a child I would leap into bed at night so as to avoid the monsters that lived underneath. It scares me to know that all along those monsters could ... more » MisterHippity: She'd be welcome aboard my dinghy any time — and she could bring that big ol' paddle with her. Was that an overshare? Sorry. more » EhBologna: Please can't the Jennifer Aniston Pity Party (of one) be over soon? I shed a crocodile tear for ya Jen, now go away! more » Phyllis Nefler: We Are All Britney. more » flossy: Pssh. If Aniston wants me to waste $12 on her movie she's going to have to utterly debase herself on American television. more » Weegee's bored: Speaking of thumbing noses, Madonna's selfless young beau has a name that translates as "Jesus Light?" Does he sign in to things as "Light Jesus?" How... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: This is a hissy fit because she got Tom Brady and you didn't?? more » DaeSu: You're exceptionally bitchy today, Richard. Is it the snow or your monthlies? more » -
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Will and Jada Pinkett Smith Will Sneak Into Your Bedroom for a Shag
Jada Pinkett Smith says she and Will like to bang in other people's homes, Victoria Beckham has her third boob job, Nicole Ritchie breaks up Lohan and Ronson, Owen Wilson still loves Kate Hudson, and Judd Apatow sucks in bed. More » -
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Lonely, Miserable Jen Aniston Chokes Down Dog Biscuits, Hoping That You'll Finally Like Her
But you won't. No one ever will. Also in the news are Chris Brown and Rihanna (for the first time ever), Britney Spears, Katie Holmes, Madonna, and Tommy-Tom Brady. More » -
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A-Rod Hovers Over Madonna's Home Plate
"Cozy" is not the same as "together." But we can still wonder why Owen Wilson is sitting next to Kate Hudson, or if Alex Rodriguez is again flirting with Madonna via the idea of being her neighbor. More » -
#pricelesstimepieces
Rolex Watches Saved Owen Wilson's Life, Says Blogging Jeweler
Having journeyed through the dark abyss and emerged to become the current Biggest Star in the World Upstaged by a Mischievous Doggy, junketphobic Marley & Me star Owen Wilson will be counting many blessings in 2009. -
#marleyandme
Five Lessons Learned From the 'Marley and Me' Box-Office Windfall
The Monday Morning Box Office looks basically the same as it did on Friday, with Marley and Me shocking everyone with a $51 million holiday frame. But what does its surprising success really mean? -
