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more about #palin more comments → dinalohan: You can take the douche out of Wasilla... more » tunamelt: Someone's gonna be living in Reseda. more » limber: Oh, god, I can't help it. I think he's sort of sweet and harmless. I want him to get a hunting reality show and his own line of flannel onesies,, an... more » Private Hangnail: What's most annoying is that now, when I commit crimes, I'm going to have to tell the police my name is 'Sammy Reno' or 'Chuck Wichita'. 'Ricky Hollyw... more » BooWahBabe: I hope he becomes a gay porn star. I'd buy every dvd! more » SidAndFinancy: How's he going to fix the tattoo? My guess: Harvey's Bristol Cream Forever more » Lizawithazee: I thought this show had already been canceled by an overwhelming vote of the American people. more » SidAndFinancy: He's not the father. Haven't you heard? This guy stepped forward and announced that he is: more » Spirit Fingers: Well, well, whaddya know... 1) Bristol Palin may be the smartest one out of the whole Palin clan. a) She's bucking against that whole abstinence tripe... more » Rumpelstilskin: Okay People magazine: boxers or briefs? more » Hockeymom: Is Greta going to do another interview? Or is FOX done with this, now that Bristol is just another unmarried mother.(though...personally, I'm glad the... more » gawkimo: It seems to me that the cultural differences between the Palins and the Johnstons are measured only in quantity of cash, presence or absence of politi... more » MisterHippity: People Magazine: "Oh, everybody knew about that. What, you didn't know about that? Well OK then, we'll give you the details, then ... but it's such ol... more » BxgrlJeri: I would have turned to the Wasilla Hillbillies last night the minute Seacrest said, "We could have saved Chris Daughtry." Though Chris is somewhere ma... more » Kid Twist: That child has demon eyes. more » -
#transformations
Levi Johnston Goes Hollywood
Levi Johnston, noted Palin daughter-nailer, has hired Tank Jones, "a size-58 suit-wearing black man," to manage his career and be his bodyguard. He's also developed an alter ego to help him destroy his Wasilla-ness and fully embrace douchedom—"Ricky Hollywood." More » -
#wasillaalaska
Please Turn the Governor of Alaska's Family Into a Television Program. Thank You.
The heartwrenching saga of the Wasilla Hillbillies, the most recent installment of which features the dramatic break-up of Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, cries out for a reality show. It could be on VH1. More » -
#yearinreview
Gawker's Top Ten Posts of 2008
Oh what a year it was! We had some big, boffo posts, primarily about monsters (Cruise, Palin, O'Reilly and Montauk). Yay for riches. Enjoy! More » -
#popculture
Palin Will Never Quit Us in 2009
Did anyone receive a new calendar for Christmas? (I got a puppy one.) Perhaps you received the Sarah Palin 2009 calendar—it's the #1 most popular "Office Product" on Amazon! -
