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more about #patrickswayze more comments → Asmo: I was gonna go as Zombie Billy Mays, but now I have some doubts. #halloween more » TableNein: I intend to show up at the party without shoes, socks, or a shirt. When people say "hey, TableNein, where's your costume?" I'll tell them I just came... more » yourfriendandneighbor: What about Summer Of Death? That was my idea. I dress in black and scotch tape photos of all the dead celebrities to my clothes. Come on. #halloween more » skahammer: Just noting that this post needs a Blagojevich reference. Now done. more » Phyllis Nefler: Also, I am preemptively annoyed at the number of Betty Drapers that we are going to see out there. #halloween more » Phyllis Nefler: My mom brought me back a kimono from vacation. I was thinking of just wearing that and an old camo trucker hat I have lying around and go as a Mark Pe... more » lionel-mandrake: What about a sexy dead celebrity? Sexy dead Michael Jackson. Sexy dead Ed Ed McMahon. Sexy dead Farah Fawcett. #halloween more » DeadliestSin: This year I'm going as a Sim. All I need is a neon green diamond shaped piece of origami (Called a "plumbob" on the game) and I'm set. #halloween more » lauraborealis: Oh God I was so afraid Lady Gaga would be on here. #halloween more » saralapua: Yeah, I disagree with the zombie/vampire assessment. This is friggin halloween. The Hot Topic tweens do not hold exclusivity on such classics. As ... more » Steverino Begins: Buzzkill. My costume is on this list, and I'm still wearing it, damnit. It's all in the details. #halloween more » DennyCrane: I'm going as Lt. Hugo Stiglitz, and I'm going to spend all of Halloween finding assholes and shoving my fist into their mouths. #halloween more » phlox✔: This year I'm going as A Walking Idiom: -A monkey on my back -A chip on my shoulder -A feather in my cap etc. It will be inexpensive and very easy to ... more » raincoaster: I went as the Munsch painting The Scream one year, and I was so terrifying nobody, baby or adult, would get anywhere near me. At once so successful, a... more » Tits_LaRue: Hey, thanks for the inspiration! I'm getting all my friends together and going as "Meta Summer of Death Celebrities." - Michael Jackson dressed as Fa... more » -
#halloweenie
Seven Halloween Costumes to Avoid
There's only ten shopping days left before Halloween. So, it's time for Halloween costume listicles! Lots of people want to tell you what to wear. We'd like to spare you the humiliation of following their advice.
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#gossiproundup
Madonna and Michael's Rivalry: Exhumed!
Michael Jackson saw rivalry in Madonna's eyes, Kelly Rutherford's husband won't be coming near her, and Jude Law's not the best father. All that and more in your Friday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#tackytributes
It's Time for All Awful Patrick Swayze Detritus to Return
Remember the Patrick Swayze tattoo that wandered around the internet last year? Well, in case you forgot, now is the time to remember that and a few other sad pieces of Swayze pop culture trash. Get ready to cry again. More » -
#gossiproundup
A Drunken Stephanie Pratt Feels the Credit Crunch
Stephanie Pratt's wallet could use a little help. Elton John's too old for kids. And Colin Farrell knocked up his girl. That and much, much more in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#andnowhesdead
Patrick Swayze is Now Dead. And It's Sad.
We've all known this was coming, but that doesn't make it any easier to announce. Patrick Swayze, American actor and icon, has died and, at the tender age of 57, succumbed to pancreatic cancer. More » -
#gossiproundup
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
Brad and Angelina enjoy pool sex, Lady Gaga is a confirmed hermaphrodite, Constantine Maroulis gets beat up over Paula Abdul at Ciprianis, Patrick Swayze is recovering nicely, Britney looks good in a white bikini and Paris and Douglas Reinhardt reunite. More » -
#gossiproundup
Is Jon Gosselin Sleeping with a Star Magazine Reporter Named Kate?
Jon Gosselin just can't get enough ass, the Bush daughters were unholy terrors for the Secret Service, some Russian guy is sending death threats to Britney Spears, Michael Jackson's doctor is in hiding and Cameron Diaz parties with Jude Law. More » -
#traderoundup
Good Looking Kids to Be Made Ugly for Our Entertainment
Easy A just sounds more and more intriguing, though little else coming out of the West does. It's still all remakes and reboots and robots and, sometimes, carnival barkers. More » -
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#shutuptwitter
Today's Twitter Hysteria Says Patrick Swayze Has Died; He Didn't
Patrick Swayze is alive and well, his spokesman has confirmed. How did false reports of his passing consume the internet for several hours today? Through the false rumor's vehicle of choice: Twitter.
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#gossiproundup
Rachel Zoe Returns, Patrick Swayze Whithers, Mandy Moore Is Less
It's technically shabbos but the gossip wheels keep churning. No rest for the weary, I suppose. Up next: broken hearts, broken contracts, broken skin and the return of demon Zoe. More » -
#gossiproundup
Jennifer Aniston Rumored Single Again
Bad couple day: Robert Pattinson's Tina Fey lust would be inappropriate, except she started it; there's a conspiracy against the Rihanna-Chris Brown reunion; and John Mayer maybe dumped Jennifer Aniston. More » -
#patrickswayze
Swayze heads to ranch with wife and poodle. [FY]
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#gossiproundup
Patrick Swayze Gives Up On Treatment, Reportedly
Supposedly, nothing more can be done for Patrick Swayze. More » -
#gossiproundup
Madonna Demands to Be Less Domineering
Everyone is trying calm down before the weekend. Courtenay Semel totally made up for setting Casey Johnson's head on fire. Madonna tried to not be a demanding, terrible ball-buster constantly. More » -
#gossiproundup
Hair Arson Caps Billionaire Lesbian Brawl
Patrick Swayze is battling a reportedly rapidly-advancing disease beyond his control while young heiresses Courtenay Semel is viciously fighting with her heiress ex for no real reason whatsoever. More » -
#hospitalizations
Patrick Swayze misses TCA's Beast panel, hospitalized for pneumonia. [THR]
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#patrickswayze
Patrick Swayze on His Cancer Survival: 'Two Years Seems Likely'
With rumors flying about how much time Patrick Swayze had left after his pancreatic cancer diagnosis, the actor sat down with Barbara Walters to come clean. More »
