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more about #patriotism more comments → Brian Fowler: I just watched a food network show about a guy who cooked for Barack and one of his quotes: "Finally we have a President who likes Broccoli." So no... more » Glib and Bitchy: With Loving Your Wife, throw in there Loving and Helping to Raise Your Kids. I know some of it is spin, but that's one happy family. Oh, and how abou... more » badasscat: I hope the right wingers keep harping on this "un-American" stuff. Because a) it makes them look ridiculous, and b) it eventually causes the term its... more » Jeremy Cook: it's funny that everyone bagged on bush, and still do, but when it's directed toward obama, it's unholy... politically i disagree with obama on many f... more » BitchyD: I'll ask an honest question and please don't go crazy over it. What has he done to get a Nobel Peace Prize? He really hasn't done much of anything yet... more » alboy2: Amazing. Thank you, John. more » Btwbfdimho: The RNC's guy mentioned the Kennedy Center, but he really meant the Presidential box at the Ford's Theater in Washington. more » kookla: Oddly enough, Obama calling Kanye a "jackass" didn't ruin it for anyone else. more » Cunning_Linguist: I think we can take this a little further. Other things that Obama has made un-American: 1. Writing books. 2. Being a politician. 3. Wearing suits. 4.... more » DollaBrand: Black That's always been un-American. Except of course for Condoleeza Rice and Ward Connerly. more » AirMarshall50Cent: Don't forget killing flies. This is now the province of gay marxist muslins. Real America no longer kills insects, just brown people. more » Colonel Mustard: You forgot one: he also ruined the Presidency. Patriotism is no longer patriotic; refuting your government's authority is the new patriotism. more » Rumpelstilskin: And just say his NAME! Poison rolling off the tongue. What happened to Bob or Mike? more » daveyjonesisdead: Everything's bigger in Michigan! more » Smitros: You'd think that the sculptors' heirs would quit being such boobs and rack it up to experience. more » -
#patriotism
Americana That Barack Obama Has Made Un-American
Even though he didn't deserve it, it's still awesome that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, right? No, it's not. It used to be, but now that Barack Obama has done it, it's un-American. More » -
#usa
Greedy Danes Attack American Mermaid Art
As if small-town America didn't have its hands full dealing with the death of manufacturing jobs and the crystal meth epidemic, now it has to worry about some money-grubbing Danes demanding payment for big-breasted mermaid statue knockoffs. Where's the outrage? More » -
#jobs
Bankers vs. Spies: A Lifestyle Comparison
The CIA is looking to hire a few good former hedge funders and investment bankers to put their "skills" to use on behalf of the USA. But could I-bankers really stand the rigors of the CIA lifestyle? Let's compare: More » -
#piratewars
Kindly Americans Didn't Hack Somali Pirate to Pieces
The hero American crew members of the Maersk Alabama taught those teenage Somali Pirates a few things about America, and its values: we value freedom of commerce. And we value being able to kill you: More » -
#lawsuits
The Yankees Won't Let You Pee on America
The New York Civil Liberties Union is suing the NYPD on behalf of a Queens man who was kicked out of a Yankees game when he tried to go potty during "God Bless America." More » -
#usa
Five Most Off The Hook Video Job Applications by Young Republican Patriots
The Republican National Committee is hiring—via YouTube! Scores of patriotic young Republicans have uploaded video job applications. Below, marvel at five of the most promising future American leaders. Al Quaeda suxxx! More » -
#drugs
Japan Shocked, Shocked By Everyone Smoking Weed
While America's new president is totally cool with you smoking weed, other countries are not so lucky. Did you know Japan is like a dark ages bizarro world that is shocked by ganja? It's true! More » -
#television
Homeland Security Thwarts Foreign Sandwich
If you are not watching the heroic men and women keeping our borders safe in the dramatic ABC show Homeland Security, then realize that you are missing the single most asinine show on television. More » -
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#heroes
Baghdad Shoe Hurler Now Official Iraqi Hero
It's only been one day, and already Muntader al-Zaidi, the Iraqi reporter who terrorized George W. Bush with high speed shoe projectiles, is already a full scale national hero. Viva los zapatos (in Arabic)! More » -
#inbrief
Headline to an email plea from Democrats.com: "69 More To End The War." Okay!
