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more about #paulaabdul more comments → PaisleyPajamas: "No, I will NOT sign your All About Steve movie poster!" Off topic: Are those wedgie sneakers? more » labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: why do we have to read SO MUCH into everything? I doubt it's a dig on Ellen's ego, I doubt it's a dig on her being gay (zomg the horrors!), it's just ... more » BookishLookish: Baton Rouge aka Rusty Trombone more » OhBilly: Slur softly and carry a big stick. more » saywhaaa: That's one big straw more » jasonelias: Ok, I posed for your stupid picture, where's my Percocet. more » TedSez: "Is this thing on?" more » Smitros: Forever Your Squirrel more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Marching to the tune of her own fife. more » Smitros: "This is a cold-hearted snake, right?" more » blix: The blowgun lessons were suddenly worth every cent. more » BowlingForDollars: When Opposites Attack. more » NewsBunny: She looks like Judith Light. more » Macloserboy: I enjoyed how Paula clearly demanded that her own vocal work be acknowledged and the producers who selected Miley Cyrus as a "Diva" clearly had no leg... more » Amarain824: Can we just all admit that Paula should host everything on TV? That was the best train wreck I have ever watched. I include Brit Brit's infamous retur... more » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, a woman celebrates her 105th birthday at a male strip club, Barbara Walters gets scary, and Chaz Bono opens up about sex reassignment. [Jezebel] -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap Janice Dickinson returns to judging people, Judge Judy and Antiguan weed, gay polyamory, and more! [Jezebel] -
#opencaption
Lost Her Kung Fu Grip
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#sadthings
Paula Abdul's Ellen-Inspired Single White Female
Paula Abdul danced her way into her VH1 Divas introduction as a way of poking good-natured fun at Ellen. But could it simply be a sad ploy at subtle revenge? More » -
#americanidol
Judging American Idol's Excellent Ellen DeGeneres Deal
Finally! After weeks of anticipation, the nation can now sleep well at night knowing that American Idol has found a new judge to replace Paula Abdul. Her name's Ellen DeGeneres, and she's the best candidate for the position. More » -
#gossiproundup
Robert Pattinson Exploitation Now Reduced to 'Shameless Hunk of Man Meat' Status
Men are chasing after Robert Pattinson. The Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy continues! Megan Fox might be clinically insane. Paula Abdul definitely is, as are most British People. And Jon Gosselin still sucks. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#gossiproundup
Roger Federer Has Some Stylish Competition
Maria Sharapova and James Blake challenge Roger Federer. Paula opens up on Idol. Kate Moss shows some skin. And Phil Spector needs to learn a lesson. Those stories — and more! — are in your Tuesday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#divas
Paula Abdul Finds New Gig
With her Idol tenure officially over, Paula Abdul's now banking on another gig: host of VH1s Divas special. This year's edition honors Kelly Clarkson, Jordin Sparks, Adele and Miley Cyrus. It's far easier to be a "diva" these days. [Twitter] -
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#gossiproundup
Heidi and Spencer Wreak Havoc on the Miss Universe Pageant
Speidi acts the ass at the Miss Universe pageant, Sting's status as a sexual God is bullshit, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush reconcile, Jason Schwartzman got married, Marc Jacobs is getting married, and Amy Winehouse goes on a 48-hour bender. More » -
#gossiproundup
Leighton Meester's Obnoxious Behavior Causes a Scene in the Hamptons
Leighton Meester acts obnoxiously in a fancy Hamptons restaurant, Bernie Madoff boned his secretaries, Shania Twain is an Idol judge, NeNe was a stripper, Erin Andrews gets dirty for GQ, Madonna turns 51, and Sean Penn's marriage is officially over. More » -
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Demi Moore and Rumer Willis Cavort With Male Strippers In Vegas
Demi and Rumer enjoy some male stripper action, Jessica Simpson angles for an American Idol gig, the fate of Michael Jackson's corpse remains a creepy mystery, Lady Gaga abuses men, Britney sports a new bikini, and Hugh Grant contemplates retirement. More » -
#gossiproundup
Apocalyptic Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens' Engagement: Causing Teens To Spontaneously Combust
Two teenage celebrities might be getting married, and therefore: doing it. Robert Pattinson's life is invaded by aliens. Paula wants back on Idol, and I want back in the womb. Madonna, Sinatra, Spears, Spacey. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#idolhands
Let's Read the Paula Abdul Tea Leaves
Covering American Idol is often like reporting on a maze wrapped in an enigma washed down with a mystery. Could it be the entire free world—including us—was duped into thinking Paula Abdul walked away from TV's biggest show? More » -
#television
Paula Abdul Has As Many Irons in the Fire as Pills in Her Medicine Cabinet
In the wake of the "Paula's leaving American Idol" tragedy, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and get ready for her to guest star on some shows about dowdy fat girls. More » -
#gossiproundup
Doug Reinhardt Gets Paris Hilton an Island to Win Back Her Love
Doug and Paris rekindle their tainted love, Sienna Miller falls for the "Slinky Wizard," Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper play grab-ass, Justin Timberlake buys a house in Greenwich, Paula Abdul might head to ABC and Russell Brand seeks new love. More » -
#satire
TMZ Finally Given The Porn Parody Treatment
All good things come, ha, to ends. In pop culture, canonizations are routinely bestowed by porn. Meet the comedic genius that's TMSleaze, starring Ron Jeremy as Harvey Levin. Featuring Speidi, Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo, Amy Winehouse, American Idol, Eminem, and LaLohan. More » -
#gossiproundup
Paula Abdul's Diet Of Sour Skittles, SkatKat Scaries, And Gravity About To Go Terribly Wrong
The former American Idol judge's job offer, Jessica Simpson's training for Hell Week. Bloomberg likes Shiksas, Gerard Butler likes dumb chicks. Paris Jackson's biological father? Lady Gaga: still ridiculous, no word on her penis. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#gossiproundup
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
Brad and Angelina enjoy pool sex, Lady Gaga is a confirmed hermaphrodite, Constantine Maroulis gets beat up over Paula Abdul at Ciprianis, Patrick Swayze is recovering nicely, Britney looks good in a white bikini and Paris and Douglas Reinhardt reunite. More » -
#gossiproundup
Is Victoria Beckham Replacing Paula Abdul on American Idol?
Victoria Beckham is rumored to be replacing Paula Abdul on Idol, Brad Pitt was once a stoner, K-Fed is getting paid to lose weight, Jude Law's new lady friend was a Hooters waitress in Florida and Kristin Davis spurns OXFAM. More » -
#followthemoney
Five Reasons Paula Abdul Quit American Idol
While at the LAT, Richard Rushfield became the world's foremost expert on the inner workings of American Idol. He's currently resting up before joining Gawker later this month, but he couldn't resist weighing in on why Paula Abdul quit.
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