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more about #penises more comments → TheMac: I could see sitting on Edward Cullen's face... #twilight more » Charlotte Rae's Web: I have to say, that sock puppet is pretty awesome. Very muppets meet twilight funny. #twilight more » BullyTerrier: You fail to mention the Wolf Pack Anal Beads. Each bead represents one of the Wolf Pack members - the biggest being Jacob Black #twilight more » HenryLovesFonzie: No judgement. I loooved my NKOTB sleeping bag. #twilight more » Thatcornellguy: words.... escape me.... #twilight more » fuzzymuffins: c'mon, the toggle on that light switch is way off! #twilight more » oudemia: I thought Bella's womb was an english muffin with black cherry jam and a pat of butter. #twilight more » drunkenbeggar: If I'm ever in the position to catch a girl wearing those, I think it would be as Liz Lemon likes to call an immediate "deal breaker." #twilight more » Trai_Dep: Were only there were male briefs available. The fly placement would lead to some novel Edward pictures being uploaded to MySpace. #twilight more » Adah: Really, you should all be greatful that this stuff exists. It's an automatic warning sign not to get involved with someone, be it a friendship or rel... more » Poop Cooper: A brief escape, she showered, standing lone in the bathroom - and yet, not alone. "Can I ever feel alone again?" she wondered, comforted by the 4-foo... more » Matt Cherette: I'm so glad Bella's Womb was included. It's honestly the best/worst one ever. #twilight more » Trai_Dep: Shouldn't the opening for the lycanthrope light switch cover be, err, two-and-one-half inches lower? The bare plastic switch protruding hinting, of co... more » Front_Towards_Enemy: Don't those girls understand that they are actually kissing the Pharaoh Ramses II ? #hughhefner more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Likely, the had a small, private ceremony for his penis back in the 80's. Hugh's epitaph: If this graves a-rockin' don't come a-knockin' #hughhefner more » -
#fanfiction
Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
Stepping into the cold air of a moonless night, Bella Swan quivered with anticipation for the Twilight: New Moon premiere. Awaiting the film's arrival at a theater near her, she contented herself with a handsome assortment of Edward Cullen-themed objects.
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#mediaanatomy
Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
Heh is the overwhelming sentiment one can read every time the Times gets cocky. And by cocky, I mean: talking about penises. In this instance, it's talking about one of the oldest, most famous media penises still alive: Hugh Hefner's. More » -
#kreepiekats
Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"
This week: an incredibly NSFW visit from Tucker Max! More » -
#privateparts
Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?
We won't ruin it for you. Just watch this video, obtained by the Palm Beach Post, of the sex-offender billionaire walking out of a deposition earlier this month after a lawyer gave a lengthy, graphic description of his erect penis. More » -
#notafraidtobeservicey
The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
While America's medical debates rage on, many of its significant members, of all colors and sizes, limply, quietly weep to themselves: penises. But! This is one health care package making serious progress: flaccid penises demand innovation, as the Times discovered.
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#trendwatch
'I Am Surprised at the Way People Are Frankly Discussing Their Genitals With Me'
Spencer Morgan at the New York Observer writes weekly about a particularly annoying person or trend. Today he truly outdoes himself, with the definitive article on freaky penis foreskin restorers. Fancy penis synonyms, too! More » -
