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more about #people more comments → Spirit Fingers: "Tiger, you do know the Gosselins, Jon and Kate, don't you? No? Here, let me introduce you." Welcome, Tiger and wife, to the non-abating news cycle f... more » mimigoliath: Isn't 24 too young to have a facelift? Her eyebrows are in the freaking ionosphere. more » lobstr: Incomprehensible to think he'd go for that unattractive piece of trash over the rather hot Swedish wife. Golfers.. more » Brad Brown: As Kwanzaa Charlie Brown would say, that girl has more clap than an auditorium. more » A Message To Rudy: Very rarely do you see the words "24 year-old cocktail waitress" in a news story without the word "affair" nearby. more » pollyannacowgirl: I have a feeling that we're going to be hearing from Rachel U, and this time, she's going to admit to being Tiger's hooer. These bimbos can't STAND b... more » ArtfulSlinger: This chick was from the first season of Tool Academy, who was there with her fake boyfriend, so I can only assume she was trolling for money the whole... more » Matt Cherette: Seeing that TMZ comment makes me crave the return of the "The Unapproved" feature even more. Can we please bring it back? Hell, I'll even do it. more » m4ximusprim3: The most amazing thing is that Tiger is allowing this to occur. He's on track to be the first athlete to bank one billion dollars - and people are get... more » limber: Say what you will, but this kid's been in the spotlight for over a year now, and he's somehow keeping his head above water. No major scandals, no hug... more » A Message To Rudy: I started to read all of this, got about three sentences in and then asked myself what the hell I was doing. #levijohnston more » mexiback: I can't believe I'm reading this with the interest I'd read a Capote short story. But he's just so cute! #levijohnston more » Foster Kamer: I showed up, asked Moylan if he touched The Royal Alaskan Penis, and left. They call that Party Tact. #levijohnston more » Steverino Begins: Less words, more wang. #levijohnston more » Airvault: It's Capraesque, really. #levijohnston more » -
#rumormonger
Rumor: Us Weekly Pays Big For Tiger Woods Girl #2
Us Weekly has the hot sexxxy exclusive from Jaimee Grubs, the 24 year-old cocktail waitress who says she also had an affair with Tiger Woods. A tipster who just might know tells us they paid a lot for it. More » -
#levisjohnstonwatch
In the Eye of the Levi Johnston Media Hurricane
At this very moment, Levi Johnston is undressing for a Playgirl photo shoot. But last night he was at The Box accepting an award from Fleshbot while a scrum of reporters poked and probed the Wasilla boy for a story. More » -
#mediacrack
Time Inc. Layoffs Hit People, Essence
In your completely laid-off Wednesday media column: details on more Time Inc. layoffs and buyouts at People and Essence, Fortune Small Business folds, and various ways that magazine publishers are terrorists. More » -
#science
Stank Places More Hardcore
Brigham Young researchers have found that clean, fresh smells make people act "fairer and more generous." Makes sense—New York City is essentially a noxious, rat-infested garbage barge full of venal, corrupt hustlers. Fuck you, Utah. [Science Daily] -
#expecting
Bethenny Frankel's New Reality Show Will Also Star Her Unborn Child
That's right, today Real Housewife of New York Frankel confirmed that she is pregnant. Did she know before she signed on for her own reality show? Or before she got engaged? And what will Jill Zarin say? So many questions! More » -
#geneticmalfunctions
Kim Jong Il's Three Sons: A Douche, A Gay, A "Brilliant Comrade"
Someday, one of whacked-out demon leader Kim Jong Il's sons is going to inherit the porcelain throne that is North Korea's government. What makes the spawn of a psychotic despot tick? More » -
#grossnepotism
Time Magazine Staffing Assignments To Sloppy Seconds From People
There're legions of uber-qualified writers who aren't employed right now due to the Sad State of Media. Funny, then, that Time Inc. hired a once-shitcanned People bureau chief accused of bad staff practices (nepotism, intern bedding) at their flagship, Time. More » -
#war
North Korea Planning To Fire Missile at Hawaii, Says Japan
Japanese intelligence has learned that Kim Jong Il plans to fire a Taepodong rocket at Hawaii, possibly on the 4th of July. Wait, what?! More » -
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#scandals
Tim Geithner's Brother Thinks He's Sexy
How did plain-jane Treasury Secretary Timmy Geithner make People's "Most Beautiful People" list? His brother works there. Yea WE FIGURED. Because they totally left out Larry Summers. [Business Insider] -
#magazines
People Is Out of Good Coverlines
People managed to rush Natasha Richardson's skiing accident on the cover this week, but it also appears to have pulled a magazine no-no by promoting advertorial on the cover. More » -
#blagosphere
Blago Passes on Senate Appointment
Sad! Crazy-coiffed, fabulously scandalous Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich will not appoint anyone to fill Barack Obama's Senate seat, according to his fun-loving lawyer, Ed Genson. Why? Because Democrats are mean.
