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more about #petewentz more comments → bythesidewalk: In the seventh grade two girls dressed up as Fred Durst for Halloween. Even then I knew they were losers. But I was also really afraid of them, becaus... more » Cunning_Linguist: You totally tried to trick us into clicking on the "Nookie" link. #lindsaylohan more » sarrible: The missed opportunity for someone to call it "Gosselip" makes me want to cry. #lindsaylohan more » marciax3: I'm sitting here hoping that Lilo's torso is being refracted through the glass casing, because otherwise she's backwards and forwards. #lindsaylohan more » green-grey: I thought the Kardashians were famous for Kim's ass AND her sex tape? Lets give credit where credit is due. #lindsaylohan more » Dominant Glee Club: Pete Wentz: one of perhaps 50 celebrities that I learned are as short or shorter than me thanks to a boring night of a red carpet duty at the VMAs. He... more » nozer: Fidelio. more » BadUncle: I just don't get American kabuki. more » TedSez: Ashlee Has a Midas Muffler more » homobot v3.0: C3POhNoHeDidn't more » FaceMelter: Don't look at me. more » lacieca01: Dear Mrs. Hawkins: Please excuse Pete from gym class today, because he is an idiot. Signed, The School Nurse. more » Mymoustache: Dumbo arigato, Mr. Roboto... more » son of spam: So does this qualify as edgy in LA? more » TabithaIapetus: Wow. I thought that was a spray tan. more » -
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Michael Lohan's Concern for Lindsay Lohan Is a Bad Omen for Everyone Involved
Michael Lohan's worried about his daughter, might be right. Situation: critical. Robert Pattenson's mom hates you. Who sucks more? Jon Gosselin or TLC? Tina Fey's virginity, Madonna's neighbor relations, Karadshian Ass..ian...and much much more. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#opencaption
Pete-A-Boo
[Pete Wentz hides under a gold Destro mask and carries a fake doctor's note in L.A. yesterday. Image via INF] -
#listicle
Alanis Morissette and Five Other Singers Who Should Act More
Alanis Morissette—angry/thoughtful lady-pop voice of the 90s—sometimes acts. She showed up as God in Dogma and a bisexual on Sex and the City. And now she's appearing on Weeds for seven episodes. And we're pretty happy about it. More » -
#cockroaches
Perez Hilton Is Scared And On The Lam
Infamous gossip monger/dirtbag Perez Hilton has maybe had the worst week of his life. And it's beginning to show: Perez is blogging scared. Is this the end for him? More » -
#gossiproundup
Ashlee Simpson Gets Downright Trashy at a Party in LA
Ashlee Simpson got drunk at a party and made a spectacle of herself by screaming at Pete Wentz's ex Michelle Trachtenberg, Brad Pitt shares hygiene secrets, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush marriage rumors swirl, and Chris Pine dumped Audrina Patridge. More » -
#underageboozing
Pete Wentz's Bar Busted By NYPD For Saucing Up The Young'uns
Whoops! An eagle-eyed tipster spotted this today on the front door of Pete Wentz's East Village bar, Angels and Kings, which got smacked down with an NYPD closure. Looks like they were serving to minors. More » -
#wegetemails
Pete Wentz Would Like to Twitter about Taking His Family to the Zoo in Peace
Yesterday, we ran one of our Gawker Stalker sightings about Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson taking their oddly named offspring Bronx Mowgli to Central Park. Man, is Pete pissed. More » -
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Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson: Being annoying at Central Park
May 19 @ 2:15pm Just spotted Ashlee, Pete, and Bronx Mowgli entering Central Park at 64th and 5th, conveniently blocking the bus lane with their gigantic SUV. [Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] -
#gossiproundup
End of Wentz-Simpson Fairytale Challenges National Spirit
People are planning for Liz Taylor's death, if only because of they were caught so thoroughly unawares by Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson's reported marriage problems and Nadya Suleman being called a horrid mom. More » -
#opencaption
"Bad News - It's Starting to Fall Out, Boy."
[Former pop idol Pete Wentz gets his hair did in Beverly Hills; image via Bauer-Griffin] More » -
#poppolitics
Pete Wentz: Political Strategist
The Huffington Post asked one of our finest minds, pop rocker Pete Wentz, to give new prez Barack Obama advice drawn from his experience of being famous for marrying Ashlee Simpson. He totally relates, bro. More » -
#opencaption
"You Can Tell Mr. Stipe That I'm Ignoring Him, Too!"
[That's not Liza! That's Bronx Mowgli's (yes, the Bronx Mowgli) dad Pete Wentz in Washington Square Park today; image via INF] More »
