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more about #pets more comments → kneetoe: And the sick puppies who comment here at Gawker--do they bring the pack closer together? more » BookishLookish: Oh, no--not that sick pet fetish again. Jesus Christ on a crutch, if I have to work on one more of these wretched things, I'm going to open my veins w... more » Nic Fit: Real cute addicts go to [cuteoverload.com] more » raincoaster: What did they do with the drumstick? more » City_Dater: Jeez, it's not like the third leg is operational -- I mean, he can't teach the puppy to juggle with it or anything. more » maevemealone: I generally don't have a problem with freak shows, I actually like them! But he really lost his freak loving fan base when he said he's going to reatt... more » goetz: A dog with five legs could have a lucrative porn career. more » BadUncle: Dick Zigun better put in a counter offer. Of come up with a three-headed calf. more » resipsaloquacious: Science's latest salvo in the war against dog-humping-human-leg has gone too far. more » Smitros: It would take take a strong Strong man to let wee Lilly go. more » DahlELama: Kind of puts penis-as-third-leg jokes into perspective, doesn't it? more » Mount_Prion: ...and the beach! All the cigarette butts you can eat! more » scroll_lock: Freak show? Haven't we discussed Katie Holmes on SYTYCD enough for one day? more » Conrad: Not to say you aren't intelligent, but when a dog lifts it's leg it's peeing. Sooo, more specifically it's a flamethrower-penis dog. more » sirjohnoldcastle: the dog is peeing as though it is male yet there is no penis evident. Otherwise, great ad. more » -
#hardnews
Dying Paper Produces Another Muthafuckin 'Puppy Diaries'
Jill Abramson is technically the managing editor of the New York Times for "news," but in response to this wild modern media age, she has been transferred to the "puppies are cute" beat, full time. More » -
#animalrights
Do-Gooders Deny Five-Legged Dog Career in Entertainment
Lilly the five-legged puppy was born to be a star. But some misguided "dog lover" types are determined to see to it that she never achieves her Freak Show career dream! You monsters. More » -
#advertising
People Love Fire Pee Dog
It's Friday, and here is your weekly salute to the creative men and women of the advertising industry: Flamethrower-butt dog. Click to marvel. Enjoy your weekend. [Illegal Advertising via Adrants] -
#terror
Stray Pet of Doom Sparks Media Frenzy
As of this morning there are 171 news articles about the totally harmless rat snake—a popular type of pet—that was found in a Bronx apartment. It did not eat anyone, yet. More » -
#books
Wacky Tumblr Book Deals, Vol.
Twitter has already spawned a deal for an appropriately meta book, so you knew that Tumblr couldn't be far behind. Tumblr's is all about animals, because people don't read "words" any more. More »OneThree -
#ohmartha
Martha Loses Chow, Prepares Chow
Oh no! Martha Stewart's new chow puppy, Genghis Khan, died in a tragic fire at her breeder's boarding facility. She was so upset that she told Twitter all about it. So how did she cope?
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#catvertising
Stray Black Cats Roam London Selling Video Games
Oh boy, this has instantly become our new favorite trend in advertising: Catvertising. It's advertising, on "trained" cats. The catch: fools, you cannot train a cat! More » -
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#thingsweactuallylike
Cute Pets For Masochists
What do "misfit teenage girls" and "women in their thirties" like, in addition to pictures of cute pets on the internet? Droll mockery of their personal lives, of course! More » -
#videuhoh
When Puppies Attack
First Jacques Chirac was mauled by his Maltese. And this morning, Lester Holt was viciously bitten on the face by a bloodthirsty young Rottweiler. When will we fight back against the canine menace? -
#pets
Soledad O'Brien Hates This Dog
Why should this family mastiff be homeless, along with the family? Because CNN's Soledad O'Brien is personally terminating a lease to remove the gassy creature. More »
