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    Dagrolord: 'Twitter' seemed humble and self-effacing at the onset, yet now seems euphemistic for this cyber-sphincter of embarrassing self-disclosure. more »
    MisterHippity: Hey everybody, I think I'm gonna sneeze. Any second now ... Nope. False alarm. more »
    lobstr: Shitter more »
    DaTruf: I'm starting a new instant messaging application called "Pooper". It allows people to send camera photos of their bowel movements to people. It has al... more »
    DavidWatts: I love people COMMENTING ON GAWKER about how dumb Twitter is. You do not have the online high ground, people. more »
    Smitros: This reminds me of a question based on Devo. If you don't have the time or resources for both in one session, do you eliminate first a) the ninnies or... more »
    beppolina1: Let's call it Twatter. more »
    BullfightsOnAcid: I have the opposite problem, after midnight things seem to go into my mouth. more »
    MisterHippity: Nobody puts the "twit" in "twitter" like Bonnie Fuller. more »
    Mama Penguino: I'm aflutter over Twitter. more »
    MaverickReformer: God I hate twitter. Someone please end it. more »
    mustardpony: the whole concept of twitter and the facebook "what are you doing right now?" feature require the user to believe that someone actually gives a fuck. more »
    Truculent: How have I managed to exist all these years without these bon mots to inform and educatio me? Mine is a truly wasted life. more »
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    The Twitterati Have Many Regrets

    Twitter users are a sorry bunch. Especially the media! Errata, excuses, and eye-rolling from today's tweets: More »