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more about #pitchoftheday more comments → raincoaster: When God closes a door on an Eric Schwartz, he opens a window for a Charmaine Blake. more » BookishLookish: I heard the massage is wonderful, but if you reach for a tit while you're on the table, a capybara jumps out and gnaws your balzac. Be forewarned. more » depardoo: Hopi ending? more » Lymed: Is this for the Indigenous Spa? Because reading their website, they talk about how the spa provides a sustainable resource for local women to develop ... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: 'The women, who are immaculately clean and wear uniforms which do little to conceal their glowing aboriginal cheekbones' So they won't be wearing cere... more » Wrapitup: Methinks that, were they to squeeze excruciatingly hard on certain parts of leering Eric Schwartz' body, the overly-fetishized native Amazonian women ... more » depardoo: As creepy as it gets. more » OMG! Ponies!: Then again, he does show the same level of proficiency with the English language as the average blogger. more » Aaron Altman: Aspiring writers? Maybe expiring writers. more » -
#pitchoftheday
'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
A successful PR pitch starts with a subject line that grabs the eye. Congratulations to Eric Schwartz, who pitched us a spa review story with the subject line above. Aspiring writers, take note. Here's a taste of the story's magic: More »

