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more about #plasticsurgery more comments → BadUncle: more » AngriestGeek: Whatever happened to red beans and rice? more » TableNein: I think it's terrible that you guys are making her the butt of your jokes. Think about those she left behind. more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: Best quote from article "(This version CORRECTS spelling of doctor's name in fianl graf)" more » scroll_lock: There's a reason why vanity is one of the seven deadly sins. more » depardoo: Are there no Gawker Stalker image quality policies? more » Steverino Begins: He will appear exactly as he always wanted to appear. In other words, when Liz Taylor dies they'll need to wear nametags. more » scroll_lock: As for Hell, everyone who died in the 70's has avocado appliances and curling iron bewinged hair like Mariah Carey wore at Jackson's memorial service.... more » The Real JR: So basically the question is does Heaven operate on Darwinism or LeMarckism? That will blow some Creationists' minds. more » Thatcornellguy: this would also assume that he never had vitiligo either, right? more » HurtsSoGood: If you went to Heaven with your decrepit body as it was when you died, it wouldn't be Heaven, would it? I say you get to choose. I want the Greek go... more » son of spam: I don't know about physical form in heaven but I know about physical place, which is you're not going to be in the best seat. Jesus is hogging that one. more » BxgrlJeri: Is Helen Keller blind? Does Marie Antoinette have her head? And what about the ability to accessorize? more » ChillbearLatrigue: I have it on good authority that while you are processing you get to choose up to five different looks. It's kind of like selecting from thumbnail opt... more » raincoaster: "Using childhood photo's of Michael and knowledge on basic aging trends, forensic artists constructed a portrait of how Michael would have looked at a... more » -
#untimely
Former Miss Argentina Dies from a Complications of a Butt Job
Solange Magnano, Miss Argentina 1994 and mother of twins, died after liquids injected into her rear seeped into her lungs and brain. "A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind," said a friend [AP] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I wade through murky tabloid "news": This week, Angelina's juggling two chicks, six kids and stoned Brad; booze, cigarettes and cosmetic fillers have ruined Lindsay Lohan's face. [Jezebel] -
#stalker
Julianna Margulies: 147 Mercer St.
Sept. 4 @ 11:30am [Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] She's right next to me being interviewed. "I need to go down to Brazil and have my face done. Because I can't keep this up much longer." More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay May Have Robbed Herself; Demi's "Never" Had Plastic Surgery
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I experience a computer-crashing conundrum: If Lindsay Lohan did dress as Lindsay Lohan to rob herself and Demi Moore did have cosmetic surgery, then do celebrities lie more than tabloids? [Jezebel] -
#forensics
Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'
Since Michael Jackson died you've probably lost sleep wondering, "I wonder what he'd have looked if he hadn't f-ed himself all up with plastic surgery?" Well now, thanks to the work of some forensic artists, you can know. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Brangelina's On The Rocks, Reese Might Get One
Welcome back to midweek madness, in which we gorge ourselves on fresh gossip from the weekly tabloids. Join us as we choke down what In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star are serving. [Jezebel] -
