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more about #porn more comments → cassandra: More shocking: the stretch marks on her hip. #americanapparel more » SpyMagician: At least she has the good sense to cloak that alluring neck. I only hope the ankles are properly covered as well, lest shopkeepers be distracted as sh... more » Hamilton Nolan: Was this post really too subtle? #americanapparel more » DTurkin: I prefer to see nipples than someone giving birth. #americanapparel more » Spirit Fingers: Oh, geez. They're almost dainty. I could see if they were like huge cow utters ready to slap you in the forehead. These are like junior-nips. Not real... more » iplaudius: At least, they are very nice looking nipples. #americanapparel more » BookishLookish: It's intentional. Nips are a fact, HamNo. Team Nip Display Banish the Padded Bra Bring Back the Balcony Corset #americanapparel more » harlows.landing: "American," indeed. You could put this photo on a billboard outside of an elementary school in Montreal and only American tourists would notice anyth... more » Tart of Darkness: Thousands of years ago Victoria's Secret showed nipples quite freely. They also showed pubic hair back when women had it. Women do have nipples afte... more » PropSword: One of the redhead models they like to use is literally a porn star: [en.wikipedia.org] more » naugahydeinplainsight: Well, twice does represent the usual complement. Oh, you meant two separate models. (Second one makes my neck hurt.) #americanapparel more » Wrapitup: They could never make up their minds about whether the pictorials would be porn or erotica. Christie Hefner should have fired their terrible stuck-in-... more » Mike D.: We're going to see a lot more magazines' rate bases being slashed down to "organic" levels. It just means they no longer will pay third parties to giv... more » IpsoFacto: The Marge Simpson thing doesn't even make any sense. How many hardcore Simpsons fan subscribers could there be? and of those, how many are stunted fan... more » random_play: Perhaps they should take a page from Vogue and print more pics of their models jumping. Over sharks. #playboy more » -
#advertising
American Apparel in Mortifying Nipple-Reveal
American Apparel has had difficulty properly styling its models before, but now a photo of a young lady with her nipples showing slips past everyone? Twice? Embarrassing. It's that sheer fabric, Dov. Check and double check again, always. [Copyranter]
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#magazines
Real Nudes, Cartoon Nudes Fail to Save Playboy
Playboy is cutting its rate base from 2.6 million to 1.5 million, nearly a 40% drop. But...but...naked cartoon characters! What more do you pervs want? [Mediaweek. Pic: TMZ] -
#toomuch
Today's Hipster Grifter News: Cellmate, Porn
A letter from the Hipster Grifter's cellmate in her Utah jail. Would that be too much, in terms of "Wringing every last ounce from this mystifyingly popular story?" What about a Kari Ferrell pornography job offer? EH? You want it!
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#accidents
Newt Gingrich Briefly Honors Porn Industry
Whoops! Newt Gingrich accidentally named a porn producer "Entrepreneur of the Year." For like a day. Then he rescinded it, the bastard. Why does he hate capitalism? More » -
#books
Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
Jesus Christ, do you have any idea how much money there is to be made in the Amish porn business? Lots. And by "Amish porn" we mean "Devilish books in which a lady feels a certain tingle beneath her bonnet." More » -
#lottery
Did This Social Media Alt-Porn Entrepreneuress Win Mega Millions?
Two lucky souls hit the Mega Millions jackpot last night: one of them lived in the South Bronx, and the other one in San Gabriel, California. Looks like the West Coast winner (update: isn't) an Alt-Porn goddess named Annaliese Nielsen. More » -
#safeforwork
The 30 Rock Porn Brings Us the Real Girlie Show
And the trailer is really funny, but isn't that always the way. New Sensations' 30 Rock: A XXX Parody seems to get the comedy of our favorite sitcom, and the chick playing Tina Fey is pretty hot too! More » -
#satire
TMZ Finally Given The Porn Parody Treatment
All good things come, ha, to ends. In pop culture, canonizations are routinely bestowed by porn. Meet the comedic genius that's TMSleaze, starring Ron Jeremy as Harvey Levin. Featuring Speidi, Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo, Amy Winehouse, American Idol, Eminem, and LaLohan. More » -
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#bookreport
Book: Michael Jackson Was Gay, A Bottom, And Had Progressive Views On Porn
While on vacation, I read Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson. Like any corny piece of crap, it contains some golden kernels (e.g. Liza Minnelli smoking pot, Mark Ronson's personal anecdotes, and interviews with Jackson's supposed gay lovers). [Jezebel] -
#cablenews
CNBC's Probing Porn Journalism
CNBC, the nation's preeminent financial news network, aired an investigative special last night! Did they venture deep into the Heart of Darkness to investigate the welfare queens at Goldman Sachs? Well, no, they investigated the porn industry, naturally. More » -
#sadthings
Lindsay Lohan's Tale: The Pornography
Oh dear. Hustler has produced the inevitable: Lindsay Lohan-based parody porn. The Untrue Hollywood Stories installment (trailer is PG-13 but the ads on Fleshbot are decidedly NSFW) follows Lilo's ruined trajectory (including a Sam Ronson lookalike!). -
#probingjournalism
Modern Porn Shunning Compelling Narratives, Shockingly
We don't know about you, but we're pretty fed up with porn that insults our freaking intelligence! You just can't get epic storylines in jerk-films anymore. Where are the three-dimensional characters? The witty zingers? The New York Times investigates! More » -
#publicitystunts
iPhone Porn Makes Long-Awaited App Debut
It's been a full year since Time magazine dubbed porn "The iPhone's Next Frontier," and only now has an application publisher dared to distribute a truly adult application: An app called Hottest Girls was updated to include naked pictures. More » -
#health
Don't Believe a Porn Star
Since we're in the midst of a vague, threatening porn industry HIV scare, some things are changing. Like talent-producer relations. Do you trust your porn stars? Don't! [UPDATED]: More » -
#scandals
Porny Kennedy Hot For Camelot Tot
If anyone can get the scoop on a fringe Kennedy family member's creepy porny obsession with JFK Jr., and a very specific description of said guy's child porn collection, it's the New York Post. They've done it! Kennedy creepiness ahead. More » -
#health
Porn Industry HIV Scare Causes Non-Fun Facts to Come Out
After a female porn actress tested positive for HIV this week, health officials in LA disclosed a bunch of other previously unreported HIV cases in porn, and now people are getting vaguely freaked out.
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#mediacrack
Porn Mags You Read For The Stories Grow Less Lucrative
In your finally Friday media column: Haaretz gets poetic, the Boston Globe gets profligate, Tim Russert gets remembered, and the newsy porn magazines get downsized: More » -
#advertising
Breakthrough Beer Ad Uses Awkwardness of Purchasing Porn for Comedic Effect
This sexuadvertisingly-transmitted viral has been going around quietly for a while but we haven't seen it since we're not beer-guzzling porn freaks (professionally). We're sad to admit that this vibrator-featuring Bud Light ad is amusing on its own merits: More » -
#scandals
Jackie O's Half-Brother Being Investigated For Child Porn
James Auchincloss, the 62 year-old half-brother of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, is not in danger of overtaking his sis in popularity. He's currently being investigated for possession of child porn in Oregon. More » -
#mediacrack
Playboy Should Call Ron Burkle
In your misty Thursday media column: no bunnies for Richard Branson, no viewers for NBC, a shot at enlightenment for America's dumb children, and—finally—a classy new porn mag: More »




