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more about #pressreleases more comments → Mediahohoho: I wasn't aware that producing pure bullshit propaganda entailed that much overhead. Go figure. more » Spirit Fingers: I'm more offended by the mashed potatoes. How can you abide by dry taters? Yah, yah, the chopped monkey ass-meat (with hair) to the right looks to be... more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: I believe that I posted a haggis wikipedia entry in the comments, to the general amusement of those not acquainted with this special culinary item more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Suggested pairing: a vibrant young manischewitz that will bring out and play counterpoint to the greasy undertone of the suet. more » TedSez: I posted this Monty Python favorite in the comments long ago, but I think it's time for a replay: Horace Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay Horace ate... more » OliversArmy: This may be the funniest thing Alton Brown has ever done: more » braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Dude, man, haggis is delicious. more » Matt Cherette: Am I just starving or does that look really freaking good? more » Claire Buoyant: With all your coverage of gay-rights issues, I'm surprised these people haven't sent you any press releases. more » Don Is: I bet VirusWithShoes has something to do with this. more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: Just like Britney Spears gets those press releases from Vlasic. more » RollsRoyceRevenge: I thought it was something to do with Casey Johnson. "Blah blah blah, this hag is fucking heinous, blah blah blah." more » raincoaster: Did you not know the Age of Reticence is over? #pressreleases more » MrPipeline: I have this. Basically, from the outside, you look like everyone else, but inside it's a bit different. Entry point is one opening, then further in, ... more » depardoo: That would explain why I have no discernible penis. Our God is a malevolent deity. #pressreleases more » -
#pressreleaseoftheday
So You're Into Haggis?
Yesterday we received a press release. It declared, "Hello! I recently found your blog post about Haggis and want to introduce you to our website." Oh? Which blog post was that? More » -
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'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
PR is a discipline that demands the delicate touch of a surgeon and the sober judgment of a sober judge. You can't just wildly issue press releases like, "Hey, We Got a Lady With Two Vaginas Here!" Or can you? More » -
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Attention, White Party-Goers
Press Release of the Day: Epic Hotel in Miami has some epic deals. Ah ah ah; White Party-Goers only! More » -
#flackery
Star Shamelessly Hyping Its Reporter's Fling with Jon Gosselin
Today's shameless press release of the day: Star Magazine issued a statement tonight merrily touting the fact that one of their reporters, Kate Major, is getting boned by douche-y octodad Jon Gosselin. Yeah. More » -
#opportunists
Shameless Press Releases of the Day: Sanford & Fawcett
Some people are willing to seize on a press opportunity no matter what. Like these two flacks today, who sent us a tacky Mark Sanford-related PR training email and a ghoulish capitalization on actress Farrah Fawcett's death. More » -
#publicrelations
Gays: Here's How to Avoid Pregnancy
Here is an actual press release sent yesterday to the editor of GayListDaily.com. That's GayListDaily.com. How stupid can you anticipate the following press release to be? It was sent by 5WPR, America's most inept organization of any sort. Behold: More » -
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That Nice, Smoky Lewinsky Flavor
Your Press Release of the Day adeptly communicates the fact that fine cigars are all about taste. The taste of Monica Lewinsky's pussy, yea! More » -
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Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
Flackery: "K-Y® Brand INTENSE™...is a female arousal gel scientifically shown to enhance female pleasure." Okay. "I hope you may be interested in trying and giving away [the product]". That's more like it! Slutty. -
#pressreleases
Attention: Julie Henderson Is Not a Ho
Our totally unsolicited press release of the day has arrived! "Hello, as Julie Henderson's publicist, I've read some unflattering blogs calling her a 'high fallutin' call girl' and a 'golddigger,'" it begins. There's more! More » -
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Shower In Fear
Press release of the day: Do you care deeply about landmine victims, and also about your own personal cleanliness? Now you can combine those two interests, with the world's grimmest bar of soap: More » -
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'Edgy, Urban Handwritten Script' Means You Smell Like Brooklyn
Oh, to create a musky scent that cries out to the world: "I am from Brooklyn." Bond No. 9 is giving it a shot, with edgy results: More » -
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Yet Another Special Interest Group Seeking Obama's Ear
Barack Obama visited a famous Washington hot dog restaurant this weekend, thrilling the good people at the National Hot Dog & Sausage Council. More » -
#canada
Press Release of the Day: Win the Chance to Drive to Canada in the Dead of Winter
All you have to do to win this exciting opportunity to drive to Canada is enter a curling competition in Bryant Park! Tell us more, Canadian Tourism Board.The Canadian Tourism is bringing the Olympic sport of curling to Bryant Park to expose New Yorkers to the excitement of the competitive game – and one lucky contestant will walk away with the keys to a new car, a $500 gas card and a seven-night hotel stay in Canada (all of the elements needed for an unforgettable drive vacation to Canada)!Details below:
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Company Mistakenly Gives Handjob
We're going to help our friends at PRNewswire get the word out about a little "issue" they had today, so listen up: Anyone who distributed the HANDJOB.COM release today, please recall it. Again: PRNewswire would like your help in tracking down and eradicating that HANDJOB.COM release they sent out. (You can thank us later, guys.)
