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more about #prostitution more comments → Lysergic Asset: My mother used to say that "marriage is basically legalized prostitution" and that if she hadn't had kids, she never would have bothered getting marri... more » adiam7: She is right. more » heywhat: Oh, Ashley. I'm sure you are regretting selling the poon to random strangers but it's too late. What you should have done is found some athlete or sug... more » IamnotStarJones: She has too much free time on her hands. Shouldn't one of her rich mogul friends (sideyeing Russell Simmons) have given her a job by now? more » johnny_carsick: More lift, less separation. And enough with the Myspace-style shots, lady. Urryone knows that shit is ovah. more » Tammany_Fall: That hairline hurts me from here. more » resipsaloquacious: "And I was the hooker?" Well, I sure hope you were not banging Gov. Gold Toe for free? more » Brad Brown: Please photoshop some bangs and shoulder-length hair. I never realized how mannish she was until seeing that photo. Beauty may be just a light switc... more » Dictator for Life: Does anyone else see Blake Lively twenty years down the road, if she hadn't gotten that nose job? #worldseries more » invisibill: Why isn't it illegal when Kate Hudson does it? #worldseries more » bytememehard: Don't millions of women put out for dinner and a movie everyday? That's a crime? #worldseries more » BettyCrocker: If the arresting officer was one of the "good-looking, blonde, kind of Marine guys" who she thought actually wanted to get to sexin' her, she's merely... more » Notes from the underwhelmed: Hey, I think it's totally possible that by "I'm the creative type" she meant that she'd crochet you a snuggie or something. Also, I once offered to se... more » Rumpelstilskin: Is she looking for "third base" seats? #worldseries more » scroll_lock: If this fits a Philly description of gorgeous I can see why Arthur Kade thinks he's hot. #worldseries more » -
#addicts
Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
You are frustrating us a lot, Ashley Dupre. We tried and tried and tried (and tried!) to tell you that the New York Post is not your friend. But here you are, exchanging text messages with them. They print those!
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#morals
Philly Cops Keep Close Watch on the Morals of Phillies Fans
Susan Finkelstein, a "gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde diehard Phillies fan", really, really wants to see the World Series. Is that a crime? More » -
#recessionomics
Yes You Were Tortured and Forced Into Prostitution, But at Least You Don't Have to Go to Work
The Way We Live Now: To the extreme. We will sell ourselves for food. We will torture someone over loan modifications. We will make an entire nation too broke to afford McDonald's. What a seductive lifestyle! More » -
#videuhoh
Stephen A. Smith's Come A Long Way From His Cheesy Doodle Doldrums: DEA or DA?
Maybe you're familiar with Stephen A. Smith, one of the most ridiculous people in sports journalism's storied history. Well, Smith's now a talking head on CNN. And he can't tell the difference between a DA and the DEA. More » -
#craigslist
Right to 'Erotic Services' Upheld By Federal Judge
A U.S. district court judge has rejected an Illinois sheriff's bid to shut down Craigslist's erotic services category. You can't spank the website, the judge ruled, for the actions of some naughty, naughty prostitutes. More » -
#kristindavis
Scary Spitzer Madam Also Wants to Talk About Spitzer Scandal, Again
Just when you thought the New York Post had covered every possible imaginary angle of Spitzer Hooker Scandal, Round Two, you find out that they ignored the provocative take of Kristin Davis, the "Manhattan Madam!" She has things to say! More » -
#trendwatch
Family Members Pimped Out in Desperate Snuggie Wars Gambit
Months after Barack Obama's election, America is still as deeply embroiled in the Snuggie Wars as ever. As Snuggies and Slankets fend off guerilla attacks from Sealpelts and Lippi Selk bags, the Wearable Towel is making its dumb, ruthless move. More » -
#crime
The Case of The Pimping Sportswriter: The Criminal Complaint
Yesterday veteran New Hampshire Union Leader sports reporter Kevin Provencher was arrested and charged with being a pimp. Seriously! Now we have the full criminal complaint against him; sexytime "auditions" and big money, below. More » -
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#politics
Roger Stone Would Like to Remind You That Eliot Spitzer Slept With Hookers
Republican dirty trickster and all-around complete fucking weirdo Roger Stone likes to kinda sorta take credit for the downfall of Eliot Spitzer, and he is still doing his darndest to keep the hooker thing in the news. So let's help! More » -
#friendslikethese
Eliot Spitzer Doesn't Need Vanity Fair's Help (But He's Getting It Anyway)
The idea that Eliot Spitzer's downfall was engineered by the financial industry whose profits he threatened with regulation has made the rounds on the internet for a while. Now Vanity Fair is siccing two investigative reporters on the story. More » -
#foreignaffairs
Berlusconi Sleeping (With Hookers) In Putin's Bed
Yes, there are audio recordings of Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi with prostitutes, and yes he asks one to participate in a three-way, but the most amusing fact here is that Berlusconi named one of his beds after Vladimir Putin: More » -
#media
New York Observer Owner's Lessons on How to Lose Money and Alienate People
Jared Kushner, boy wonder real estate scion and New York Observer owner: watch, as the young man fumbles his newspaper business and insults his staff! Marvel at his father's family-destroying schemes! And, his secret for attracting Ivanka Trump, below!
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#recessionomics
Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
The Way We Live Now: Like whores. Common sea lion whores. -
#vacations
Things to Do in Buenos Aires Without Your Wife
South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford took a little secret solo jaunt down to Buenos Aires, just because. What could he do down there, hypothetically? We've put together a guide of popular activities for the single traveler! More » -
#scandals
Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
Mark Ebner's scandal-filled book about Paris Hilton was released in January. One chapter—full of prostitution allegations against billionaire Clinton pal Ron Burkle—was cut. Now it's been released! And it's salacious, even by Ron Burkle standards: More » -
#intimateencounters
The Girlfriend Experience Blurs The Line Between Fantasy, Reality
Steven Soderburgh's new film The Girlfriend Experience, which stars adult film actress Sasha Grey, explores how its characters confuse fantasy and reality, and attempts to do the same for its pornography-literate audience members. [Jezebel] -
#iwanttobelieve
Nevada Brothel Offers Blago an Internship
Sadly, former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich cannot participate in I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, because "here," for him, could be a penitentiary. But his reality tv dreams are not yet dead! More » -
#mugshots
ShamWow Guy's Cannibal Hooker, Post-Beating
Vince Shlomi, better known as the ShamWow! guy, was arrested for beating up a hooker who tried to eat his tongue. She was arrested too. The Smoking Gun got her mug shot, and it's brutal. More » -
#scandals
ShamWow Guy Beats Up Cannibal Hooker
Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do. More » -
#lawandorder
Feel Free To Hire Hookers Off Craigslist Again
Law-abiding citizens, tremble in fear: the NYPD is no longer secretly patrolling the hooker ads on Craigslist. Are we safe without undercover cops trying to lure horny men into motel rooms and arrest them? More »
