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more about #pundits more comments → flossy: I love the righteous indignation from the war hawks. You mean we get thousands more soldiers just like we wanted but not indefinitely?! How dare he ... more » DennyCrane: I would pay big money to see Bill Kristol get punched in the face by Henry Rollins. Repeatedly, if possible. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Epic fail. Get out now. more » AzureTexan: Had he been born a century earlier, Bill Kristol would've advised George Custer to enter Little Bighorn with six puppies and two Persian cats. more » FitnessMadeSimple: Honestly, I'm still on the fence about this whole thing, so I can't criticize or agree with this decision right now...it's a tough decision, no doubt.... more » Richard Lawson: The Great Heap, Forward. more » rledrialmder: @fuckingoldman: Why, yes, I believe that the stench of ripe political corruption wafts in dull green not amber waves, out of the capitals of all 50 s... more » lionel-mandrake: Glenn Beck would never be stupid enough to run for office for these reasons: 1) The hemmorhoid surgery meltdown, the substance abuse problems, all th... more » Mo MoDo: Muffley: How long would you have to stay down there? Strangelove: Well let's see now ah, cobalt thorium, aa... nn... Radioactive halflife of uh,... h... more » Poop Cooper: I don't see why everyone is being so skeptical here about Glenn Beck seeing through his 100-year-plan. Obviously, part of Beck's plan is to not die. I... more » braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Good news, everyone! With my 100-year plan, I'll never have to actually deliver on any of my schemes! It'll be your children that have to sort throu... more » pepelicious: You know, it's not like Beck has secret service protecting his ass. Heck, not even a private security force. Homeboy is going to make himself pretty v... more » booge: Two things: Have you tried reading Arguing with Idiots? I looked at it at my work. It's a graphic novel--sort of. It's all pictures. There are abo... more » ss_1318: In other news, bat guano futures have plummeted. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: @Foster Kamer: Tremendous takedown. This should be the answer to pretty much anything a GOP politician says: "We call those cults" more » -
#uhoh
Bill Kristol Supports Obama War Plan, Afghanistan To Somehow Get Even Worse
President Obama's new Afghanistan policy seems like basically the Afghanistan policy he kept promising he'd pursue doing the campaign, so why is everyone so surprised? Unfortunately for America, there is concrete, inescapable proof that it will not work: More » -
#wtf
Glenn Beck's Scary Blueprint for World Domination in 2010, Unveiled: "The Plan"
Glenn Beck's talking up some scary plan for 2010 lately. It's scary because Glenn Beck is talking. And today, Glenn Beck unveiled his 100-year plot to fundamentally change America—and democracy—as we know it. Glenn Beck is fucking insane. More » -
#youdontsay
Twitter Transforms Chuck Todd and Howard Kurtz into Idiots
It's Obvious Day on Twitter: NBCer Chuck Todd wonders why Barack Obama can't secure the political support of the man he defeated in the 2008 election, and the Washington Post's Howard Kurtz predicts that Oprah Winfrey may go to cable. More » -
#rape
Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
Maybe it is too early on a Friday for this, but, you know, there is not really a "good time" to post a 2-minute montage of conservative media figures—mostly Rush—repeatedly saying "rape." Over and over again. -
#sigh
Glenn Beck Warns of Imaginary Fox News Ban
This Glenn Beck tweet links to a blog that has misread a piece of obvious (and terrible) satire, penned by a right-wing talk radio producer. Just like he did last week. They don't even get the unfunny jokes they make themselves! -
#rushjudgement
Me Thinks Rush Limbaugh Protests Too Much
Rush Limbaugh seemed to be enjoying himself in light of his triumphant article in the Wall Street Journal on Friday, reveling in his detractors admitting to using unattributed quotes to paint him as a racist. Was he rightfully vindicated? Not so fast. More » -
#goddamnamerica
Bruce Jenner Criticizes Nobel Committee At Calabasas Gas Station
He is like, Muhammad Yunus? Fuck that guy! Microcredit is a joke! Ha ha, just kidding, the famous old track and field athlete is pretty sure that Barack Obama has done "absolutely nothing." And TMZ is there! -
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#startingover
Being a Right-Wing Pundit Isn't What It Used to Be
Amy Holmes, the affable former speechwriter for GOP Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist who tried to represent a reasonably conservative point-of-view for CNN, has left the network and is filling in as an anchor for ABC News' unwatched digital channel. More » -
#gasbags
Keith Olbermann Passes Another Milestone on the Way to Becoming His Own Caricature
Keith Olbermann's hour-long, uninterrupted, endless "Special Comment" last night was actually called "The Fight Against Death." You will lose that fight, Keith. We all will. More » -
#drugs
Andrew Sullivan's "Twelve-Hour Session of Passion"
Who doesn't love it when Andrew Sullivan gets all oversharey? One minute he's neck-deep in a theological discussion of morality and Darwinism, the next he's remembering a blissful twelve-hour fuck session. More » -
#deathofprint
The Washington Post Launches America's Next Top Pundit
Internet blogs are killing newspapers and stealing from them and full of blowhards who don't know what they're talking about, so where does the Washington Post look for it's next "great pundit"? The internet. More » -
#pundits
Bill O'Reilly Loves Kids, Obama
Oh, look, a picture of Bill O'Reilly's Valentine to Obama. Look at that hilarious multiculti group of kids he is with! Is this a college admissions brochure? FreeRepublic commenters are making loofah jokes! (Adorable, guys, but it's "falafel.") [Mediaite] -
#bestfriends
Bill O'Reilly's Love Letter to Barack Obama
As Glenn Beck, Lou Dobbs, Rush, and other wackos compete to be the loudest and most hysterical opponent of Barack Obama, one former boogeyman has toned it way down. Bill O'Reilly just wrote the President a nationally syndicated birthday card. More » -
#foreignaffairs
Secretaries of State Are Just Like Us
Our thoughts exactly: "[Hillary Clinton] professes to be amused, if baffled, by a recent column on the blog Daily Beast in which Tina Brown wrote, 'It's time for Barack Obama to let Hillary Clinton take off her burqa.'" [NYT] -
#alossforwords
There Is No Way to Describe How Much the Michael Jackson Memorial Matters
Yes, the Michael Jackson memorial — going on now! — is being watched everywhere right now. But the only question if you happened to have been on TV filling time was "How big is this?" More » -
#pundits
Nate Silver is Beavis, No?
Two weeks ago Fox News, in reference to Rachel Maddow's "teabagging" jokes, said her MSNBC show was like Beavis and Butthead. Last night she had number-wizard Nate Silver on. Maybe it's just us. -
#reversalsoffortune
Thomas Friedman Will Have to Sell His Moustache For Food
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman didn't have a column in yesterday's paper. Was it because the company that his wife's fortune is invested in went bankrupt last week, and he's too sad to type?
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#pundits
Yesterday's Mindless Conventional Wisdom Is No Longer Operative
Time's Mark Halperin says Obama is "dominating," and has come up with a patented list of "16 Reasons Why Barack Obama Is Exceptionally Good At His Job." Here's one: He doesn't listen to Mark Halperin. More » -
#pundits
Hilariously, predictably, Ann Coulter fell for the "Obama's War on Nascar" April Fool's Day story.
