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    DoctorEcks: How can you all forget their CLASSIC! more »
    i'm a bottle: Leave it to Quizno's to fail miserably to be funny even with all the archetypal elements of perfectly good comedy in place: sex with machines (for exa... more »
    Smitros: They may instead have to settle for variations on the classic attention-getting technique of two (D) cups, one girl. more »
    BullfightsOnAcid: I just blew a dollop of Hellmann's. more »
    SaraRueful: While meanwhile, Dov Charney is kicking himself for not appropriating the idea first ... more »
    ArnoldJulisa: all the quiznos in my area have closed. no surprise really, they're always filthy. the sammies sure are tasty though. also, I thought the oven commerc... more »
    Aaron Altman: So, shit sandwich then? more »
    Cheap Shot: I watched that as I was ravaging my turkey and swiss sandwich. thank! more »
    Colonel Mustard: You have to remember, HamNo, that this is the same sandwich company who (for a while, anyway) adopted as their mascots a pair of freaked out, deranged... more »
    Eve Summers: Does the fact that this turned me on make me homosexual or herosexual? more »
    contradicto: This is hilarious because everytime I eat one of their sandwiches, I get the runs. more »
    Mount_Prion: What can I say. It's lunch time, and the ad just made me hungry. more »
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    Quizno's: Taste the Poop

    Yes, Quizno's Submarine Sandwich Shoppe is run by oven-lusting sex pervs, but guess what, Quizno's: you have crossed the line by allowing 2 Girls, 1 Cup to be associated with your sandwiches. Think, you fools. More »