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more about #rape more comments → bess marvin, girl detective: and the sex-scandal days of dikcember rages on... and this chose quote from wonkette: "The same thing happened in 2004, when America forgot that the ... more » Novaload: I did not know that Jabba the Hut had a grandson. I hope he goes to the big house; and someone puts a huge green balloon up his bum; and then pops it. more » manchops: I would just like to point out the obvious, that "green balloons" is probably the best safe word ever created. I mean, are there two words that can ex... more » hotpinklovesofa: Didn't doubt it for a moment. Sorry some guys just have that 'rapist quality' about them. Something that sticks with you after experiencing it for yo... more » Unsolicited Advice: I'm not normally an advocate of prisoner abuse - the things we allow prisoners to do to each other are barbaric miscarriages of justice that destroy t... more » LatestBy: The Tucker Max of the GOP more » heywhat: So the only reason they are not calling this rape is because he stuck around the next day and told her she should have automatically known a safe word? more » Richard Lawson: Can't wait for Fox News to accidentally put a (D) next to his name. more » Trai_Dep: If he's Raping for Jesus, it's okay, right? more » intime: I'm sure the RNC will simply sigh and say, "At least it was a woman." more » scroll_lock: Paul Janka should sue for copyright infringement. more » MisterHippity: "Ok, Rod, now here's your safe word: 'Cutmyballsoff.' What was that? Did I just hear you say, 'Cut my balls off?' ..." more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: You want reptilians? You got your fucking reptilians. more » Airvault: Yeah, that's rape. more » Cicada: It's hard to pull off a mug shot creepier than Tom DeLay's, but by gum he did it! more » -
#crime
Missouri GOP Pol's 'Green Balloons' Scandal Sounds Like Outright Rape
We all got a kick out of the arrest of the Missouri GOP ex-pol for roughing up a sex partner because she forgot the safeword: "Green balloons." The police report is out, and it looks like a straight-up, horrific rape.
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#controversies
Everybody Mad at Dolls, Cartoons
We like to "jest" with the advertising industry about how stupid and evil they are, but the truth is that marketing is not easy. Today in Fuzzy Public Outrage: Dolls are racist, and soap bubbles are rapists. More » -
#rape
Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
Maybe it is too early on a Friday for this, but, you know, there is not really a "good time" to post a 2-minute montage of conservative media figures—mostly Rush—repeatedly saying "rape." Over and over again. -
#scandals
Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
The tabloids love the sexy nude people parading in front of the windows of the Standard Hotel overlooking the High Line (an 8.5 on the Post Shamelessness Scale, btw). Now, the guests are trying to rape the housekeepers. Evolution.
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#race
Let's Skip the 'Blame Al Sharpton' Thing
In 2007, a "developmentally challenged" 20 year-old black woman said she'd been beaten and sexually abused in a racist attack in West Virginia. She's now recanting her story. This, of course, is all Al Sharpton's fault.
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#raperape
Sharon Tate's Sister: "It Was A Consensual Matter"
Debra Tate, sister of Roman Polanski's murdered wife, Sharon, went full-tilt Whoopi on the Today show this morning, arguing for the director's release. "It was rape, but it wasn't rape," she told Matt Lauer. Also, have you heard Polanski's brilliant? [Jezebel] -
#fun
Enter the Rape Tunnel, For Art
Richard Whitehurst is an artist in Columbus, Ohio. He's building a big wooden tunnel, and if you crawl through it, he will rape you [Update: Or will he??].
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#crime
A Hofsta University student who claims four men raped her now admits she was fibbing.
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#trapped
David Copperfield's Island of Horror
A Seattle woman has accused magician David Copperfield of luring her to his remote private island in the Caribbean, raping her repeatedly, and threatening to kill her if she told anyone. Her complaint reads like a horrifying pulp novel. More » -
#literature
Lord of the Flies Scribe Once Attempted to Rape a Teenager
An upcoming biography on Nobel laureate William Golding says that the author tried to rape a 15-year-old named Dora when he was 18 and on break from his first year as a student at Oxford. More » -
#crime
'You Light Up My Life' Composer Is Criminal Sex Monster, Naturally
The Oscar-winning composer of the sickly sweet "You Light Up My Life" is actually, prosecutors say, a dirty old serial rapist monster. We should have known. More » -
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Sarah Palin Calls For Uprising Against Letterman's Perverted Tyranny
Sarah Palin went on the Today Show this morning to tell everyone to "rise up" against David Letterman, the noted TV rapist and "so-called comedian." More » -
#darkarts
Is Date Rape Funny? Seth Rogen Explains It All For You
If you're thinking about seeing the light-hearted Seth Rogen comedy Observe & Report, you may want to watch this R-rated trailer first...or maybe not. [Jezebel] -
#duplicity
Real C.I.A. Sex Scandals Not As Fun as Julia Roberts/Clive Owen Vehicles
So the C.I.A. consists of 20,000 "professional liars" accountable to no one, because they are secretive spies. This means, apparently, lots of rape. More »






