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more about #realhousewivesofnewjersey more comments → ms_priestypants: Ok, the Real Housewives was kind of good- but only if Kelly turned over the table and screamed PROSTITUTION WHOOOORE! #halloween more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: I just wear my crown -- the good one, for Sundays. #halloween more » Conchie Birdie: Regis did a frighteningly good job as Caroline. Strega Nona, you got some competition. #halloween more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: "One day you're on top of the world, the next, some make up artist is turning you into a Halloween cliche." #halloween more » kazillion: You have to admit, Regis makes a good Susan Boyle. #halloween more » EleanorRigby: Someone has got to go as Spaghetti Cat. #halloween more » themediatrix: You know, the Gawker recommendations were helpful and all -- but seriously, the the Mad Men John Deer idea would just be too much work. I do like the... more » Cynner: Seriously, Gawker writers WATCH Regis & Kathy/Kelly? Like, is this a Halloween prank or something? #halloween more » Pesti-Esti: why not spend a little bit longer on the concepts and make that Mad Men John Deere lawnmower incident come to life? Because a Venn diagram of Mad Men... more » Lizawithazee: Lily Allen dropped out of ACL Fest, and her manager refused to comment on why. Maybe she doesn't realize how many drunk, slutty hipster guys will be i... more » Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Did anyone else read that headline as Anna Wintour Wants Her Piracy? I figured that Somali Pirate fashion was going to be big this season. more » nicepony: Andy has really nice people who work for him. They are totally stymied in any efforts to do their jobs properly. Hey Andy, are you still using castin... more » kookla: I had no idea that Cohen was the senior vice president of original programming and development at Bravo. It doesn't make me respect him more. But I am... more » nicepony: He embodies all that is wrong with the supposed gay community. Ambition, stupidity, vanity and being just plain mean. Lauren, his boss, must have a re... more » contradicto: Wow, homegirl really gayed it up. This is why they shouldn't allow power bottoms to talk. more » -
#halloweenie
Regis and Kelly Dressed Up as Every Halloween Costume to Avoid
We warned you against a bunch of "topical" Halloween costumes to avoid because they were going to be played-out and everyone would wear them. Well, Regis and Kelly ignored all our advice and dressed up as every one. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I snack on gossip from In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Brad and Angie were married in a ceremony officiated by Maddox — then Brad bolted. [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Anna Wintour Wants Her Privacy
Anna Wintour wants to stay out of the limelight, Lily Allen's friends talk trash, and Mel Gibson's girlfriend's unborn child is totally making her fat. All that and more in your Wednesday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#onanists
We Can't Wait to Watch Andy Cohen's Masturbatory Talk-Show, and Cut Ourselves Afterwards
Bravo's reigning executive narcissist Andy Cohen started his own weekly talk show. The second episode airs tomorrow, and if it's anything like the first, it will make us vomit and then scoop up the vomit and give it a hug. More » -
#jerseyfresh
Real Housewife Danielle Staub's All My Children Scene
When Danielle Staub showed her modeling pictures to her kids in the season finale of RHONJ, she said she was on All My Children. Turns out she was a day player in 2001: One scene, with two lines. [Jezebel] -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
Many weeks, we come across stupid stuff on TV that might fall through the cracks. In Mixed Bag, we collect those odds and ends, for a multimedia compilation of pop culture crap. [Jezebel] -
#bubbiesnthings
No RHoNJ Sex Tape... Yet
Don't be sad, but a judge ruled today that we cannot see the Real Housewife coke queen Danielle Staub's sex tape. The nightmare-reel was banned from distribution today, pending further law stuff. Something good has finally happened in New Jersey. More » -
#jerseyfresh
Sneak Peek: Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion
Rejoice: Tonight will see part one of the much-anticipated Real Housewives reunion. In this clip, Caroline breaks down, and implies that Danielle did something way worse than what's mentioned in "The Book." What could it possibly be!? [Jezebel] -
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#crime
Danielle Staub's Rap Sheet
The Smoking Gun has tracked down the court files from Real "Cokewhore" of New Jersey Danielle Staub's 1986 federal prosecution for extortion and cocaine possession. She was arrested with six kilos of coke and $16,000 cash in plain view.
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#traderoundup
Your Mission Should You Choose to Accept It: Make Tom Cruise Viable Again
News of the entertainment world continues apace this dreary near-afternoon. Real Housewives reaches a milestone, Tom Cruise reaches an impasse, and Sigourney Weaver just can't stay the fuck away from aliens, no matter what she does. More » -
#recaps
Real Housewives of New Jersey: You Wouldn't Like Teresa When She's Angry
Things disappear so quickly these days. They just fleet past, like car lights out on the Turnpike. I'm speaking, of course, of the premature end of Real Housewives of New Jersey, a show that we'd only just gotten to know. More » -
#jerseyfresh
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: The Sex Tape
Well, we shoulda seen this coming. Star reports that Danielle's ex-boyfriend Steve Zalewski — the 27-year-old who looks 45 — is trying to sell sex tapes of Danielle to the highest bidder. [Jezebel] -
#recaps
Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Gorge Between Tasteful and Tacky
What does one do with bubbies? Does one shake them and quake them and hopefully not break them? Or do they just dangle and bulge, like boats or balloons? We sought to find the answers to these questions last night. More » -
#realitytelevision
Danielle Staub's (Alleged!) Celebrity Sex Conquest Revealed
Yesterday, Kevin Maher—the ex-husband to real "coke whore" of New Jersey Danielle Staub, told Star that his ex-wife was a "nymphomaniac" who "claimed that she had been with numerous celebrities." Which celebrities? Star didn't name names. We will.
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#realitytv
'Coke Whore' Danielle Staub Was Also a 'Paid Escort,' According to Her Ex
Real Housewife of New Jersey and former "coke whore" Danielle Staub worked for an escort service in Miami in the late 1980s, according to an interview her ex-husband Kevin Maher gave to Star. There's lots more. More » -
#recaps
Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
Martha Graham once said that "dance is a song of the body. Either of joy or pain." Last night's New Jersey deep dive proved her sage point. There was joy and there was pain, but also there was dancing. More » -
#jerseygirl
The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
Last night, the promo for next week's Real Housewives of New Jersey said the secret to Danielle Staub's shady past could be found in an out-of-print book called Cop Without a Badge. Well, that's been tracked down and a "coke whore" named Beverly Merrill bears an awful close resemblance. More » -
#omerta
The Manzos Are Not Real Criminals of New Jersey
OK, OK. Everybody just cool out. Put the pieces down, sit at the table, and let's break bread together. For the record: The Manzo family from Real Housewives of New Jersey does not have ties to organized crime. More »
