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more about #realhousewivesofnewyorkcity more comments → secretagentman: I feel fortunate I have no idea who this person is. I would feel 'superior', but I can name the entire cast of "One Day At A Time", from memory, so ye... more » misslinda: No Lulz, the show is nothing with or without you--it's the recaps that need you like a hobo needs his bindle stick. more » Carol Gardens: Perhaps Jill SHOULD hold out for more money if at least one solid appearance by her mom is included in the price. more » sparkyl: is Kelly really that tall? is Ramona really that tiny? are everyone's boobs that perky? more » QuentinOates: Richard, I hear you are leaving us? Will you write recaps at your new home? more » Baroness: You're burying the lede- Kelly is so fucking stupid she's the only NYC Housewife to sign a contract, stoned, while the rest of them are holding out fo... more » ithabeleng metesunyane: I hope they do the right thing and add a minority. You'd think New York was Greenwich CT (or at least Scarsdale) from the look of this crowd. more » Carol Gardens: I still can't figure out what is sad about drinking. dancing, and making out with young guys. more » MelitaPolyhymnia: EW!!! I wouldn't even f-ck Kelly with "YOUR" dick!!! Don't know this Gerard dude, but prolly he's looking for some quick, cheap "Hampton's" fame!! ... more » DorothyBarker: Well Gerard Butler can just forget it, he is now officially Off My List. Beg all you want Gerry, I'm not going anywhere batshit crazy Bensimon has be... more » Titania: Oh my god, anyone who's been out in New York a lot lately can speak to the Dan Abrams phenomenon. Dude is EVERYWHERE, he appears to be the go-to strai... more » Nice Beaver: As Simon, ball-gag in mouth, knees pulled against his chest, weeps quietly on his coffee table in Brooklyn waiting for Alex to "surprise" him with tod... more » CaptainFantastic: The green dress looks like a talented elephant painted it on her. more » Jennifer Johnson: i find it pretty awesome these ladies are sexing it up out there, no matter what their age. even though kelly b. needs an attitude adjustment and i ha... more » Carol Gardens: It was rather amazing that Alex, who seemed so comically bizarre and pretentious during the first two seasona, got zippo attention during this maratho... more » -
#stalker
Ramona Singer: 36th Street & 5th Avenue
August 24 @ 3:45pm [Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] Tottering down the street on super platform sandals bleating into a cellphone. Her crazy eyes were fully visible and her pupils were basically spinning. More » -
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Countess LuAnn: 259 W. 4th St.
Aug. 5 @ 10pm [Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] I was walking home, heard a husky voice and saw "the countess." She was obviously wasted and was screaming, "that show is NOTHING without me!" More » -
#fixtures
Your Real Housewives of New York Will Never Leave You
Though boring Jill Zarin and crazy Ramona Singer are still holding out for more money, a third season of Real Housewives of New York City has been greenlit, and the producers are in the hunt for more housewives... More » -
#intercourse
Two Real Housewives Find Sexy Summer Flings
Ohhh girrrl! The Real Housewives of New York are hookin' up. Because it's summer and young man's fancies have turned to sweaty lust, and so have old ladies'. The Countess was seen dancing, while Kelly was spotted flirting with Leonidas.
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#recaps
The Real Housewives Reunion: The Time of Our Lives
Last night was Part Two of The War of the Grosses, alternately titled the Real Housewives of New York City reunion special. It was: ladies yelling in an echoing room while a gay dude sighed. More » -
#highfinance
Real Housewives of New York ring opening bell at NYSE, Dow tanks 155 points.
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#recaps
Real Housewives: The Brooklyn Sex Dungeon and Other Adventures
The penultimate Housewives! With tales of rejuvenation and renewal, discord and disharmony. But mostly tales of women on the verge—about to pop or explode, to shit or get off the pot. How'd it go? More » -
#recaps
Real Housewives: The Scariest Halloween Of Your Life
A Halloween episode of Real Housewives of New York City is awfully redundant, isn't it? Costumery, scary skeleton people, the ache in your tooth from too much junk? That's every week on this miserable show! More » -
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#realitytv
Eliot Spitzer Spotted on Real Housewives of NYC
Eliot Spitzer was not quite ready for media cameras back in the fall, but Bravo still managed to get him on camera while shooting the Real Housewives of New York City that aired tonight. More » -
#recaps
Real Housewives: Fake It 'Til You Fake It Some More
If you're not selling something, you oughta be. That seems to be the ethos for the Real Houseladies of New York City, who spent an hour last night peddling their sad wares to lonely souls. More » -
#recessionomics
Not Even Alex McCord Can Make People Buy Condos
The New York Times reports on its front page today that the real estate downturn is finally hitting Manhattan, hard. The key example? 99 John Street, apparently Alex McCord's favorite condo conversion. More » -
#recaps
Real Housewives: The Most Important Word In Tennis Is 'Love'
If life were a game of doubles tennis, would you rather be Jill's partner or Ramona's? Luckily we got to ponder that important question last night, in our most ball-hittingest episode yet. More » -
#disasters
Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
Poor old Kelly Bensimon. The newest and worst Real Housewife of New York hasn't had much luck with fame. First she was arrested for twink assault, and now her modeling contract's been dropped by Saks.
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#recaps
Real Housewives: Rumble In the Concrete Jungle
Oh Housewives. You always fight on vacation. Except last night you weren't on vacation. You were just here in old Stinktown City, stinking up the place. Why do you do this to us? More » -
#gawkerstalker
Countess LuAnn: Stealing End of the Affair Kisses
It's Real Housewives day, apparently! Kelly's going to court, and LuAnn's splitting up. And now we have more information about the Lady deLesseps' mysterious Koreatown rendezvous. She was kissing a fella at the bar.
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#opencaption
She Was Later Heard Asking The Judge To Remove Her Name From The Criminal Complaint Because She Doesn't Like Her Name Just Being Attached To Anything.
[Twink-battering "Real Housewives" star Kelly Killoren Bensimon shows up to Manhattan Criminal Court today to answer misdemeanor assault charges; image via Splash] More » -
#breakups
Real Housewives Countess Loses Her Count — Via Email
No wonder Countess LuAnn de Lesseps was spotted getting into an elevator with an mysterious man the other night: The Real Housewives star is said to be separating from her husband after 16 years. More » -
#gawkerstalker
Real Housewives' Countess LuAnn: Midnight Excursion to Koreatown
The "abnormally tall" Countess LuAnn "Crackerjacks" de Lesseps from Real Housewives of New York City was spotted on Saturday night leaving a K-town bar with an unidentified gentleman. Perhaps a Baron? An Earl? Viceroy? Viscount? More » -
#opencaption
"Isn't She Adorable? I'm Having Her Injected Into My Face Later."
[Real Housewife of New York Jill Zarin out with her daughter on Robertson Blvd in LA; image via WENN] More » -
#recaps
Real Housewives: Blood On the Runway
Housewives! Everywhere you look there are Housewives! Tall ones, short ones, skinny ones, fat ones (actually, not that), even ones with Chicken Pox. Some of them are in New York, and they are doing things. More »
