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more about #redemption more comments → Nice Beaver: They're the Abbott and Costello of our time. "Hey, Henry, I hear you had to pay four million bucks for illegally fuckin' people." "Yeah, Eliot. I hea... more » Thatcornellguy: She should move to Zimbabwe where her $2.5 million would be over 93 trillion Zimbabwe Dollars! This would ensure her prime entry into ANY country club. more » newsnun: Anyone consider that maybe she didn't know what he was doing? Most families need copious amounts denial and repression. How else could we live with on... more » El Matardillo: She could always be Anna Wintour's assistant. more » MrInBetween: She should be given a permanent seat on The View. Let the ladies hen-peck her to death. more » lobstr: Sadly, though, we all know where the fuck her money is going to come from. A goddamn book deal. And let the publisher that greenlights this burn along... more » lobstr: MTA conductor would be great.. but I just don't think she has it in her to properly and sharply mumble "Stand clear of the closing doors". more » lobstr: Suriname, like Arkansas, may be piss-poor and third-world, but like it or not it joins us in the Western World :p more » DaveCrabtree: What's wrong with just eating shit and dying? That's the best way to elevate my opinion of her. more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: Have quint/sext/sept- uplets (5+). (Octuplets is just too many.) more » BullfightsOnAcid: Posing for Playboy is always the first step in a comeback. It did wonders for Tiffany and Nancy Sinatra. more » Smitros: Or she could just become an Episcopal seminarian like Jim McGreevey. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Ever since the dead rat outside my window I've had less of an impulse to comment on Brunswick and Edelman - related posts. more » El Matardillo: According to Spiegelman, once Denton is indicted for tax evasion somebody will need to step up, so I'd say your prospects at Gawker look pretty good. more » Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): Kanye, I couldn't see many grammar problems apart from the fact THAT WAS ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS WHICH IS INCREDIBLY IRRITATING AND OFF-PUTTING. more » -
#reconciliations
Blodget v. Spitzer: Disgraced Rich White Men Sit Down For a Chat
Henry Blodget was a famous Merrill Lynch analyst who got rich by hyping internet stocks in the 1990s until Eliot Spitzer caught him lying. Then Eliot Spitzer got caught choking hookers, and now they're hanging out on the internet together. More » -
#advice
Ruth Madoff's Guide to Redemption
Lost in the glee over Bernie Madoff's prison sentence is this: What will become of poor Ruth Madoff? She's stalked by paparazzi; rejected by landlords; and left with a mere $2.5 million. Here, Dear Ruth, is your road to redemption.
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#redemption
Kanye West Forsakes the Douche Life
Animajapesters at South Park had a bit of fun at Kanye West's expense, but Kanye didn't get upset; he's taking this opportunity to examine himself. And he's decided to stop being a "HUGE DOUCHE"! More » -
#books
Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
With the book publishing industry cutting back, it's good to know that they can still step up and produce a quality American Gladiator tell-all memoir about man boobs and severe steroid-induced ball shrinkage: More » -
