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more about #reesewitherspoon more comments → nicepony: That party crashing couple is nuts. And names too hard to pronounce for people to latch on to in a fun way (see: Johnson, Levi) And the husband shoul... more » sarrible: Teenagers care about Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal? I would think those squeals of glee that he was back on the market would be coming from hi... more » blix: This is an outrage. Look at how close they got to Fergie. more » NathanSt: "She also won't allow herself to be photographed smoking, for hers is a sterling reputation that must not be sullied." Best laugh I've had all day (g... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Welp, the picture is getting a little clearer. Unfortunately it's a picture that's really hard to look at. "The current chief sponsor of the Cup is ... more » Tattertotter: If I was being regularly boned by Jake Gyllenhaal, I'd have trouble keeping my face normal too. #reesewitherspoon more » TedSez: Actress Keeps Her Chin Up #reesewitherspoon more » Beau Nerd: The cupcakes worked! They picked Flick! #reesewitherspoon more » phlox✔: Reese gets a lifetime pass for her performance in Freeway. #reesewitherspoon more » SidAndFinancy: Meaning of the punch line to "How does Reese eat her soup?" dawns on actress. more » Mike Byhoff: A pithy role that I can sleepwalk through with a 10 figure salary...for me!?! more » scroll_lock: "He can't be gay, we're dating!" #reesewitherspoon more » Sigerson: She's Just NOT That Into You, Jake. more » lobstr: Tracy Glick, Elle Woods both ashamed of actress who portrays them. more » Steverino Begins: 20 Years Later, Carol Ann's Light-Fixture Fetish Creates Rift in Marriage more » -
#gossiproundup
Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
New photos suggest the White House party crashers were seasoned social climbers and chronic liars; Reese and Jake deny a break-up rumor; Tila Tequila's "energy secret" is not an illegal substance. Monday gossip, here we come. More » -
#opencaption
Someone Must Have Said 'Puppy'
[Reese Witherspoon gets very excited whenever she is around cute things. Maybe they had a pet segment when she was on Good Morning America today. Image via INF] -
#opencaption
Migrant Movie Star
[A drunken Reese Witherspoon zooms away from the Hollywood Bowl with Jake Gyllenhaal, after seeing Jenny Lewis and Ray LaMontagne; image via Bauer-Griffin] -
#gossiproundup
Farrah Fawcett, Rumored Again to be Near Death, Accepts Proposal From Ryan O'Neal
Farrah finally agrees to marry Ryan before she dies, FHM names Megan Fox the hottest woman in the universe, Paris Hilton finds a new animal to ride, Jake and Reese dress up alike and a Fox News divorce. More » -
#traderoundup
Your Mission Should You Choose to Accept It: Make Tom Cruise Viable Again
News of the entertainment world continues apace this dreary near-afternoon. Real Housewives reaches a milestone, Tom Cruise reaches an impasse, and Sigourney Weaver just can't stay the fuck away from aliens, no matter what she does. More » -
#mondaymorningboxoffice
Souped-Up Toyota Runs Over Sweetly Earnest Man-Boy, Keeps On Driving
Everyone really likes cars. But especially when they're blowing up and/or full of guns and hot people. Also, people like both monsters and aliens, but not curly-haired soul-searchers who work at amusement parks. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Brangelina's On The Rocks, Reese Might Get One
Welcome back to midweek madness, in which we gorge ourselves on fresh gossip from the weekly tabloids. Join us as we choke down what In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star are serving. [Jezebel] -
#cattlecall
Everyone You Used to Love Comes Back for Pilot Season
It's that magical time when many actors clamor for parts that will probably never see the light of day. Scott Wolf, Alyssa Milano, that lady from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. But first, movie casting: More » -
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#badideas
Reese Witherspoon Postpones Participation in Unofficial 'Joe Versus the Volcano' Remake
First, the good news: Reese Witherspoon has confirmed the postponement of the Cameron Crowe film that would have paired her with Ben Stiller in a supernatural romantic comedy about volcanoes and human sacrifice.

