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more about #relationships more comments → ninety_nine: I would have gone with 'sissypuss' #fashion more » Glib and Bitchy: Choo Choo Charlie? I hope she really rings his bell. Whoo-whoo! #fashion more » Claire Buoyant: According to the story, she's 24 and he's 28. I guess waiting in the rain makes you age quicker. #fashion more » Smitros: I've seen some of these ads on the DC Metro, and they don't bother me. I think the underlying agenda is to at least stem the tide of out-of-wedlock bi... more » BettyCrocker: That R.L. Stine book cover made me gay. more » BookishLookish: Polyandry, you bitches! If I can support two husbands, I *want* two! Viva polyandry: "It was good enough for the Nairs and the Guanches, it is good e... more » HenryLovesFonzie: Dear Government, There's this huge group of people out there that would love to get married but it's against the law. Maybe instead of trying to con... more » meechybee: ...for those who are married. more » drunkexpatwriter: How did they miss "Just stop taking your pills if it seems like he's taking a long time to propose?" more » Magister: I don't know that some random person's Twitter is the most reliable source, but after a couple of minutes digging, I did find that HHS did provide one... more » CaptainFantastic: I thought being married was a huge tax break? Why would the government want people to get married? more » thucyditron: "Q: How can I tell if my relationship will last? A: Unless you are a fortuneteller, soothsayer or can read crystal balls the truth is you can't." Wh... more » DonnaKarpo: for starters, the guy on the twoofus.org dating do's and don'ts page needs to change his shirt or he's never getting laid: http://twoofus.org/educati... more » lionel-mandrake: The weird thing? This is all pretty sound and basic dating advice. The other weird thing? I can't tell you how many men and women I ran into in my si... more » hatey: I want everything I own-- EVERYTHING-- to be machine-embroidered with my favorite of epithets: "SLUT." Thanks, Gawker-- I never realized that before ... more » -
#existentialism
Dude waits 12 hours in rain so girlfriend can buy H&M Jimmy Choos. Related: Sissyphus.
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#sexytime
Relationship Tips from the Government
The government has a lot going on right now, but that doesn't mean it's too busy for matters of the heart. That's why one of its virtual offspring set up a scheme to get you a ring, or die trying.
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#recessionomics
This Recession Stuff Is So Predictable
The Way We Live Now: Typically. Everyone gets poor and next thing you know couples are splitting up, families are crowding into small apartments, rich kids are battling poor kids, and everyone's giving up their career to sell beer. Typical. More » -
#relationships
Jon and Kate Shock the World!
Well, not really. We already know they filed divorce papers in a Pennsylvania court on Monday, but that doesn't mean America doesn't want to have it confirmed by Jon and Kate in their own words, so here you go. More » -
#sexwars
Only Sin Can Solve China's Man Problem
China is like some crazy backwards Opposite Wonderland! There are so many more men looking to get married than there are eligible women that overenthusiastic dudes are constantly getting scammed out of their "bride prices." Nevada has a solution! More » -
#curses
The Voodoo Curse of Julia Allison's Dog on Tech Companies
Theory: the closer internet persona(e) (non grata) Julia Allison gets to your internet startup, the more it's bound to falter. The breaking moment comes when her dog shits on your carpet. More » -
#reunions
Tinsley and Topper Mortimer: Together Again?
Oh thank the blue heavens. Socialite-philosopher Tinsley Mortimer, who designs fashions and talks like a bird, was spotted with her estranged husband, Topper, at a fancy uptown party last night. More » -
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#relationships
Tyler Perry's 'Why Can't I Get Married?'
Former writers' sweatshop matron and World's Richest Grandma with a Dick™ Tyler Perry expressed frustrations over his dating life recently to Essence magazine: More » -
#sad
Matthew Barney Facebook Divorces Bjork
The most precious (and probably sticky) art relationship of our generation is over! Matthew Barney is no longer listed as in a relationship (according to a Facebook page that might be his).
