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more about #reneezellweger more comments → krudd: S0...getting mugged was worse than "The City?" #scientology more » Matt Cherette: I still maintain that my description of Ms. Hundley -- The Mouthwatering Manatee -- has the best ring to it. #scientology more » DahlELama: Also, Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen got married. Thought that deserved a mention. #scientology more » goetz: On the topic of Scientology, I was once taught by an anthropologist of religion who repeated again and again: ‘Only the nonbeliever believes that th... more » resipsaloquacious: Screencap Open Caption: "You want to smell Tom? Sure, Martin, you sick bastard." #scientology more » Altaira: All the "Bradley Cooper dates famous women" reports seem like really blatant attempts to get people to forget the "Bradley Cooper was dating Victor Ga... more » Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): How about Slovenly Slattern? #scientology more » DennyCrane: Flip-flops but no commemorative yarmulkes? For shame. #scientology more » Mo MoDo: In order to remain as Bradley Cooper's girlfriend, Renee will have to move to Canada. #scientology more » son of spam: Too late, Justin's stalker realized that she should have concentrated on Steve Phillips. #scientology more » DoctorEcks: Uncle Milty is sexier! #lindsaylohan more » phlox✔: What's funny is that Donatella paid extra to look this way! Heene was right: Lizard People!! #lindsaylohan more » Conchie Birdie: Or when your uncle calls and tell you about your cousin Jeffrey, who works for the pahks department. #lindsaylohan more » Martiniman: Hate to say it but LiLo actually looks good next to Donatella, but still can't help thinking this photo has a "before and after" foreshadowing to it. ... more » DoctorEcks: Donatella Versace is truly hideous. She belongs in a Chris Cunningham video! Time to design a couture bag to put over your face dahling. #lindsaylohan more » -
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Scientologists Are Persistent, Diane von Furstenberg's Fashionable Mugging
The Scientology flack who walked out on Bashir came back and tried to have Nightline cut, Steve Phillips' ESPN squeeze is, inevitably, also fired, Timberlake's stalker is cheating on him, while Diane von Furstenberg's Madrid mugging was tweeted. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace, Separated at Birth
Everyone is freaking out because Lohan and Versace look exactly the same. Also, Nicole Ritchie's baby appears, Kate is plus eight nightmares, and Hulk Hogan's suicide. Welcome to Wednesday's gossip gems! More » -
#opencaption
"They Gotta Have Something for Puffy Cheeks Here Somewhere"
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Brad's A Drunk, Jon's A Dirtbag, Jen Loses To Renée
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. In the oppressive summer heat, Margaret and I searched the pages of In Touch, Us, Star, Life & Style and Ok! for delicious frosty treats of gossip, and were not disappointed. [Jezebel] -
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Doug Reinhardt Gets Paris Hilton an Island to Win Back Her Love
Doug and Paris rekindle their tainted love, Sienna Miller falls for the "Slinky Wizard," Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper play grab-ass, Justin Timberlake buys a house in Greenwich, Paula Abdul might head to ABC and Russell Brand seeks new love. More » -
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Twilight's Ashley Greene Becomes the Internet's Newest Nude Starlet
Nude photos of Ashley Greene hit the net, Oprah eats Manhattan, Lilo and Samro get back together, Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper vacation in Spain together, Leighton Meester and Sebastian Stan are in love and Kate Moss is aging rapidly. More » -
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Is Britney Spears Cheating on Her New Boyfriend/Agent?
Britney Spears spent two days in Atlanta with some mystery dude, Michael Jackson's doctor is being investigated for murder, Brad Pitt puts Ashton Kutcher in his place, Renee Zellweger prepares to get fat again, and Madonna's tour suffers a tragedy. More » -
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Renee Zellweger is the Tiger in Bradley Cooper's Bathroom
Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger are so doing it, Kevin Jonas is engaged, Hayden Panetierre is totally naked in her new movie, Tinsley Mortimer is dating a German aristocrat and Mischa Barton gets kicked out of a London nightclub's bathroom. More » -
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#therich
The Hamptons: Still Sucking
Everybody already knows that the Hamptons is the universe's vortex of suck, but here's another reason why: Restaurant/club owners who, as a method of crowd control, roll up the awning sheltering the crowd outside waiting for tables during a downpour.
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#traderoundup
Everyone In Showbiz Needs a New Agent, Except Joy Behar
It's kind of a sad news day for some. Mostly for actors who never quite took off the way some had hoped. But it's also good news for fans of Amy Poehler and Joy Behar. They're doing just fine. More » -
#romance
Renee Zellweger and Dan Abrams: Wine Lovers
Ooo, the rumors are true. MSNBC character and PR firm owner Dan Abrams is dating permasquint actress Renee Zellweger. There's photographic evidence!
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Allen Ups Skirt, Wang Pulls Out, Zellweger Gets Taken For A Ride
Small songstress Lilly Allen Wears Bo-Peep Costume, Exposes Curds and Whey [Daily Mail] More » -
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Richard Branson and Madonna Kids Become Refugees; Aniston Lives In A Hovel
Gaunt Jewish mysticist Madonna is bringing her Guy-less brood back to New York where she looks to ruin the marriage of Brooklyn Cyclone's mascot Sandy the Seagull. [ES] More » -
#newintown
Renée Zellweger Taken As POW In 'New In Town' Culture War
Most midwinter dump-jobs are happy just to get some lukewarm reviews and, if they're lucky, $67 million in two weeks of release. But you're really on fire when you've earned a rarer-than-rare "anti-Minnesota" designation. More » -
#filmschooled
How To Market A Chick Flick: Add Heels & "Tug At The Ovaries"
There's an epic piece in this week's New Yorker that's worth your while, and reveals what Hollywood movie marketers think about you: [Jezebel] -
#oscars
'Entertainment Weekly' Oscar Recall Forces Gwyneth And Renée To Declare 'No Takebacks'
The results of Entertainment Weekly's massive "Recall the Gold" project (in which thousands of industry insiders revote certain Oscar years to publicly humiliate past winners) are finally in! So which actors have been victimized? More »
