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more about #retirement more comments → Rumpelstilskin: Finally, another use for those coffee mugs. Multi-tasking, indeed. more » El Matardillo: Albus Dumbledore will not be pleased. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: this is awesome: the supermarket tabs have had a few cover stories on george w bush being suicidally depressed and living alone on the movie prop ranc... more » Nora Bombay: Bush & Clinton on a speaking engagement in Canada sounds like the set up for some sort of buddy/action film, in which they are kidnapped by terror... more » Xylo: Bush, Cheney, Rove and legal mastermind John Yoo are probably very hesitant to leave America for foreign shores, because there's always the possibilit... more » raincoaster: Don't kid yourselves, people. He's here scouting out our oil. more » DennyCrane: Hoser! more » Mediahohoho: Nice to see Poppy's two favorite kids playing nice up in Canada. In related news: did you ever get the feeling that the whole shebang is rigged? more » Cheap Shot: I'd leave here for Canada (legally married to one), if it didn't get SO FUCKING COLD THAT MY BALLS WANTED TO FALL OFF. more » Canuck13652: Canada is worse than heaven or jail? You mean, the country that doesn't have banks failing, has a much smaller deficit (in terms of $ of GDP), has un... more » Richard Lawson: "Yes, I'm here for the ginger ale?" more » choinski: (He thinks its that place he bought in Paraguay) [wonkette.com] more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: My father started preparing for his retirement plan when we (da kids) were in diapers; you kids get good jobs, Daddy's going to live with you when he'... more » sample032: I'll skip the socialism vs. capitalism debate for now and let other commenters pick that up. The problem with pensions is that they encourage worker r... more » rina: I have a pension! If I were to leave my company today I'd get $675/mo. I'm gonna be eating gourmet cat food when I'm old! more » -
#theivyleague
Big Trouble In Little Cambridge
531 Harvard employees took early retirement buyouts from the school. The Harvard Business School employees accepted at the highest rate. Meanwhile, an HBS professor was arrested for beating a dude with hot coffeee and the thermos it was in. [Harvard Crimson] -
#retirement
Bush Exiled to Canada
No one even noticed, but the guy who used to be the president, Chimpy McHitler, has disappeared. Is he in heaven? Or jail? No, worse: he is in Canada. George W. Bush will never return to America. More » -
#nomoremoney
R.I.P Pensions
Once GM and Chrysler finally die, there will be no more pension plans left in the entire country (except for former presidents and members of congress). Sorry! More » -
