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#opencaption
The Victor and the Spoiled
[Lindsay Lohan congratulates publicist Jessica Meisels on being the 9 millionth person to find the cokey actress' Blackberry, at Richard Branson's Rock the Kasbah party in L.A. last night. Image via Getty] -
#gossiproundup
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's Plastic Shiny Pink Birthday Meltdown Is An Epic Tragedy
Jessica Simpson's breakup was caused by her idolatry of a plastic toy. Amy Winehouse has fun adventures with a private dick. Lindsay Lohan's employed, Saved By The Bell, Charles Manson, Mary Cheney, and more. Here's your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#mediacrack
Playboy Should Call Ron Burkle
In your misty Thursday media column: no bunnies for Richard Branson, no viewers for NBC, a shot at enlightenment for America's dumb children, and—finally—a classy new porn mag: More » -
#ixnayontheomnay
Mia Farrow Quits Darfur Fast, Gets Weak Sauce Milkshake Drunk
Mia Farrow's 15 dayBlueprint Cleansehunger strike for Darfur ended yesterday when her cornerman/doctor decided the Rosemary's Baby actress couldn't hack it anymore. More » -
#weddingannouncements
Netscape Billionaire to Wed Supermodel This Weekend
Giving geeks everywhere hope, Jim Clark, cofounder of Silicon Graphics and Netscape, is marrying swimsuit model Kristy Hinze this weekend on Richard Branson's Necker Island — also the site of Google founder Larry Page's nuptials.
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#geeklove
Sexagenarian's Big Fat Geek Wedding
We hear Jim Clark, the billionaire Netscape founder, may marry his fiancée, Australian swimsuit model Kristy Hinze, in March on Richard Branson's Necker Island — the same place where Google's Larry Page said "I do." More » -
