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more about #robertpattinson more comments → ArtfulSlinger: Not kidding, when I went to college there was a dude who called himself a vampire, only took night classes, wore leather all year long and was kicked ... more » Matt Cherette: I knew that girl was lying! [www.tmz.com] more » Matt Cherette: The teen girl who claims she was bitten on the neck lives right by me; the movie theater in question is the one I visit regularly. I think she's makin... more » daveyjonesisdead: Hi, girls...I fill the description Foster gave of the person you will spend your life with perfectly. Call me! more » HenryLovesFonzie: Hey Efron - Your career goal should be to star in a movie that isn't a fucking remake. (Or a made for TV Disney movie.) It's called reading scripts. more » katekate is squared: That item about Scott Stapp and Kid Rock has assured I will never be horny again. Also I'll never be able to keep a meal down again. more » Trulymadlyme: Nothing kills a friendship like balls touching. more » katastic: Wait, wait- Creed had groupies?!! more » kappakappaspankme: Suri:Katie Holmes::Pursedog:Paris Hilton more » Pope John Peeps II: The whole Susan Boyle thing is awful and hurts my soul. She's a purely mediocre karaoke singer who rose to fame as basically a carnival sideshow. It's... more » Private Hangnail: Christians get blowjobs? I thought they only had marital, missionary sex through a hole in a copy of Going Rogue. more » Tart of Darkness: Nice analogy...uh metaphor...uh comparison on the Miss Havisham/Susan Boyle thing. Did she bring her cat? more » raincoaster: Now, come on. Everybody knows that Twihards are mostly 40-year-old sexually frustrated housewives. more » MisterHippity: You could have just ended that headline after the word "Sucks." more » Spirit Fingers: This heinous vampire soul-suck rated 29% on Rotten Tomatoes. Which must be the equivalent of watching dust collect in an empty room...sober. more » -
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When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans' Brawls and Molestations
A brawl over a Robsessed poster leaves one hospitalized. A middle-aged man is at large after biting a teen girl's neck. Schoolyard attacks plague innocent children. Where are our vampire-protectors when we really need them? (updated)
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Things Got Awkward After Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Made a Sex Tape
Scott Stapp denies that a tour bus video of him and Kid Rock is a sex tape, Jon Gosselin relinquishes primary custody, Suri Cruise has the worst time of her life at The Lion King. Welcome to Monday gossip. More » -
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Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide
Behold the power of the sparkly vampire. How much money do you think Robert Pattinson's dead-eyed stare brought into the people who birthed Twlight: New Moon into this world? Well, you're probably short a few million. More » -
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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
RobPatz and K-Stew are doing it, a lot, instead of promotions. Jay-Z doesn't want to piss off Beyonce. Christie Brinkley: psycho. Diddy: birthday boy. Marv Albert Vs. 50 Cent? Fight of the year! Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Tiger Beatdown
[A rabid teenage girl tries to get the ultimate souvenir when she attempts to rip off Robert Pattinson's arm at The Twilight Saga: New Moon premiere in L.A. last night. Image via Getty] -
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Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
Stepping into the cold air of a moonless night, Bella Swan quivered with anticipation for the Twilight: New Moon premiere. Awaiting the film's arrival at a theater near her, she contented herself with a handsome assortment of Edward Cullen-themed objects.
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Cindy Crawford Blackmailed with 'Sexy' Picture of Her 8-Year-Old Daughter
Cindy Crawford is in the midst of a horrifying extortion case, Chris Brown gets heckled, Daniel Radcliffe "laughs his head off" when he's high. Friday's gossip ranges from the depths of depravity to the pleasantly banal. More » -
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Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
Pattinson says Zefron takes his breath away; Mike Tyson goes to jail for beating up a pap; Carrie Prejean's ex says she's lying about the sex tape, then sells some pictures to TMZ. Welcome to Thursday's gossip! More » -
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Heath and Lindsay Were Totally Boning When He Died
Dina Lohan says Lindsay and Heath were dating at the time of his death, Jacko's funeral cost $1 million, Fergie didn't know what "cheating" meant until her therapist told her. Come, drink the sweet nectars of Wednesday gossip. More » -
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For $4.2 Million, You Can Sleep in Russell Brand's Bedroom
Russell Brand's house is for sale (so he can move in with Katy Perry?), Pam Anderson pulls a Blanche DuBois, and Robert Pattinson has poor hygiene. Welcome to Tuesday's gossip. More » -
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Carrie Prejean's Mom Saw the Sex Tape
Today's theme: Creepy family moments involving digital recording devices. Miss California's mom saw her solo sex tape, Michael Lohan sold "secret recordings" of Lindsay, and we assess the likelihood for a Jon Gosselin Playgirl spread. Horrifying gossip, here we come. More » -
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Sienna Miller's Old Undies Are Showing
Sienna Miller is happy to wear other people's underwear, Michael Jackson liked to pee into cups in public and Rihanna says her life sucked so much after she got beaten up that she might as well have been Britney! More » -
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Will The Nu-Vampire Trend Please Die? Tonight?
Remember the Tarantino/Rodriguez camp-fest that was From Dusk Til' Dawn? George Clooney killed a bunch of south-of-the-border stripper/hooker-vampires using holy water-loaded Super Soakers. That was in 1996, and it should've been the end of vampire-cool. Now look where we are.
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Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
Wow. Do we have a special one today. Jon Gosselin, seeking help from a rabbi. Alex Rodriguez thinks he's a centaur. Jessica Simpson's man requirements. Lady Gaga's ballet. RobPatz's marriage prospects. Presenting your epic Halloween Morning Gossip Roundup. Get scared: More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I snack on gossip from In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Brad and Angie were married in a ceremony officiated by Maddox — then Brad bolted. [Jezebel] -
#artsandcrafts
Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
English newspaper the Guardian has come up with a way to "show your allegiance to the vampire world" this Halloween: a cross-stitch pattern of Twilight star Robert Pattinson. You're welcome. -
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Michael Lohan's Concern for Lindsay Lohan Is a Bad Omen for Everyone Involved
Michael Lohan's worried about his daughter, might be right. Situation: critical. Robert Pattenson's mom hates you. Who sucks more? Jon Gosselin or TLC? Tina Fey's virginity, Madonna's neighbor relations, Karadshian Ass..ian...and much much more. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I harvest gossip from the fields of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Ahead, a cornucopia of "news" about the Jolie-Pitt chaos, TonKat's crisis and Lindsay's wrists. [Jezebel] -
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Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
If sparkly vampires shit in the woods, would you listen? Did Michael Jackson drink Pepsi? Is Amy Winehouse on drugs again? Does being Ashley Durpre get you invited to parties? Is Jay-Z still gangster? Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Love Song of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to Shatter Brokenhearted Teenage Ear Drums
RobPatz and Frowny Face ain't going nowhere. Jude Law kept his dick to himself for a night. John Travolta would rather not do your movie publicity. VH1's toning it down. Britney Spears: casting villain. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
