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more about #robertrave more comments → raincoaster: Wait, are you sure he's not in line to play Lizzie? more » dirtydeer: I tried to read this some time back, but I thought the whole premise was specious... because the main character is _straight_? How many guys do we kn... more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: we went back iniside (thinly disguised name of restaurant/club) and had a few more (name of trendy drink with name bramd liquor) and ... more » RollsRoyceRevenge: I stood, standing studly stoodish mcStandingson, watching as my evil boss backed up the car real slow. Mimi was talking on a cell phone and her shoes... more » heartbreakturnip: If only she really were a lobster lady, just click-click-clicking and snap-snap-snapping her way down the sidewalk. That hair would look awfully good ... more » pattycakes: Richard, you are a far, far better writer than this sad, whiny gnat of a fameball wannabe. Please say you're planning to publish a Gawker tell all. ... more » MattGaymon: It's refreshingly breezy and nondescript. She just, opens her bottle of pills. It doesn't matter which ones! And we all stood, standing. more » Colonel Mustard: OH NOES! What about the Professor? And Mary-Ann? Did Mrs. Howell get hit? Did Wally and the Beav make it to safety?? Needs more names. more » JacquesPaysan: Just curious, but was this book "published" at Kinko's? more » Lymed: In the sequel do we find out that she was really aiming for the narrator's daughter's boyfriend but hit Joshua? more » dango: Restaurant bitch? Not quite up to the level of "prostitute whore." more » richardmarxhatesmyhair: The title of my book about her is called "The Devil Wore Giorgio Beverly Hills and Her Dad Bought it For Her." But that's how RMHMH imagines she sme... more » ElleL: Tara Reid for the starring role in the movie adaptation? more » DorothyBarker: No one else notice how horrifically bad the writing is here? Sorry enough this dude gets published based on a long ago, v. inside baseball, shallow r... more » lawyergay: Am I wrong to think that "ogress" would have been, well, le mot juste in that last descriptive passage? more » -
#pubicrelations
Zac Effron Can't Wait to Buy Porn for Lizzie Grubman
Rumor, and we definitely think it's rumor, is that Zac Efron wants to play the lead in a movie version of Spin, Robert Rave's roman à clef about walking Canal Street handbag knockoff Lizzie Grubman. Wanna see what he'll do? More » -
#darkgalleys
The Lizzie Grubman Tale Continued: Car Accidents!
Yesterday we showed you the opening parts of Spin, a new roman à clef about nightmare PR lobster lady Lizzie Grubman. You seemed to "like" it, so we thought we'd continue the book club. By skipping to the very end! More » -
#darkgalleys
The Devil Reps Prada: A Lizzie Grubman Tell-All
Lizzie Grubman, lobster-faced PR woman and runner-over-of regular people, once had an assistant named Robert Rave. That since-disillusioned young man has now published a roman à clef about a boy working for a fearsome PR dragon. We've got a manuscript! More »
