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more about #romance more comments → jasonelias: I'm intrigued by Vince Vaughn, the crook in 1968. What kind of urban capers would he be doing? I'm sure that portion of the movie would be done with a... more » MrInBetween: So when did Vince Vaughn start carrying a half-keg inside his head? more » snugbug: So where's that part where the female protagonist teleports herself back to 1996 to meet hot, coked-up, motormouth Swingers-era Vince Vaughan? I mean... more » RollsRoyceRevenge: From The Very Secret Diaries of Edie Cortese: Monday: Walked the dogs past Vince's house again. Wonder if he noticed? Tried to look out of the corn... more » flathead: when did himself get a John Travolta fathead? more » honey's dead: Wow, that picture is making me feel something....something that reminds me of this, "She looked bloated, like a body long submerged in motionless wate... more » Spirit Fingers: Oh, I love when "writers" take absolute bullshit and try to pass it off as real literary work, because they may have, possibly, not ever, actually met... more » meechybee: Thanks Ravi. Now I'll have this scenario playing over and over in my head during my long flight today -- and no Dodgeball on my iPod. more » iplaudius: This will work if they can get Nicolas Cage for the male lead. more » Knight_Of_The_Burning_River: Just think of how many times Vince could blow up, slim down, and blow up again in 1000 years. ..... more » econdave: I sure hope Charlie Kaufman and Spike Jonez make the movie adaptation. Starring Vince Vaughn, of course. more » and_am: So would this be a new form of chick-lit? Stalk-lit, perhaps? Maybe that's how they should market the manuscript. more » jupiterspaw: Jennifer Aniston + non de plume = Edie Cortese. more » TabithaIapetus: "And then Vince Vaughn disappears." She sold me with this one line. more » HaysiFantayzee: Cripes. I don't expect CAA man will respond until he and Vince are back from the courthouse after filing a restraining order on Ms. Nutball. more » -
#bookproposals
'A Thousand Years of Vince Vaughn'
A book proposal by this title has been doing the rounds at publishing houses and agents. It needs to see the light of day. Why? Because it's romantic historical fiction featuring a love affair with Vince Vaughn through the ages. More » -
#books
Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
Jesus Christ, do you have any idea how much money there is to be made in the Amish porn business? Lots. And by "Amish porn" we mean "Devilish books in which a lady feels a certain tingle beneath her bonnet." More » -
#donnydeutsch
America's Future First Couple
Bronzed god Donny Deutsch would like to take Sarah Palin on a date. After the date he would like to bone her, marry her, and rule the nation together from atop a gleaming pile of salmon. -
#intercourse
Two Real Housewives Find Sexy Summer Flings
Ohhh girrrl! The Real Housewives of New York are hookin' up. Because it's summer and young man's fancies have turned to sweaty lust, and so have old ladies'. The Countess was seen dancing, while Kelly was spotted flirting with Leonidas.
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#fieldguide
Victoria Floethe, the New Media Ingénue
A staff writer at Michael Wolff's Newser, Victoria Floethe, is rumored to be having an affair with her boss. Who knew there were any media jobs still worth sleeping your way into? More » -
#romance
Enjoy a Front Row Seat to Wynonna Judd And Craig Ferguson's Electrifying Sexual Chemistry
Wynonna Judd is lonely—she admitted as much on The Late Late Show last night, and there was no hiding the fact that host Craig Ferguson makes her feel like a natural, Alli-endorsing spokeswoman. More » -
#romance
Renee Zellweger and Dan Abrams: Wine Lovers
Ooo, the rumors are true. MSNBC character and PR firm owner Dan Abrams is dating permasquint actress Renee Zellweger. There's photographic evidence!
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#finally
It's a Film About a Guy Who Ejaculates Fire
What is Burning Passion? "A Film About...A Guy Who Ejaculates Fire." It features "spectacular special effects...in addition to some really nice acting." It premieres on Valentine's Day, online. The perfect date. Click to enlarge. More » -
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#romance
Madonna Introduces Her Own Personal Jesus
What kind of post-divorce boytoy do you get for the female superstar who's had them all? In Madonna's case, you go straight to Jesus (reinvented—as is her wont—as 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz). More » -
#romance
Mickey Rourke And Bai Ling: A Celebrity Couple To Root For
Finally, Mickey Rourke has met his romantic match: Bai Ling, an actress/red carpet fixture/visionary who has the ability to look at two lanyards of approximate nipple-width, then use them as a blouse. More » -
#happythings
Couple Who Met Through Gawker Commenting Get Engaged
The winter may be bleak and cold, but at least we have this story to warm our hearts. We've had our first Gawker Commenter engagement! Well, OK, he was a Deadspin commenter. But still! More »
