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more about #rudygiuliani more comments → bluebears: I had not heard that Romney story and it actually really upset me, thinking about that poor dog. What a fucking asshole. more » FitnessMadeSimple: I'm hoping Romney is the nominee in 2012. Jindal after that. The rest of them...never...ever. more » Jes St.Lawrence: Jindal is also an amateur exorcist. "Strangely, I found myself repeating the Hail Mary until it became a chant. Being a recent convert to Catholicism... more » AzureTexan: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Shits more » eatsshootsleaves: What's really going to hurt Mitt Romney is how similar his health care reform in Massachusetts is to Obama's. I still think he's going to be the nomi... more » BadUncle: Who among us can honestly say we haven't tied a friend to the roof of a car before heading out onto the interstate? Granted, they're more compliant i... more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Mike Huckabee's next saccharine tome: Willie Horton Hears a Who (Will Not Be President) more » i'm a bottle: Ach. How fleet-footed do you really have to be to outrun Ron Paul? more » oudemia: Giuliani Camp Denies Senate Report, says Politico. [www.politico.com] more » Peter Feld: It could be a combination of all those things. But I don't think it's surprising that he wouldn't run - he was only tempted by Paterson's weakness. Th... more » Unsolicited Advice: Didn't an entire Payless clatter to the counter when he was in office already? more » Zira: I think you overlooked the most obvious reason of all: Rudy's lovely bride Judi Ann "Judith" Stish Giuliani is not ready to give up her dream of beco... more » BaconCat: Umm, because the election isn't being held on 9/11, the only date he knows? more » badasscat: Who is Chris Cuomo? Edit: Nevermind, now I know he's the anchor on Good Morning America. Yeah, I can see why Giuliani wouldn't want to go up against... more » daveyjonesisdead: Except for the Florida primary, he hasn't run for office since, what, 1997? He just doesn't have the fire in his belly to actually do electioneering. more » -
#2012
The GOP-ers Who Have Written Their Own Attack Ads
The punditocracy say that Mike Huckabee's clemency towards a prisoner who went on to shoot four police officers has given his potential 2012 opponents a gift. But he's not the only GOP hopeful who's written his own attack ads. More » -
#demurrals
Why Won't Rudy Run for Governor? [Updated: Because He's Running For Senate]
According to the New York Times' Danny Hakim, Rudolph Giuliani has decided not to run for governor of New York next year, despite publicly flirting with the idea for months. Is a shoe somewhere about to drop? More » -
#thedailyshow
Rudy Guiliani Argues with Himself on The Daily Show
We've all heard that 9/11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed will be tried in New York. Would you believe that Rudy Giuliani expressed conflicting opinions about trying terrorists on American soil before and after he learned he would never be president? More » -
#gossiproundup
The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
Lindsay and Dina Lohan are pissed. Stephen Marbury: pussy. Nic Cage: broke. Carly Simon wants to know where the Doritos are. Jon Gosselin has "mantrums." Happy Hangover Day. I can't feel my face. Here's your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#exodus
Cleaner, Better NYC Only Fit for Tourists
Lisa van Dusen has been coming to New York City for a great many years and she did not care for its baseball bat-wielding desk clerks, cerulean shag carpeting and gag-inducing transport. More » -
#badman
Rudy Is Something-Baiting
Rudy Giuliani is trying to stoke paranoid fears of something here, in this talk before some ultra-Orthodox Jews, with Mike Bloomberg, but... what? "You know exactly what I'm talking about," Rudy said. More » -
#parochialnews
Mayors Mike and Rudy Are Friends Again
What's on Mike Bloomberg's schedule today? Oh, he's heading to Staten Island to campaign for Borough President James P. Molinaro's reelection, with his good friend Rudy Giuliani! He loves Rudy again! More » -
#gossiproundup
Jessica Simpson and the Tale of the Dead Bitch
Jessica Simpson hopes a coyote returns her dog. Bill hoped that Hillary would be Al's vice-president. And Jude Law's baby-mama hopes to make a buck. Good morning, and welcome to your Wednesday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
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#americasmayor
Giuliani Weighing NY Gov Run, But He Really Shouldn't
Failed presidential candidate and "America's mayor" Rudy Giuliani has been shuffling around New York to shuck up support for a potential Gubernatorial run come 2010, but should really reconsider. Because, honestly, his dreams will likely be squashed. Thus, a warning.... More » -
#gossiproundup
Emma Roberts Gives Good Neck
Emma Roberts left her mark on her boyfriend, Amy Winehouse can't kick her ex-husband, Paris Jackson took Las Vegas and Candace Bushnell doesn't like the c-word. Good morning! Here's your Monday Gossip Roundup... More » -
#quitterroundup
Sarah Palin Consulted with Cheney and Giuliani Before Quitting
The rollicking jalopy of dung that is the Sarah Palin traveling clown-show is still rolling along, so let's recap the latest—There's a new ethics complaint, career consultations with Cheney and Giuliani, and Hitler being pissed about her quitting. More » -
#americasmayor
Why Is Everyone So Mean to Republicans Who Cheat, Rudy Giuliani Innocently Asks
Hah. So Mika Brzezinski complained about the old sex scandal double standard, and then when she had Rudy Giuliani in the studio to talk about Mark Sanford, she forgot to ask him about his own business. More » -
#americasgovernor
Rudy Addresses Albany
Albany is such a joke, the Post photoshopped everyone as scary clowns and the Times handed over its op-ed page to the funniest/scariest clown of all, Rudy Giuliani. More » -
#crime
Rudy Giuliani's Bridgehampton Heckler Speaks Out
Yesterday, former New York City mayor, failed presidential candidate, and perpetual asshole Rudy Giuliani was publicly heckled by a guy in Bridgehampton. Naturally, Rudy had the guy arrested. And now the heckler speaks to us!
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#twitterati
The Twitterati Feel Awkward, Innocuous, and Sad
Did you know Arianna Huffington's godson is so afraid of Gawker, he can't say its name aloud on Twitter? Or that Ruth Reichl can be bought? The things one learns from the media's Twitter addicts: More » -
#rudygiuliani
America's Mayor Suddenly Against the Gay Marriage
Rudy Giuliani, what the hell is this about? You are the GOP's gay roommate-having Opera-loving cross-dressing Manhattan dandy, and now you are against the gay marriage? More » -
#hustlers
Rudy Giuliani's Bullshit Advice Now Half Off
Is it possible that in the midst of a recession, companies are thinking twice about paying outrageous fees for advice from some underling hired by America's most comical Presidential campaign failure, Rudy Giuliani? It's possible. More » -
#rumormonger
Have Rudy and Judi Split? (Update: He Says No)
Once ubiquitous on the campaign trail and the New York social circuit, Rudy and Judith Giuliani have been noticeably absent as of late, sending reporters across town chasing a rumor that the two have separated.
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