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more about #rushlimbaugh more comments → PaintedTrollop: Wouldn't it be cheaper for him to just grow a BEARD? more » RollsRoyceRevenge: I, for one, wish nothing but the best for Rush's fourth marriage. And his fifth, sixth, seventh and--who knows?--eighth marriages. more » mimigoliath: Gross. more » Lysergic Asset: Wait, Limbaugh reads this site? My God, think of how much more thoroughly believable* bullshit we could get him to believe. Come on, people! *(to gul... more » BettyCrocker: The only thing worse than imagining sexin' with Rush is imagining his bedfarts, of which there are surely aplenty. He and Andrea Peyser would make a ... more » onebadclam: And he has the gall to call gay marriage an abomination. more » unclevanya: She won the ring by bidding the lowest pre-nup settlement figure in the silent auction. To paraphrase the great Judy Tenuta: "Didja ever get married ... more » Mike Jahn: The FDA should slap a Black Box Warning on that marriage certificate. more » Xylo: From the marriage.about.com link above: Rush Limbaugh quotes about love and marriage: Rush about having little time for love: "I'm too much in love w... more » bluebears: UGH. Imagine that sack of rotten meat heaving away on top of you. more » Mike Jahn: I hope for sake she finished that pharmacy degree. more » manchops: can you even imagine the amount of prescription medication that woman has to take every night before he flops on top of her? more » TheSometimesWhy: Officiant: "Do you, Kate, take this human shit-stain, this fear-mongering, race-baiting, bloated-on-all-the-wretched-excess-one-man-can-possibly-consu... more » Ogiri W Surie: Wait a sec, is his divorce from Vicodin finalized yet? more » heywhat: Fourth times a charm, huh, Rush? Who wants to start a pool? I bet $5 this "marriage" lasts 2 years at most. more » -
#rumormonger
Rush Sets Wedding Date!
Congrats to Rush Limbaugh! We hear he's finally set a date get married for a fourth time—appropriately enough, it is the Fourth of July!
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#sad
Kentucky Census Worker Was Not Murdered
When a census worker was found hanged with 'fed' scrawled on his chest, many across the country denounced anti-government nuts like Glenn Beck for inciting a lynching. It now seems that wasn't the case. Prepare for some unbearable crowing. More » -
#rape
Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
Maybe it is too early on a Friday for this, but, you know, there is not really a "good time" to post a 2-minute montage of conservative media figures—mostly Rush—repeatedly saying "rape." Over and over again. -
#fans
Rush Limbaugh Supports Our Gay Leftist Recessionomics Theory
Every day at this leftist gay gossip site, Gawker, I write a "Recessionomics" column, which is like John Maynard Keynes after a massive head injury, but before he learned anything about economics. Finally, Rush Limbaugh has endorsed its econometrical findings.
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#rushlimbaugh
Limbaugh Turns a Good Point into a Message of Seething Hatred In a Matter of Seconds
Rush Limbaugh is the Socrates of hate. Scholars of the future will look at him not as a political phenomenon, but as a master of rhetoric who can instantly turn a reasonable critique of HN1N1 hysteria into a horrible thing. More » -
#hoaxes
Rush Limbaugh Falls For Non-Hoax
Whoops! Rush Limbaugh accidentally read, on-air, statements attributed to Barack Obama that Barack Obama never wrote. He must be super-embarrassed! Especially after he made a big deal out of people doing that with him last week. More » -
#rushjudgement
Me Thinks Rush Limbaugh Protests Too Much
Rush Limbaugh seemed to be enjoying himself in light of his triumphant article in the Wall Street Journal on Friday, reveling in his detractors admitting to using unattributed quotes to paint him as a racist. Was he rightfully vindicated? Not so fast. More » -
#corrections
CNN Apologizes to Rush Limbaugh
So Rush Limbaugh was forbidden from owning the St. Louis Rams because the Obama White House controls the NFL players' union and, obviously, they control the NFL. But he totally didn't say those terrible things about black people! More » -
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#sports
Rush Limbaugh Does Not Meet the NFL's Exacting Standards for Being a Good Person
Rush Limbaugh has been dropped from a bid to purchase the St. Louis Rams after the NFL commissioner said Limbaugh's "not what the NFL is all about." Wait—the NFL's not about white people buying and selling black people? More » -
#scandal
"Thought Police" Responsible for Limbaugh's NFL Mess, Says O'Reilly.
Rush Limbaugh's built his career on inflammatory comments. They're his bread and butter. But, sadly for him, they also foiled his plans to buy part of the St. Louis Rams. Don't worry, though, because it's Bill O'Reilly to the rescue! More » -
#gossiproundup
Pam Anderson Makes Child Labor Fashionable
Child labor activists are aiming for Pam Anderson. Rush Limbaugh, shockingly, loves racist clubs. Jon Gosselin no doubt hates giving up $180,000. And Ashton Kutcher was mean to January Jones. Good morning! It's your Wednesday morning gossip roundup... More » -
#comedy
In Which Rush Limbaugh Hilariously Runs Over Al Gore In a Car
"You either love or hate my next guest but you can't ignore him!" So said Jay Leno in introducing Rush Limbaugh. The same could be said of Jay! Then Rush ran over Al Gore in a car. More » -
#videuhoh
Angry People Make Nancy Pelosi Cry Impotent Tears, But She Still Can't Beat Seacrest
America's having rage issues these days. Celebrities, politicians and athletes are acting like jackasses. Promising young women are getting murdered. All in one one week. And it makes Nancy Pelosi cry. But that only stokes the anger. Ryan Seacrest, help! More » -
#badeducation
Right's Asinine 'Indoctrination' War Hurts School Kids
President Obama announced that he will give a speech welcoming America's young students into the new school year. Conservatives, happy to fight about anything this man does, came out swinging against the President's "socialist" intentions. And they're winning!
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#badvertising
Perhaps This Explains Rush Limbaugh's Reluctance to Leave NYC
Last week we noted how Rush Limbaugh hasn't lifted a chubby finger to follow through on a promise to move out of Manhattan, disgusted as he was with the high taxes and all. Maybe this ad campaign caught his eye.
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#liars
Rush Limbaugh Lied About Leaving New York, Sadly
Hey remember a few months ago when Rush Limbaugh said he was moving out of the People's Republic of Manhattan because he was fed up with all the taxes and whatnot? Well, he's yet to leave our fair city! More » -
#technology
White House Teleprompter Shatters, Obama Miraculously Carries On
Oh noes! Barack Obama was giving a speech on urban policy late this afternoon when his precious teleprompter fell and shattered all over the floor. How could he possibly get through it? More » -
#quitterroundup
Sarah Palin Consulted with Cheney and Giuliani Before Quitting
The rollicking jalopy of dung that is the Sarah Palin traveling clown-show is still rolling along, so let's recap the latest—There's a new ethics complaint, career consultations with Cheney and Giuliani, and Hitler being pissed about her quitting. More » -
#mistresses
Mark Sanford's Argentine Mystery Woman Speaks
Maria Belen Chapur released a statement tonight to clear up some misconceptions about her, but didn't deny that she's been boning Mark Sanford, which is, according to Rush Limbaugh, all Barack Obama's fault (No, seriously, he really said that!). More »
