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more about #sad more comments → cassandra: Why do all the Housewives have that same face? That long face and stringy blonde hair? more » CODiva: So Larry King's producers (do they moonlight at the Bravo Network?) are giving these creepy crawlers a showcase Monday night, to talk about their Exce... more » nicepony: calla lilies. people like them always like calla lilies. more » SpyMagician: I think what is really sad is that we live in this post 9-11 world where tons of personal freedoms have been washed away and privacy is a quaint conce... more » NotReadyForPrimeTime: The first thing I thought of when I saw this was another couple who crashed DC parties--Kenneth and Sante Kimes, back in the 1970s. Mrs. Kimes and he... more » Claire Buoyant: On top of Michaele's Facebook page: "I was honored to be invited to attend the First State Dinner hosted by President Obama..." Invited? I guess that... more » Helio: ugh, i just saw this story on CNN. And another famewhore gets her wings. more » shag_carpet_bomb: That is a lot of bridesmaids! Also, I really hate women who wear their hair down, and keep blowing it/pushing it out of their face. more » secretagentman: Today Show, this morning, interviewing her very good friend Omarosacrazy from Apprentice 1. The woman is friends with Omarosa! Case closed. more » raincoaster: At the Guardian I noticed that the AP is now claiming credit for the pictures it stole off Facebook. [www.guardian.co.uk] Given their approach to pe... more » Buttafooco: She looks like she shares some genetic material with Ann Coulter. He's got a Muslim name so it's only a matter of time before some of the Fox News "pe... more » drunkexpatwriter: Wow. I bet they have problems getting on a plane for the rest of their lives. Also, anyone else see an IRS audit in their near future? more » tewkesbury: oh, doves. Like pigeons, but for weddings. more » Trai_Dep: Thankfully, the surface-to-air missiles stationed on the roof of the White House took out Balloon Boy's self-derivative attempt to crash the WH dinner... more » adiam7: This shit went down at St. Matthew's? Was their wedding the setting for the final of America's Next Top Priest competition? There were less clergymen... more » -
#fameballs
White House Party Crashers Are Awesome, Sad
Did you hear about this DC couple that crashed Obama's first state dinner last night? Michaele and Tareq Salahi—aspiring reality show stars, bedeviled vintners, polo enthusiasts and lawsuit magnets: You inspire and sadden us in almost equal measure. More » -
#curses
NY1 Anchors 2/3 of the Way to Terrible Trend
NY1 news anchors: Cursed? Portly (former) political anchor Dominic Carter ruined his own career by beating his wife and trying to squirm out of it by name-dropping. Now, another anchor's dad is critically injured in a crack pipe fire. More » -
#sad
Kentucky Census Worker Was Not Murdered
When a census worker was found hanged with 'fed' scrawled on his chest, many across the country denounced anti-government nuts like Glenn Beck for inciting a lynching. It now seems that wasn't the case. Prepare for some unbearable crowing. More » -
#sad
South Korean Celebrity Deaths Continue
Model Daul Kim, 20, who had worked for Chanel among others, was found hanged yesterday. She may have died by suicide. If so, she is the ninth Korean celebrity to take her own life in just over a year. More » -
#sad
Funny Headline Features Culturally Relevant Acronym
Ha: the Christian Science Monitor has a funny headline: "Irish Priest Kidnapped in Philippines released by MILF" (Moro Islamic Liberation Front). ROFLMAO, until you learn that the MILF is a violent paramilitary group which sometimes beheads people. WTF. -
#puppies
Somebody please save this poor puppy. You selfish monsters.
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#death
Williamsburg Drummer Dies in Freak Accident
Gerhardt Fuchs, a 34 year-old drummer in bands including !!! and Maserati, fell to his death in a Williamsburg elevator shaft last weekend in a horrifying hoodie-related accident.
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#photography
The Last Days of Gourmet
Kevin Demaria's posted a whole mess of sad, beautiful photographs of the final days in the office of Gourmet magazine. Junk food abounded. Go see them all. [Last Days of Gourmet] -
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#kittykitty
PETA Protects Cat to Death
Pity poor Lydia Netzer, who lived next door to the PETA intern house outside DC. Pity Lydia Netzer's cat even more. The PETA interns finally good-intentioned it to death. More » -
#scandals
Dominic Carter Now Unwelcome Everywhere
One week ago, Dominic Carter was a well-respected stout political news anchor on NY1. Now he's just an unemployed dude who can't even get on a plane. Flight attendants now have far more power in New York than Dominic Carter. More » -
#crime
US Begins Rapper Deportation Project
Shyne: Born in Belize, moved to Brooklyn, became a rapper, voice sounded just like Biggie Smalls, took a shooting charge for Puff Daddy, went to jail, got out, now deported back to Belize. Hope you made some money, man. -
#finalexit
Now is the Time to Book Your Swiss Suicide Vacation
This might be your final chance to take advantage of the services of Dignitas, the notorious Swiss "suicide clinic" that helps clients gracefully exit the crapfest we call "life". Swiss lawmakers are considering a ban on all suicide tourism. More » -
#fashion
The Downfall of Marc Ecko
In one way, Marc Ecko's a role model: He started with style and a dream and made it to the top of pop fashion. In a more accurate way, Marc Ecko is a walking "What Not to Do" guide.
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#h1n1
Swine Flu Hysteria Reaches New Low: Relatives Too Scared to Attend An H1N1 Funeral
The CDC's complex swine flu education efforts have been so consumed with twittering away vaccine fears that it forgot to inform a few Michiganders of the very basic fact that you can't catch H1N1 from a dead body. More » -
#gameshows
DeLay Continues World's Saddest Media Rehabilitation Campaign
Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay will appear on any low-rent TV show that will take him. On Dancing With The Stars he was at least given the dignity of competing as one of the "stars," but not on Millionaire. More » -
#politico
Politico Begins Posting Fox News Slashfic
Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached Peak Politico. The site is floating Mike Allen's wet-dream fantasy that Fox News founder Roger Ailes is considering a White House run. More » -
#crime
Weezy Kid in Skeezy Bid
Lil Wayne will be spending a year in jail in New York for gun possession. This marks the law's biggest blow against rap since they got Foxy Brown, Remy Ma, Lil Kim, Chi Ali, Prodigy, Saigon, Shyne, TI, and Mystikal. -
#greatmagazinedieoff
In Memoriam, Vol. 3
Here, the victims of the Great Magazine Die-Off of 2008-2009. We did this once in March, and then again in April. Good lord. It keeps getting bigger. [Pic by Anna Edwards. Click to enlarge.] -
#andnowhesdead
Mr. Magic, Hip Hop's First Radio DJ
Legendary hip hop DJ Mr. Magic reportedly died of a heart attack this morning. He was the man who brought rap music to the radio, and some of the most famous moments in hip hop wouldn't have happened without him. More » -
#suicide
Newspaper Heiress Had Problems
Anne Morell Petrillo, 38 year-old heiress to the Scripps newspaper fortune, jumped to her death off the Tappan Zee bridge last week. Trauma from a bad marriage and her mom's brutal murder? Perhaps. But the NYT has an additional theory: More »
