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more about #safety more comments → BookishLookish: As my grandmother would say, "Uch, the goyim." more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: "...led Lender's to sell its frozen bagels pre-sliced, even before they hit the Midwest in the 1970s." Nice! Of course the South doesn't have this pr... more » Smitros: How about hot grits-related injuries, or getting thumped with a ham hock? more » blix: It's lunchtime. Let's be safe out there. more » Spirit Fingers: Was going to wax poetic about the type of grandiose idiot who can't slice a bagel until I remembered cutting three out of five fingers opening a packa... more » Understater: I've never in my life cut my finger while slicing a bagel. I feel so alienated. more » Trai_Dep: They're really missing an opportunity by not emphasizing their strollers' unique dual usefulness at Bris ceremonies. #kidsthesedays more » GlasgowRose: Rihanna redux: "You can stand under my McLaren umbrella - ella - ella - eh - eh - waaah!" #kidsthesedays more » GlasgowRose: Love or hate HBO's Bored to Death, it offers a pretty solid takedown of Park Slope, with strollers underfoot in most BK scenes. #kidsthesedays more » Mediahohoho: Also, I understand the use of "allegedly" when referring to a crime, but this is a straight-forward fact. Either the strollers clipped the kids digits... more » gawkimo: There was a time not that long ago when only strollers you saw in Cobble Hill were ones left abandoned on street corners, filled with empty beer bottl... more » Mediahohoho: Wow. For a minute there I thought you were linking to me with the phrase "sexually marginalized Mr. Moms in the streets of Cobble Hill." But yeah, fin... more » BullfightsOnAcid: Now that episode of the 'The Wonderpets Save the Missing Finger' makes perfect sense. #kidsthesedays more » SidAndFinancy: I have a Maclaren and I give it 1-1/2 thumbs up! #kidsthesedays more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: Back in my day (1978-1981), we sat in a stroller made of left over canvas scraps from the Converse factory and we put our feet on a chintzy little pl... more » -
#danger
"Bagel-related injuries are exceeded only by chicken, potato, apple and onion injuries." Knowledge is power.
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#panic
Fancy Stroller Recall Brings Park Slope to Grinding Halt
Why does the average Park Slope parent enjoy pushing around their vulnerable young children, Daffodil and Ainsley, in a stroller that could, at any moment, chop off their tiny defenseless fingers?
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#mediacrack
ALM Should Be Ashamed of Its Bathrooms
In your dangerous Tuesday media column: A media employee cries for help from the office bathroom, more details on yesterday's Glamour layoffs, a dangerous liberal media pumpkin, and a newspaper gets cheaper, on purpose. More » -
#trendwatch
American Criminals Grow Ever Less Gangster
In Sweden—Sweden!—criminals pull off daring cash depot heists with the aid of helicopters. What are America's baddest gangsters up to? Donut shop scams and fake raffles. Are our criminals going soft, and dumb? Yes. More » -
#comebacks
'Choose Your Own Adventure' Returns to Stop Teen Knife Crime
UK kids are always stabbing each other. But now the problem has been solved. With the resurrection of 'Choose Your Own Adventure' stories! On YouTube! About knife safety! Your mission: Sexxx up the underage girl without getting stabbed. Fun below! More » -
#foryourownsafety
Oh Goody a More Powerful Taser
Fantastic news, minorities: A new Taser that boasts three times as many shots! Elsewhere in law enforcement matters: "Taser-hit man bursts into flames." Creepy masochistic employee indoctrination vid below! More » -
#safety
Coming Soon: Airplane Air Bags
Air France flight 447 plunged 35,000 feet into the Atlantic earlier this month, obliterating everyone aboard. Last night, a Yemenia Airways flight ditched in the Indian Ocean, killing 152. If only those planes had been equipped with air bags! More » -
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#media
The Internet Screws(?) Foreign Reporting
Current TV freelancers Laura Ling and Euna Lee are locked in a North Korean prison. Do you know whose fault this is? That's right, the internet's! It's true. More »
