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more about #salmanrushdie more comments → once: You shouldn't have left out these gems: "I want to be Angelina Jolie’s assistant in Cambodia," she exclaims. "She’s doing all this amazing UN goo... more » once: She desperately needs Rushdie's help w/ that thesis: genocide is kinda like or like or is a religion in Cambodia? Religion is a kind of belief and rit... more » raincoaster: His usual technique is just to ask the dean where the undergrads are. #salmanrushdie more » DoctorEcks: Uncle Milty is sexier! #lindsaylohan more » Alaska Miller: This is the kind of shit that I do to pull honeys on MySpace. #salmanrushdie more » IpsoFacto: "And the rare moment when I'm walking past a homeless dude selling some acrylic gloves and pleather cellphone holders and I hear "Promiscuous," I thi... more » miss_msry: OK, I'll bite. When did the Crips start recruiting Cambodians?? That just seems un-American. #minlieskovsky more » ShawnP: The Moronic Verses. #minlieskovsky more » ms_priestypants: I'm torn between hating the fact that Salman Rushdie has a facebook page, and wondering if he'll be my friend. #salmanrushdie more » skahammer: If after this reading you still fail to appreciate the comparative charm and wit of the Hipster Grifter, then there is nothing that I or anyone else c... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Ok, mystery solved. If pertweet she's a friend of Reihan Salam, operative of the "The New America Foundation," this all makes sense. [www.newamerica... more » the_lerpa: Grand Ayatollah Seyyed Ali Khamenei is feeling magnanimous today. Salman Rushdie likes this. #salmanrushdie more » somethingsfishy: She's an idiot. The Khmer Rouge's destruction of Cambodian society was not genocide as genocide is the decimation of a race/ethnicity/religion etc. si... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: llongots: stateless phillipino headhunters; a society in which a man may have prestige due to the size of his balls, but no towering piles of pancit l... more » katastic: Does he taste like chocolate, or something? I really do not get the appeal. #salmanrushdie more » -
#minlieskovsky
The Facebook Flirting Salman Rushdie Used to Win Min Lieskovsky's Heart
How quickly the internet coughs up wonderful things in this age of online romance. Here we have some fun Facebook messages between Salman Rushdie and his brand new love cookie, Harvard-educated model-lover Min Lieskovsky. Plus! Min's secret blog, "Mongol Whored." More » -
#fieldguide
Min Lieskovsky, Salman Rushdie's New Squeeze
Inexplicably (but admirably) magnetic elderly author Salman Rushdie is now out on the town with another attractive younger lady: Min Lieskovsky. Who is she? We will tell you what we know, okay?
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#indignities
Salman, Salman, Salman... you should have kept your mouth shut. Was this worth it?
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#gossiproundup
Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace, Separated at Birth
Everyone is freaking out because Lohan and Versace look exactly the same. Also, Nicole Ritchie's baby appears, Kate is plus eight nightmares, and Hulk Hogan's suicide. Welcome to Wednesday's gossip gems! More » -
#highschool
Distinguished Novelist Engages in Dignified Page Six Pissing Match With Ex
Weep for literary culture. After Salman Rushdie's ex-girlfriend accused him of still pining for his ex-wife Padma Lakshmi in Page Six yesterday, Rushdie has responded in kind today. We are all trapped in the eighth grade, which never ends. More » -
#brokenhearts
Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
According to Page Six, Salman Rushdie's ex-girlfriend says he's "cowardly, dysfunctional, and immature" and won't stop talking about Padma Lakshmi, the one that got away. More » -
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Bronson Pinchot Thinks Tom Cruise Is Weird
Onetime TV star Bronson Pinchot has some not-so-nice things to say about Tom Cruise. Fate will bring Octomom and Jon Gosselin together. Salman Rushdie is still pining for Padma. Presenting your Tuesday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
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The Exceeding Exhaustion Of Susan Boyle
Susan Boyle's "exhausted" again, Dustin Lance Black's sorry, Cindy Adams knows where you should hide your cash, Prince Harry's dating a floozy, and Salman Rushdie's a third boob. Oh, and: Ron Burkle and whores. Here's your Sunday morning gossip roundup: More » -
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No One Going to Met Costume Gala, It's Too Crowded
No one is attending this party tonight except everyone. Plus: John Mayer is single and Maggie Gyllenhaal isn't. And lots of people from the '90s are still totally relevant! More » -
#confessions
Coincidentally, the exact same thing happened when I bought and didn't finish The Satanic Verses.
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#dating
Five Creepy Old Men Who Should Settle Down (And One Who's Cool)
A tipster tells us billionaire Clinton pal Ron Burkle (and his model wrangler!) was "lurking around" Justin Timberlake's William Rast show at Fashion Week last night. Time for a listicle of creepy old ladies' men!
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#books
Ian McEwan Hid Salman Rushdie After Death Order
So it turns out Ian McEwan totally had his friend Salman Rushdie's back twenty years ago, after Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa against Rushdie for Satanic Verses. No wonder McEwan is so anti-Islamist. More »
