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more about #salvation more comments → morninggloria: C'mon, World War III! We need you now more than ever! #thepoors more » drunkexpatwriter: People who have to actually go through the process of unemployment deserve all the money they can get. I remember roughly 10 years ago I suddenly bec... more » Smitros: "No Frills rice"? Maybe it's a brand I don't know, or maybe we're entering a world where beans are considered a frill. #thepoors more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): I think that if you are a tea-bagger, Ayn Rand follower, Glenn Beck fan, or have been saying that the Obama administration is socialist, you shouldn't... more » Cheap Shot: "until all those uh, print media jobs come back." Seriously Hamilton, that's like sticking it to a dead duck. We get it guys, print is dead. #thepoors more » Mar Charbel: why is everyone wearing goddamn scarfs? more » Colander: I love how diverse the celebrators are in the click-thru photo. more » smithhimself: Okay, this is a VERY insider comment -- which I usually try to avoid. The real person that got damaged by Dan Brown's hesitation is Steve Rubin, the ... more » morninggloria: His books are obviously ghostwritten by his brother, Encyclopedia Brown. more » KurticusMaximus: Dan Brown is a pretty convincing argument against universal literacy. more » snugbug: OK, Dan Brown, you win. But answer me this much: Is it the Templars, the Catholic Church, or the Masons who secretly run everything on this planet? ... more » Claire Buoyant: and [Brown] was taking forever with his new book For what? To craft his prose? To research facts? I'm having a hard time coming up with a reason here. more » misslinda: Ha ha, that's the ugliest cake I've ever seen, and I watch A LOT of Food Network challenges! more » Owen Thomas: For god's sake, Hamilton. How do you miss headlines like "Deputy Metro Muffin Poaches Another Egghead" or "Working Class Hottie Sends Thrillist Down C... more » -
#unemployment
Mass Starvation Delayed Five More Months
Rejoice, all ye long-term unemployed former holders of now-nonexistent jobs: Your Congresspersons are granting you 20 more weeks of unemployment benefits. You'll need them! More » -
#publishing
Conspiracy Nuts Save Random House
Nine short months ago, employees at Random House were silently urinating in their knickers after a new CEO seemed poised to drastically cut budgets. Now, they're poppin bottles. What changed? Dan Brown! More » -
#mediacrack
Saviors Save the Media!
In your salvation-drenched Thursday media column: Media career ascension! An available media job! People buying newspapers! People saving newspapers! People saving Paste magazine! Huzzah! More » -
#salvation
Kitschy Portfolio Cufflinks Will Save the Media
Some brash "can-do" entrepreneur is selling a historic pair of ugly Portfolio cufflinks bearing the nonsensical slogan "Linking Business and Pleasure," which describes "Gossip" much better than "Portfolio" or "cufflinks." Please use this priceless item for the good of mediakind! More »
