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more about #sarahjessicaparker more comments → Tambar: One of the lead characters in Bijou's movie is named Mackenzie as well. more » manchops: re: heather locklear. OH BOO HOO HOO. Those no-names on that show should be groveling at Locklear's feet for merely showing up and keeping them employ... more » secretagentman: I have heard from a couple on-set sources that Kellan Lutz is a major douche. Shocking, I know! As for Heather Locklear, if I looked that good at 72, ... more » Astroblack: Think of the marketing potential Carrie. You could start your own line of Christian pornography. Except of course you can't promote it as porn. Ins... more » AzureTexan: Just this past weekend, my fortune cookie had this to say: "When Shauna Sand offers career advice, take it." more » pollyannacowgirl: 1. Apparently Shauna Sand has a degree in international finance and is fluent in French. Or some such. And she doesn't pretend to be a virgin, eith... more » atlasfugged: I'm not sure if this question has ever been definitively answered, despite the release of what seems to be hundreds of celebrity sex tapes during the ... more » rudi_freude: Oh, how the planets have indeed aligned: the Empress of Lucite advises the Princess of Bullshit. more » DevilsAvocadoRedux: ARGGGHHH.... My eyes! Lucite and silicone od. Get me a MediVac... STAT! more » stevenwyork: I would more than anything love to see Vivid (and that greedy fuck Steven Hirsch) release this video, Carrie Prejean sue over it (which would lead to ... more » pretendhero: Carrie Prejean should just take the deal and make money off of something inevitable. If they don't put it out there, someone else will. She knows it w... more » Parah_Salin: Message From Paris, to America: "You suck, you dumb, declasse morons. Also, stop ruining nightlife. Also, Jerry Lewis for President." You had me at "y... more » ShanghaiLil: OK, I've got to get on meds or something. When your fun list of "Secret Shames" includes Michael Lohan, you've definitely crossed a line... #michaell... more » pmarble: I saw Katherine Jenkins on Graham Norton last night. You can give something of a shit. more » Anrkist: Poor Braylon... it seems Fantasy isn't the only realm he's become irrelevant in. #michaellohan more » -
#gossiproundup
Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
Carrie Prejean is horrifed by Shauna Sand's attempt to inspire her; Bijou Phillips' incest movie was a lot less creepy before Mackenzie wrote that book; 50 Cent has some tattoos removed. Et voila, Wednesday's gossip! More » -
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Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
Michael Lohan wants to outdo the Nixon Tapes by slinging audio of calls with Dina and Lilo. Carrie Prejean's mom saw her sex tape. Chris Brown, Jon Gosselin, Anna Wintour, TMZ, Homie D. Clown. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup. More » -
#cabinetpositions
Anna Wintour Is Now a Presidential Appointee
No, she is not leaving Vogue, no she is not moving to D.C., no she has not been installed as the monarch of some European country. She's just on the President's Committee on the Arts and Humanities. More » -
#gossiproundup
Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
Being a movie star — or motherhood — makes Sarah Jessica Parker look sleepy. TLC learns its Gosselin lesson. Quentin Tarantino loves sequels. And Katy Perry teaches us the power of tit-pics. TGIF, you attractive devils! It's your gossip roundup! More » -
#plots
Faux Charity Fashion's Night Out Only Raised Imaginary Money
Girl, we're still in recovery from Fashion's Night Out. Too bad the charitable arm of Anna Wintour's Make-People-Like-Me Tour 2009 didn't translate into cash for retailers. But nobody cares because the party was that fierce. More » -
#couturecrash
After Fashion's Night Out, An Open Letter to Mary-Kate Olsen
I went to Fashion's Night Out at Bergdorf's last night to see you bartend, but you were gone. Always wanted to thank you for that magical moment we shared at the Beatrice Inn. So I thought I'd do it here! More » -
#gossiproundup
Sarah Jessica Parker Keeps Fans at Bay
Mad fans want a piece of Sarah Jessica Parker. Mad ladies want Jon Gosselin. And Ashley Dupre's mad at the haters. Rise and shine! Here's your Thursday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#whatshappening
The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
Now that the first paparazzi pics from the set of the sequel are flooding the internet, everyone is trying to guess what they mean. The Daily News thought they had the scoop, but they were wrong. Kinda. More » -
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#opencaption
Still, No One Will Pick Up Carrie Bradshaw
[Sarah Jessica Parker waves down an imaginary cab today on the Upper East Side today during the first day of filming for the new Sex and the City movie. Image via X17] -
#gossiproundup
Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
Heidi Montag wants to be impregnated. Bethenny Frankel wants new friends. And Martha's Vineyard wants to see Chelsea Clinton wear white. Good morning! It's Monday's Gossip Roundup! More » -
#welcomebackkotter
The TV Reunion Career Success Index
There is a simple formula to determine how successful the stars of hit television shows go on to become: how long it takes before the reunion special. Seinfeld held out for 11 years, how long did everyone else last?
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#stalker
Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant: 113 Macdougal St
[Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] August 19th @ night Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant canoodling at Minetta Tavern. Lots of wine and french fries. She was laughing and as my father said "Acting quite girly." More » -
#brooklynbabbleson
As Exciting As Stroller Set Gossip Gets
Amy Sohn's new book sure does have some some hot dish: Sean Penn's bad in bed, Robert Downey Jr. cheats, and Kate Hudson is an evil bitch... in her mind. The celebs don't care, but the New York Post does! More » -
#readingrainbow
Behold, the Book Behind Sarah Jessica Parker's Sex & the Stroller Set Show
Amy Sohn sent us a copy of her new book Prospect Park West which Sarah Jessica Parker is making it into an HBO series even though she wouldn't be caught dead living there. So, what's it like? More » -
#onanists
We Can't Wait to Watch Andy Cohen's Masturbatory Talk-Show, and Cut Ourselves Afterwards
Bravo's reigning executive narcissist Andy Cohen started his own weekly talk show. The second episode airs tomorrow, and if it's anything like the first, it will make us vomit and then scoop up the vomit and give it a hug. More » -
#cubicleculture
Exposed: Mystery Googler With Movie-Star Apartment
Who is the rich Google employee who bought a Park Slope mansion from movie stars Jennifer Connelly and husband Paul Bettany? The New York Times wouldn't say. But it wasn't hard to figure out. More » -
#mysteriessolved
The New York Times Solves Sarah Jessica Parker's Park Slope Mystery, And The Answer Is "Google"
Speculation regarding Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick moving into ginormous Park Slope digs was wrong! Via some crack NYT investigative reporting, Brooklyn teasing, and reportage bragging, the occupants who ended up in it are just as interesting: Google Bazillionaires. More » -
#relocating
Sarah Jessica and Matthew Fleeing to Brooklyn?
We knew there was a reason we're leaving the neighborhood. Sarah Jessica Parker and her mighty steed Matthew Broderick might be movin' on over to Park Slope. The New York Post thinks they've found the family's apartment.
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#opencaption
Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever
[Sarah Jessica Parker, James Wilke, and Matthew Broderick welcome their two new kids, born from surrogacy, into the world. They sent this photo around to mitigate the crazed paparazzi bullshit that could have ensued. Image via... the world!] -
#gossiproundup
Never Throw Your Drink at Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova viciously brawls with another woman in a Vegas club, Leighton Meester sings and acts in a video for Cobra Starship, Michael Jackson looked frail on stage at his concert rehearsals and Chris Brown gets shut down by Jay-Z. More »
