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more about #scandals more comments → A Message To Rudy: Am I the only one who thinks this whole thing has peaked in so far as interest to the non-gossip magazine reading public? Or does it still have "legs"... more » heywhat: Jesper should get off his high horse. He better hope there's nothing in his own closet while he's bashing Tiger. PGA golfers are just as notorious as ... more » fuzzymuffins: hell of a golfer, the poor guy just didn't know when to put his putter away more » LatestBy: I still need to know how Jesper's wife was cool with the hot blonde twin Swedes for nannies. more » Mike Jahn: I have no respect for a guy who becomes a global joke for having sex with someone nowhere nearly as cute as his wife. Hugh Grant, are you listening? more » Magister: Close to a billion dollars and a bevy of beautiful babes -- I don't think any day is a bad day to be Tiger, though some may be better than others. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Those swedish girls and golf stars with their perfect little noses. more » phlox✔: Was that a H8 iron you just used there Hamilton? I love golf because it's the great equalizer. It's just you and your meagre (or prodigious) talent a... more » dippitydoo: thank god. finally! for so long i thought i was the only one. thank you, hamilton. more » heywhat: I believe it was the great philosopher Charles Barkeley who said that winning is the deodorant that covers any kind of stink. Once he wins a couple o... more » Helio: Speaking of robotic sportsmen, if I ever found out Roger Federer was running around on Mirka I would feel righteous anger. Not only would such a revel... more » A Message To Rudy: How could a guy that focused on details on the golf course be that sloppy when it comes to the hoochies? more » intime: It sounds like his boner needs a break, anyway. It must be all raw and red at this point! more » resipsaloquacious: You think this is bad? Wait until it comes out that he was banging Capt. Sully's wife. PR DISASTER! more » Steve U: A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods Don't go into the woods with Billy Bob Thornton? more » -
#woodsroundup
Another Bad Day To Be Tiger Woods
Today we find out why alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel canceled her press conference yesterday, who else was at the crash scene and what Jesper Parnevik, the Swedish golfer who introduced Tiger Woods and his wife, thinks of his matchmaking now. More » -
#advice
A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
It might appear that Tiger Woods has lots of problems these days, but in fact he only has one problem: He is a boring, boring man who finds himself in a non-boring situation. We know how to solve this.
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#rumormonger
Rumor: Us Weekly Pays Big For Tiger Woods Girl #2
Us Weekly has the hot sexxxy exclusive from Jaimee Grubs, the 24 year-old cocktail waitress who says she also had an affair with Tiger Woods. A tipster who just might know tells us they paid a lot for it. More » -
#advice
Rachel Uchitel, This Is Your Future
Rachel Uchitel is a mess. Her reputation, that is! Her hair's fine. But the Tiger Woods Affair allegations are everywhere. As are other salacious rumors. And pictures. You're not handling it well, Rachel. We're here to help you take control.
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#fitness
Biggest Loser: Basically Killing Fat People for Your Amusement
Most obese Americans, meaning most Americans, have given up hope of ever losing that weight unless they can land a spot as a contestant on NBC's Biggest Loser. Unfortunately, Biggest Loser is made of 100% evil. More » -
#law
Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
In August, artistic nudie model Kathleen Neill was arrested for stripping nude in the Metropolitan Museum, posing for artistic nudie photog Zach Hyman. But now the DA's dropped the case against her—because, guess what, nudity's legal! Lalalalala! Everybody naked! More » -
#tabloids
Hot Foot Hottie Had Dirty Doorman Fetish
Sexxxy wealthy foot model Christina Ambers marrying a doorman at her fancy building: A heartwarming story of love overcoming class barriers. Finding out Ambers previously dated another doorman: What a low-class slut. Tabloid law: Unbreakable. [NYDN] -
#crime
Dominic Carter Guilty, Still Screwed
Cursed NY1 political anchor Dominic Carter was found guilty of assaulting his wife on Friday, after a judge called his wife's last-minute "an unidentified man did it" reversal "preposterous." Carter spent the weekend being screwed by fate, and the media. More » -
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#classwar
Hot Foot Hottie and Poor Hubby Need More Money Cause Board's Crummy
A hot sexxxy foot model's hot feet got too hot for her fancy Upper East Side neighbors, once she married a hot doorman in her building, alleges the hottest new tabloid class war story to hit hot type! More » -
#scandals
Naked Old Rich People Sue Each Other
This Palm Beach wealthy socialite scandal/ lawsuit is a totally impenetrable thicket of rich-person backbiting, except for the key fact that it involves naked photos of a 57 year-old woman, and the widow of Dr. Atkins. Interested? Sicko. [Page2Live] -
#mistakes
Sex Scandal Governor McGreevey Has a New Career
In 2004 married New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey, seen here resigning, stepped down after admitting a gay affair with an aide. He's back! And this time he's wearing white robes and holding a large cross. More » -
#recalls
Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
Fancy strollermaker Maclaren just issued its stroller recall this week, but it's known its products could chop off your baby's fingers for at least five years now. Why does Maclaren want Park Slope's streets littered with tiny digits? [NYP] -
#lolaw
The National Pork Board Does Not Endorse Eating Cats
The all-powerful National Pork Board has sicced its attorneys on make-your-own-clever-shirt site Neighborhoodies. The National Pork Board strongly disagrees with Alf's assertion that cats are "The Other White Meat." More » -
#scandals
Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
The tabloids love the sexy nude people parading in front of the windows of the Standard Hotel overlooking the High Line (an 8.5 on the Post Shamelessness Scale, btw). Now, the guests are trying to rape the housekeepers. Evolution.
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#crime
Chicago Cops Cripple Preteen Food Fight Ring
They say when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Likewise, when you call the cops to a middle school cafeteria food fight, they will take 25 kids to jail. It's what they do! More » -
#explanations
Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
This whole alleged David Letterman "extortion" plot? All a big misunderstanding. More » -
#media
Dominic Carter Did Not Have a Good Vacation
Declarative former NY1 newsman Dominic Carter already lost his job for unseemly name-dropping in court while on trial for beating his wife, then got barred from boarding a flight just because he exists. Can his week get worse? Yes, much. More » -
#therich
Giuseppe Cipriani, Hero Liberal
Giuseppe Ciprianifledleft the country last year in the wake of a scandal over alleged shady dealings regarding a liquor license for his celebtastic restaurant. He's not "on the lam," see. He simply could not take Bush any longer. More » -
#scandals
Dominic Carter Now Unwelcome Everywhere
One week ago, Dominic Carter was a well-respected stout political news anchor on NY1. Now he's just an unemployed dude who can't even get on a plane. Flight attendants now have far more power in New York than Dominic Carter. More » -
#scandals
Dominic Carter Is So Screwed
Burly NY1 desk-sitter Dominic Carter, host of Inside City Hall, has problems. Legal problems. Marriage problems. Job problems. Media problems. Name-dropping problems. Political problems. Quite a few problems. We'll itemize. More »

