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more about #scarjo more comments → The Lone Scout: Hey, can't we all just leave ScarJo alone to make her alboob--I mean, album? more » BookishLatkeish: Dear God in heaven, look at that fucking rack. /sobs the horrid keen of an ancient crone more » Jack_Burton: Zooey D, you are not. Keep trying, though! more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Kill me, I kinda like it. But is that honestly how she sings, because it sounds like she's mimicking someone... can't put my finger on it... more » Richard Lawson: Hamilton, 'breasty' is spelled with an s and no h. more » Gregoire: Sufjan Stevens is sitting by the phone, just waiting for her phonecall! more » Porcelina: I like how robotic is sounds. No one gave My Bloody Valentine shit for sounding that way. I don't think she is TRYING to be a great singer. Just make ... more » allyzay: i seriously lost respect for the one person i know who purchased her album, like a crushing 5 second feeling of "what am i doing, in this store, with ... more » depardoo: Her boobs: More than this, tell me one thing, more than this...nothing. more » pepelicious: Can we, like, autotune this shit in to the not-so-sucky range? Just pray ScarJo doesn't discover Blondie's Rapture.... more » RollsRoyceRevenge: She should go topless and set herself up as a trio. more » Cheap Shot: Could be worse. She sounds like she's trying to Feist it up though. I bet she wants to body slam Zoé Deschanel. more » depardoo: Well, they are pretty magnificent. Perhaps the album could be released as a photo album. Of her boobs. more » DahlELama: What part of the blatant failure of her first panned-by-everybody album made her think it was a good idea to release another one? Oh right. Boobs. more » -
#scarjo
Breathy Blonde Sings Again
Well well. If you didn't get enough of Scarlett Johansson's ruinous crooning with her thoroughly unnecessary vanity album of Tom Waits covers, it is your lucky year: she is putting out a musical album, again! More » -
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ScarJo's Private Life Revealed In Graffiti
Blonde actress megastar Scarlett Johannson has been accused of drug use by a random graffiti tagger! But there's even more to the imaginary rendezvous; what did you and the busty Tom Waits fan do after the party, random graffiti tagger?: More »
