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more about #scarlettjohansson more comments → Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Polanski - Polish - Pig - Corkscrew Penis - Your Joke? Did I get it? Please tell me that my sixth form biology class has not entirely gone to waste! ... more » shehatesme: Foster, I really wish you could do all of the gossip roundups. I realize that might not be the best thing for your sanity, but still. #stephaniepratt more » OnionRings: My college roommate and I met Toots around 25 years ago in a concert after-party in a motel room. He was smoking a giant spliff. #stephaniepratt more » Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): I think I must be a bit slow-I mean, I have ALWAYS gotten by on my looks, but,, it IS Sunday, right? #stephaniepratt more » miss_msry: Greatest column ever to hit Gawker. Denton, take note. #stephaniepratt more » secretagentman: I think 'TheBeef' didn't show up because he heard ILNY is craaaap. Also, I love you just the way you are Foster. #stephaniepratt more » eastofwest: This was a really spazzy recap. #stephaniepratt more » 18thCFox: Stephanie looks a lot cooler than Spencer. #stephaniepratt more » bythesidewalk: It's getting harder and harder to accept the "nothing ever happens on Mad Men" line what with the whole guy getting his foot run over by a lawnmower t... more » flossy: Another Day in Paradise, while not as good as Kids, always makes me wish Larry Clark had gone further in that direction instead of settling for spendi... more » drewonline: Jesus, Kramer, what did you drink this morning? #stephaniepratt more » Foster Kamer: Oh, and Sam Sifton, if you give Marea anything less than the tres on Wednesday, a poorly cooked Dover Sole wrapped in a copy of Gourmet is gonna show ... more » TRexstasy: Belonsky, you're an idiot. It's Daniel Craig in that play, not Jude Law. You must be incredibly cute because Denton clearly didn't recruit you from ... more » metoometoo: I actually love the Newark airport. It's my favorite airport. I'm being 100% serious. more » Wendy_Kroy: Furlong's had serious drug issues before - I remember reading an article about how his marriage to Kneeland was part of his attempt to get back on tra... more » -
#gossiproundup
The Erratic Driving Behaviors of Stephanie Pratt are a 'Universally Accessible' Thing
Stephanie Pratt, sister to creepy blondebeard Spencer, got DUI'd. Roman Polanski got out of jail! Kinda. Mickey Rourke, mobster groupie? Penn Badgley should huff paint. Pam Anderson's big train and Tommy Lee's big wang. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#gossiproundup
Golly, People Think Sarah Palin's Overpriced
Some ignorant folk don't think "public speaker" Sarah Palin deserves her outlandishly steep paycheck. Eddie Furlong's hitting the coke pipe. And Penelope Cruz enjoys kissing both Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson. It's your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#gossiproundup
Is the Fairytale Marriage of Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Falling Apart?
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are struggling, men are turning against Megan Fox, Bar Refaeli is boning a "Brazilian playboy" named Ricardo, Kid Rock hates Twitter, Marilyn Manson issues threats and Kate Beckinsale parties with Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham. More » -
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Is Jon Gosselin Sleeping with a Star Magazine Reporter Named Kate?
Jon Gosselin just can't get enough ass, the Bush daughters were unholy terrors for the Secret Service, some Russian guy is sending death threats to Britney Spears, Michael Jackson's doctor is in hiding and Cameron Diaz parties with Jude Law. More » -
#scarjo
Breathy Blonde Sings Again
Well well. If you didn't get enough of Scarlett Johansson's ruinous crooning with her thoroughly unnecessary vanity album of Tom Waits covers, it is your lucky year: she is putting out a musical album, again! More » -
#picoftheday
No One's Buying
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#onbeauty
Gwyneth Paltrow Implicated in Deflation of Scarlett Johansson
So who put Scarlett Johansson on that strict diet that reduced the starlet to a shadow of her former self? Gwyneth Paltrow, the noted medical expert who last year hallucinated from undereating.
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#beforeandafter
Scarlett Johansson Deflates
Scarlett Johansson complained about the "rigid diet" she's on when she showed up "very slim" to a London film party Tuesday, says Page Six's source. The starlet does seem streamlined.
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#gossiproundup
Oprah Has Seen Rihanna's Future. It's Grim.
Also: Britney Spears will scare you, Gossip Girl stars are better than you, Michael Moore will make a fool of you, and Scarlett Johansson will drink with you (if you are an old man). More » -
#anatomy
Scarlett Johansson Fed Up With Ryan Reynolds's Third Nipple
Though Scarlett Johansson usually warbles the words of a male troubadour, she's now singing a different tune about parts of the male anatomy that she's just not that into. More » -
#contrarians
Could You Possibly Be Into 'He's Just Not That Into You'?
During its years on the studio shelf, He's Just Not That Into You came to symbolize New Line's burgeoning reputation as the place best romcom intentions go to die. Not so fast, haters! More » -
#opencaption
The Other Boleyn Spinster
[Lonely and miserable actress Jennifer Aniston with Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Lady Business"; image via Bauer-Griffin] More » -
#scarlettjohansson
Scarlett Johansson: Still Singing!
If Scarlett Johansson's used Kleenex could pull in over five grand, how will her phlegmatic cover of a Jeff Buckley song fare? More » -
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Scarlett Johansson's Snotty Kleenex Charity Auction Nets $5300
Paddles down, people. The Scarlett Johansson Snotty Charity Kleenex Auction is over, with the winning bidder wanting no media attention for their offer of $5,300 in exchange for the aloe-enriched celebrity nasal smear. -
#defamerasks
Five Questions Regarding Scarlett Johansson's Snotty Charity Kleenex
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#fame
Scarlett Johansson Auctioning Off Her Snot-Filled Tissue
Actress Scarlett Johansson is sick with a cold and she is famous. Therefore she can go on the Tonight Show, blow boogies into a tissue, and then sell it on eBay for money. More » -
#opencaption
"As The Pretty Person On the Panel, I'm Going to Have to Disagree."
[Actress Scarlett Johansson sandwiched between a dude and Michael Caine at a press conference for the Nobel Peace Prize Concert in Oslo; image via WENN] -
#opencaption
Men Around the World Suddenly Worried They Will Be Called Up to the Board To Do a Math Problem
[Scarlett Johansson and Eva Mendes promoting a movie in Germany; image via Splash]
