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more about #science more comments → CumaeanSibyl: So you get washboard abs but the rest of your body is still flabby and fat? That's a hot look. more » Spirit Fingers: As anyone who knows me can attest, I am an "As Seen on TV" junkie, therefore I bought one of these things ten years ago. Let me just say that anything... more » redqueenmeg: So since I'm currently pregnant I will put this on and my WHOLE BABY will be stronger. more » Atilla the Bun: When people across America are found slumped under the hoods of their cars with jumper cables attached to their belly buttons, they will have the WSJ ... more » Crantastic: My physical therapist gave me something similar for use on my quads after I had my ACL replaced. Naturally the first thing I did upon getting it home ... more » AzureTexan: A better method of junk-development is a steady regimen of tantric kegels. more » randomnessish: Eeeww, women having sex? Gross! But, like, 80 year olds taking Viagra? Go ahead! If you've got the seed, sow it! more » raincoaster: Wait till Cosmo gets this story. I still remember their cover line "Does He Bore You? How to Stay Interested!" This will be "Is Your Man Repulsive? P... more » allium: Doc Savage, Man of Melanoma. #science more » CumaeanSibyl: Maybe if we measured "normal" by the average female sex drive, we would all be talking about how to address the crippling problem of male hypersexuali... more » intime: That scary guy is not alive, is he? He looks like a bronze statue. #science more » pollyannacowgirl: There are some very funny comments about the couple in the photo, but I'd love to see more serious comments on this tidbit. When it comes to somethin... more » i'm a bottle: Not only does Flibanserin increase feminine sex drive, it also decreases masculine awkward foreplay. more » gonzosmom: He's really a 98 lb. albino weakling who was photoshopped. #science more » Atilla the Bun: To sleep with that guy....I don't think anyone can make a pill strong enough. #science more » -
#globalwarming
Climate Email Scandal: Scientists Engaged in a Conspiracy of Science
Climate change is real and man-made. Period, end of story. But recently, some emails have leaked that conclusively prove that climate scientists... are really pissed off that a well-funded industry exists that subverts and denies their work.
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#fitness
Electro-Abs Really Work!
Ab scientists say that those electric ab muscle stimulators really do make your abs stronger. Your abs, guys. Only abs. [WSJ] -
#sexyscience
Haters Trying to Hate on Sexy Female Sex Pill
Sexy scientists say that they have, for real, no playing, discovered a drug that boosts female sexual desire. Everything is better now! But who's that trying throw salt in your female sex drug game? Haterz! More » -
#moonnews
Water! Moon! There Is Water on the Moon!
Bombing the moon worked! NASA found water! Now we must blow it up entirely to see if there is life. More » -
#fitness
If You Want to Lose Weight, Have a Baby
Fat: the silent menace of new moms and just plain fat people alike. Scientists now tell us that you must either have a small human suckle the fat off your body, or cut your own gut open, to slim down. More » -
#science
Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
Hippie yupsters have always been like, "I don't use plastic water bottles cause their chemicals cause cancer," or whatever, and we just laugh at them, but it turns out those people are the ones with the best erections. More » -
#sexyscience
Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
Duke University sponsored a study on female students' attitudes towards sex toys, which the director of the Duke Catholic Center worried would encourage the young women to "just sit around and masturbate." Do studies really do that? Awesome. [Katie Drummond] -
#lightschimerasaction
Scientists Launch Study to Determine Exactly How Human Animals Should Be
Remember this day when you pass a bio-engineered aardvark with a human face on your way to Yoga class in the not-too-distant-future. Today, some scientists launched a study to determine whether that aardvark should have a human penis as well. More » -
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#juicing
'Food' Causes Obesity, Warn Scientists
You thought you could guzzle fruit juice forever without getting fat, fatty? No! Scientists warn the calories in fruit juice make you fat just like the calories in soda. Other "danger" foods that put you at risk for weight gain: More » -
#science
Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
High school scientists have discovered that high school athletes are more likely to drink and fight than high school non-athletes (nerds). WHOA. More » -
#classicads
Your Mind Will Be on One Thing Only
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#fitness
Does this antipsychotic medication make me look fat? Yes. Ugly or crazy? Your choice.
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#science
Stank Places More Hardcore
Brigham Young researchers have found that clean, fresh smells make people act "fairer and more generous." Makes sense—New York City is essentially a noxious, rat-infested garbage barge full of venal, corrupt hustlers. Fuck you, Utah. [Science Daily] -
#conventionalwisdom
Freakonomics Has Always Been Dumb
Everyone is all mad at Steven Levitt and Stephen Dubner for including a hilariously wrong chapter on climate change in the sequel to their famous book Freakonomics, but some of us have been on the hating-those-dudes train forever.
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#sexyscience
Get Married, Do Chores, Get Laid Rarely
A new study by love scientists says that married couples that do more housework together have more sex. But! Not so fast, horny chore boy.
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#higherlearning
Are College Kids Crazier Than Ever Or Do They Just Like The Happy Pills?
Campus shrinks say a record number of college students are seeking treatment for mental health issues and that their problems are more severe than ever. Are the kids alright? More » -
#mutantpowers
Scientists Developing Telepathic Communication, Ad Models and Monetization Forthcoming
British science nerds have invented a way to transmit specific brain signals between two different parties' heads. They claim this is paving the way towards telepathy. I'm thinking of a number between one and 2,000, winner gets nothing. [Telegraph] -
#health
Smokers Will Die Broker
Scientists have now produced overwhelming evidence that bans on smoking lead to a healthier, less dead population. What does this mean for you and your typically unhealthy creative underclass lifestyle? It means it's time to pay for your sins. More » -
#science
Scientists have developed a "Marilyn Monroe" gene that makes female fruit flies overwhelmingly alluring. Useful...
