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more about #seanhannity more comments → flugennock: I love that foto; it really sums up the whole Teabagger status overall. In fact, the overall composition of the foto, the look on Hoffman's face in i... more » Ben Frazier: Whatever, dude. Just please get a new headshot to submit to the papers during this post-election ridiculousness. That one that you ran during the elec... more » AliHajiSheik: that guy has serial killer face. more » Private Hangnail: This fellow is what we'd call a wet end back where I grew up. Which just happens to be Upstate New York. more » seyswho: Way to waste your constituents' time and money, Doug. Hmm, on second thought, go for it. more » Conchie Birdie: Yo bro, if you don't want a 7th, try not to raw-dog it so much! more » phlox✔: Six pregnancy scare, eh Adrian? <== My friend here would like a quick word. #jonstewart more » Alaska Miller: How does a half asian man get pregnant? #jonstewart more » senatormayer: Half-dozen pregnancy scares? I thought all you Gawker types were flaming homosexuals. Hmm. I've got process this new information. #jonstewart more » limber: He's eating the pancake-wrapped sausage-on-a-stick, dipped in baconnaise! And the flowers shrivel! And the bear offs itself! What's that thing he's... more » Rose_Selavy_pppffth: All right, I have tried to say something coherent here but once the stuffed monkey killed itself, I lost touch with reality. A-fucking-mazing. #jonst... more » Hiroine Protagonist: What a lame attempt to generate controversy. #seanhannity more » gawkimo: The only solution to Mr. Chen's dilemma where Stewart and Hannity are equal parts of a big, evil corporate pie is to drop out altogether and not consu... more » TheSometimesWhy: What's sad to me is that things have decayed to such an extent that the thought that somebody (especially when that somebody is in the media) might ac... more » BoKnowsMagic: "He was also sending a winking, smartass shout-out to everyone who tuned in tonight solely for the satisfaction of seeing him eat crow." Because the ... more » -
#elections
Upstate Conservative Decides He Won the Election Really
Doug Hoffman was the ultra-conservative candidate that Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity backed in an election upstate. The district then went Democrat for the first time in 200 years. But don't worry, it was all an ACORN conspiracy. More » -
#thedailyshow
Jon Stewart Had to Watch an Entire Episode of "Hannity"
You know about how Jon Stewart caught Sean Hannity lying, basically, about the size of a conservative rally on his show? And how Sean Hannity apologized? On his daily program tonight, Stewart made fun of this, and it was funny. More » -
#goteam
Team Jon Stewart Wins Again
Sean Hannity just apologized for running footage on his program yesterday that inflated the size of a crowd at some awful protest. And he gave props to Jon Stewart and "The Daily Show" for calling him out on it. But... More » -
#punditry
Sean Hannity Promises to Respond to Comedy Show That Fact-Checked Him
We all saw the Daily Show fact-checking Fox clip, right? Where Hannity reused 9/12 rally footage and pretended it was from last week? Guess what: Hannity is going to "respond" tonight, on his show! So we'd better all watch!
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#ew
Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
Of all the excuses and explanations Carrie Prejean made for her sex tape on Hannity last night, only one—that she was a teenager when she made the video—makes sense. For TMZ, that is. More » -
#feuds
Why Keith Olbermann Didn't Literally Kill Sean Hannity at This Baseball Game
Keith Olbermann and Sean Hannity snapped cutesy pictures of one another at a World Series game, even though Hannity's boss Rupert Murdoch just yesterday said there was a nasty "personal" feud going between the TV opinion hosts. He wishes. More » -
#shootingczars
Lou Dobbs Still Happily Joining Fox News Crusades
After Glenn Beck got sooooo much attention for it, boring Sean Hannity decided to go after a "Czar" too. Beck's was too black, so Hannity set his sights on one who is too gay. Look who's joining the cause! More » -
#shootingczars
Seizing "Statutory Rape" Zeitgeist, Right Hones Latest, Gayest Czar Attack
Well look at this! We were totally right — it happens sometimes — and conservatives are firing up their attacks on Kevin Jennings, the nation's gay "safe school czar." And they're using terms like "statutory rape." How timely!
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#foundpoetry
Fox News Twitter
Well, probably hacked. Either hacked or Fox decided to break the news themselves that "Sean Hannity Blows his mom." Update: More »HackedSpoofed -
#missedpoints
Guy on Sean Hannity Condemns, Indulges in Nazi Namecalling
David Hedrick, an injured veteran who opposes health care reform, appeared on Sean Hannity's show to gripe about being equated with Hitler's "brown-shirts." Then, because the country has gone all hyperbolic, he equates the Obama Administration with Nazis. More » -
#thedailyshow
Jon Stewart Hosts an Epic Clash of the Intellectual Titans
In his on-going quest to relentlessly shame Birther-sympathizing, race-baiting conservative talking heads, Jon Stewart introduced a hilarious new Daily Show competition segment last night called, "So You Think You Can Douche." More » -
#technology
White House Teleprompter Shatters, Obama Miraculously Carries On
Oh noes! Barack Obama was giving a speech on urban policy late this afternoon when his precious teleprompter fell and shattered all over the floor. How could he possibly get through it? More » -
#martyrs
Sad Donald Rumsfeld is Not Crazy, Just Misunderstood
Brad Graham has a book out Tuesday on Donald Rumsfeld titled, By His Own Rules: The Story of Donald Rumsfeld. In an excerpt from the book in this week's Time, Rumsfeld blames the liberal media for cultivating his poor image. More » -
#rusticjournalism
Sean Hannity Interviews Sarah Palin In the Woods
Sean Hannity creepily interviewed Sarah Palin in some wooded area of Long Island, where Sarah proceeded to do what Sarah does—-Spewed out a maddening but hilariously folksy word soup that translates to "I told you so!" More » -
#2012
The Sean Hannity-Sarah Palin Interview: Just the Questions
Alaska Dictator Sarah Palin may or may not attend a congressional fundraising dinner in DC tonight (she is upset that she won't be allowed to speak), but she will def be seen chatting with Hannity on Fox this evening. More » -
#conspiracies
Rush Limbaugh: Black Guys Control All the Banks and Media
Rush Limbaugh unleashed an exquisite blast of paranoia on Sean Hannity's show last night, predicting that newspapers, television networks, and radio networks will all go bankrupt (true), at which point Obama will personally take them over (crazy). More » -
#evaporatingpiety
Sean Hannity Dares To Ask: 'Is New York Times Promoting Godlessness?'
Atheism! It's running rampant all over the place, destroying our country, ripping it to shreds at its very core. And the New York Times is to blame, so says Sean Hannity, man of God. More » -
#culturewars
Obama Orders Burger With Elitist European Condiment
When Barack Obama made headlines by eating a hamburger this week, we were disappointed that he ruined his by ordering it medium-well. Sean Hannity, though, found something far worse. More » -
#pornography
Sean Hannity Calls Porn Star a 'Role Model'
Sanctimonious Catholic scold Sean Hannity invited noted porn star Kim Kardashian on his show last night, and—literally—called her a "role model" for young girls. More »
