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more about #secretservice more comments → Mediahohoho: It's too easy to forget (for some people) but the second most lethal terrorist action on American soil was carried out by an Army-trained white dude w... more » TheSometimesWhy: What is beyond scary is how we seem to have bottomless troughs of lucre to spend on waging a war that I still have yet to hear someone articulate an e... more » Lucky: I would like to see one of these brave patriots take on Rahm Emanuel. more » Lysergic Asset: Not sure if it was on purpose, but the first line says "The Nature of President Obama's Death." You could re-work it to say: "The Nature of the Death... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Interestingly enough, Rahm Emmanuel is the one Homeland Security secretary Janet Napolitano—whose agency has overseen the Secret Service since it wa... more » morninggloria: ... and all of the Kardashian daughters' names start with K. K, K, and K. KKK! And two of them are dating or married to black guys! What does it a... more » Tits_LaRue: Somebody should really tell the wackos threatening the President that if they are taxpayers, then they are footing the bill for the Secret Service to ... more » MisterMustard: Dick Cheney has his daughter and a feral hog to protect him, what does he need the secrret service for? #barackobama more » juustuunder: I'm trying to figure out who the 24 people with full-time protection are but I'm scared the SS will investigate me for such a question. Maybe I'll be ... more » Rozelle’s Bagman: Cut Cheney loose. You're welcome. more » Cynical Media Bitch: When he does, I'll be back to remind everyone that Hunter Thompson beat him to it by almost 40 years. #barackobama more » TheInternetGod: You should do an Updated Update to better reflect the link is to the developer of the facebook application, not the actual poll (see #2 in his list). ... more » Michael Bauser: Why is the Secret Service only looking for the poll's creator? Shouldn't all the morons who voted "Yes" get a visit from the Feds, too? more » DELINQ: "Another example about how you have to watch what you put on facebook," says my local FOX news. Apparently assassination schemes are as commonplace as... more » Claire Buoyant: As for the poll's results, those aren't being released. I can't vouch for the accuracy, but supposedly this is the break down: * Yes: > 5% * Mayb... more » -
#deaththreats
The Nature of President Obama's Death Threats: Peaked Early, Still Bad, Mostly Scary White Guys
Touchy subject of would-rather-not proportions: threats made against the 44th American President. There are fine lines between free-speech and danger. The New York Times reports on the people who draw them seeing an early spike, but still being strong concerns. More » -
#assassins
All These People Threatening to Kill Obama Are Expensive
The Secret Service is overwhelmed by an unprecedented wave of threats against Barack Obama. Our prediction for what happens next: when they request additional funding, Glenn Beck notices that the initials for Secret Service are "SS." -
#heroes
Secret Service, Facebook Team Up to Catch Obama Assassination Pollster
Some twisted soul posted a Facebook poll yesterday asking whether or not President Obama should be assassinated. Obviously that's a big no-no, and now Facebook and the Secret Service have joined forces to form an elite crime fighting team. More » -
#shams
Obama's 'Transparency' Dodge on the White House Visitors Logs
The White House today decided to start publishing the names of White House visitors, ending two lawsuits seeking Secret Service visitor logs under the Freedom of Information Act. It's a nice gesture, but that's just about all it is. More » -
#gossiproundup
Is Jon Gosselin Sleeping with a Star Magazine Reporter Named Kate?
Jon Gosselin just can't get enough ass, the Bush daughters were unholy terrors for the Secret Service, some Russian guy is sending death threats to Britney Spears, Michael Jackson's doctor is in hiding and Cameron Diaz parties with Jude Law. More » -
#danger
Obama Protecting Cheney
Unlike former Presidents, former Vice Presidents don't get Secret Service protection. (No one's ever gonna take a shot at Quayle.) Except one! A certain mean old man still gets a taxpayer-funded security detail. More » -
