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more about #sex more comments → laughingweek: The song was so bad I stopped watching 2 minutes in. more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: I'm too choked up by the sweetness of this to try and make a cockpit joke. more » manchops: He just keeps getting better and better! "Hero Sex" has now taken a spot in my vocabularly, right next to "break-up sex" "make-up sex" and "pity-sex" more » beercheck: She likes it sullied. Hot. more » Beau Nerd: You think this is bad? Just wait til he tries to top himself in his next performance. more » lobstr: ..yeah, but how is his instrument rating? more » SeeingI: The keyboard player he kisses at 3:25 is pretty cute. more » iplaudius: For Your Entertainment: A Swine Flu How To. more » naugahydeinplainsight: It's all a matter thrust and trim, right Sully? more » forwardmotion: Awesome! He is not only a hero, he is funny too. Rock on Sully! more » Ananelle: I know everyone on Jez seems to seriously hate Glambert, but I seem to have drank the kool-aid on this one, guys. I thought his performance last night... more » Astigmatism: He was so much less interesting in his performance last night than he ever was on Idol. Too choreographed, too overproduced; he looked like he was sw... more » toastandlove: Mrs. Sullenberger is a fox! Go Sully! more » SpyMagician: Talk about a Canadian Goose! Hubba, hubba! more » TroisFilles: Gettin' Sully wit it! Good for him. Women like heroes. Enough w/ the "Edwards" of the world - skinny, pale, quiet - throat ripping ability not-with-st... more » -
#heroes
Chesley 'Sully' Sullenberger: Landing That Plane in the Hudson Led to 'Rock Star Sex'
The clean-cut hero and his wife revealed a smuttier side in an interview with Matt Lauer to be aired on Thursday. Wash your mouth out Sully! And give that mustache a rinse too. Who knows where it's been. More » -
#preciousmoments
Adam Lambert Fakes a Blow Job Onstage, Kicks a Lady Between the Legs
America's favorite Is He or Isn't He?, Adam Lambert, likes it both ways, but mostly he likes it with men, in their mouths. Please allow him to show you exactly how, on television at the American Music Awards. More » -
#sexyscience
Haters Trying to Hate on Sexy Female Sex Pill
Sexy scientists say that they have, for real, no playing, discovered a drug that boosts female sexual desire. Everything is better now! But who's that trying throw salt in your female sex drug game? Haterz! More » -
#fanfiction
Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
Stepping into the cold air of a moonless night, Bella Swan quivered with anticipation for the Twilight: New Moon premiere. Awaiting the film's arrival at a theater near her, she contented herself with a handsome assortment of Edward Cullen-themed objects.
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#thewaywesexnow
Leave It to Beaver
Years of conservative, abstinence-only sex education, and thus teenagers using bread bags because they can't get condoms, mean that America is now rife with nasty sexually transmitted infections. More » -
#love
'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
Paul Janka! He's still stalking women and all their various "holes." A friendly tipster has been kind enough to share with us her recent encounter with America's skeeziest, most overaggressive pickup "artist." Get waxed, baby. This is gonna hurt. More » -
#scandals
Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
The tabloids love the sexy nude people parading in front of the windows of the Standard Hotel overlooking the High Line (an 8.5 on the Post Shamelessness Scale, btw). Now, the guests are trying to rape the housekeepers. Evolution.
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#sexyscience
Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
Duke University sponsored a study on female students' attitudes towards sex toys, which the director of the Duke Catholic Center worried would encourage the young women to "just sit around and masturbate." Do studies really do that? Awesome. [Katie Drummond] -
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#schooldaze
Teacher Suspended For Implying Chuck Palahniuk Is Cool
It's the oldest tale in the book of high school cliches: Kids love Cool English Teacher for treating them like adults; administration hates Cool English Teacher for same reason; and then somewhere in there, there's a carrot in the butt. More » -
#trendwatch
Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
Here is how fake trends turn into troubling fake trends: Wooed into masculine complacency by male body lotion ads, men become metrotextual and start signing their text messages with "Kisses." Next thing you know, grandpa's sexting. More » -
#lies
TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape
Protector of feminine virtue TMZ says it's had a homemade sex tape starring attractive but not smart beauty pageant loser Carrie Prejean for months. But TMZ's own sense of decency simply wouldn't allow it to be published. More » -
#trendwatch
Three-way sex officially becomes boring.
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#andreapeyser
Sex-Crazed Columnist Rants Against Sex Rehab. Typical Addict Behavior.
Sexxxy New York Post sex columnist and chief purveyor of thinly-veiled sexy bisexual fantasies Andrea Peyser knows this "Sex addict rehab" thing is for quitters. Take your sex rehab and shove it up the hole of your choice, sexy celebs! More » -
#columnists
Dowd: Just Let Girly Obama Be a Manly Man!
What do you do when you write a million columns unsubtly disparaging a man as feminine, and then it turns out that he talks sports and golfs exclusively with men? If you're Maureen Dowd, you just crank out another column. More » -
#trendwatch
Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n Roll: How Can We Put a Stop to Them?
The generation that brought America sex, drugs, and Rock 'n Roll has had just about enough of you kids and your disgusting dance moves, weed smoking, and loud noise. More » -
#justicedelayed
Roman Polanski Is One Step Closer to Justice
Nearly a month after Roman Polanski was jailed in Switzerland, the U.S. has filed a formal demand for extradition so he can face sentencing for charges of unlawful sex with a minor. Litigation over the request could take six months. -
#minlieskovsky
The Facebook Flirting Salman Rushdie Used to Win Min Lieskovsky's Heart
How quickly the internet coughs up wonderful things in this age of online romance. Here we have some fun Facebook messages between Salman Rushdie and his brand new love cookie, Harvard-educated model-lover Min Lieskovsky. Plus! Min's secret blog, "Mongol Whored." More » -
#craigslist
Right to 'Erotic Services' Upheld By Federal Judge
A U.S. district court judge has rejected an Illinois sheriff's bid to shut down Craigslist's erotic services category. You can't spank the website, the judge ruled, for the actions of some naughty, naughty prostitutes. More » -
#revenge
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Gawker Media Blog Scorned
This'll be fun: You know the ESPN guy and his 22-year-old ESPN sexbuddy story? Well, Deadspin heard rumors about it months ago, but got the nothing-to-see-here treatment from the ESPN flacks. Pissed, they started a daylong ESPN sex rumor dump.
